Mr. Otto insisted on doing it two ways this morning: must be #SCS! #Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats #catphotos #softcatsaturday ("it" being morning pets & sits time.)

Le catposting, she continues. #Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats #Purring #asmr #catvideos (5th of [_])

Dinner (“French” onion soup) came with a hidden treasure this evening. Specifically, Mr. Otto on my knees, purring. #Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #cats

So, I guess this is actually happening (along with some other stuff). Anyhoo. Currently wondering how ridiculous the crowd at the Whitney will be on 3/14, what with the Biennial and all.

🚨🚨🚨Sortie d'une édition hors-série exclusive pour #FCF: Mr. Otto Purrs Again!🚨🚨🚨 #Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats #Purring #asmr #catvideos #furrycatfriday

Gratuitous bathing video for you. (fourth of a ... series? annoying bit?) #Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats #catvideos

When you think your take is hot because nobody else has come up with it yet? Before you post, please consider first asking yourself whether that's because it's so f#*king dumb that nobody else was willing to put it out there.

These two bounders are so lazy they need to be woken up for dinner. #Ottotimes #Albrechttimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats

Yes, you may panic at the disco, but they’ll probably kick you out.

Hey, who wants to go halfsies on a >$100k case of wine? Less than $9k/bottle! Bargain-basement price!

If only somebody out there would pay me (enough) to chase what, for me, is an unachievable goal.

[but wait theres more dot gif]. #Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats #Purring #asmr #catvideos (third installment.)

Just had a work call tonight that got interrupted when my interlocutor said, "Ohhh no, I just saw something I did not want to see. Can I call you back?" A minute later, she called back: "Well, that's one f#*king waterbug that won't see tomorrow." She's #NYstrong.

Wintertime is when I transform into a slush lollipop.

S H A R E L A M P

“What’s a window dressing, Ken?”

Reminiscing on the Grand Vaycay (cold’ll prompt that, methinks) and the random nice horse on King Island remains a highlight.

Mr. Otto is a huge booty house fan, and he embodies all of its best qualities. #Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats #humpday

Having manger'd the soleil, Mr. Otto is taking a postprandial nap. #Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats

A tous les repas il mangera du soleil. #Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats

Part 2 of ??? #Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats #Purring #asmr #catvideos

This came on during my morning exercise and I was reminded that, even 25 years later, it may still be the best workout track ever made.

“, Esq.”

Cupholders.

Ottopurrs, a videographic essay exploring the theme of Cat. Indeterminate in length, and irregular in schedule. #Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats #Purring #asmr #catvideos

Love.

Everybody* deserves to have someone in their life who looks at them like Mr. Otto looks at me when he knows it's dinnertime. #Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats *some exceptions apply.

You know ...

I don’t believe in fighting unwinnable battles so I shall decline to “defend my face card,” but you come for one of my cats’ faces and it is curtains for you. So here are four photos defending THEIR face cards.

Trump/Vance-GOP’s crackdown; Bovino is just an avatar. And I will not believe it’s “over” before hard evidence so demonstrates.

This flop sweat pivot’s so hard it could be a porn star.

Funny on its own terms, but also because … both work here?

Folks, I mislaid the world’s teeniest violin and thought I would be fine without, BUT NOW I NEED IT.

Meanwhile, every woman who has *ever* raised a child *ever* is like, “dude, this isn’t even break-a-sweat kind of stuff, let’s talk about the level of logistics required to grt Johnny and Janie from home to grandma’s.”

I’m sorry, but … WHAT?

A lot of men who think like this kind of are on a register, it's just that the register is owned and controlled by someone even worse, and who agrees with them.

When you're Mr. Otto, the only distinction between "weekday" and "weekend" is how early laptimes begin. (and whether "nice daddy" is around all day, or just for morning and evening pets interrupted by a mysterious absence.) #Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats

Girl, same.

If "not on LinkedIn" is a marker of being a radical-left Communist? Well, friends, it's time to start buying red clothing.

I asked Ottocat if he wanted to help me refresh the shovel job. I think this means "no." #Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats

Another one for those conversations with the news-ignorant.

I can taste the tin of the sky —- the real tin thing. Winter dawn is the color of metal, The trees stiffen into place like burnt nerves.

This is the *real* national anthem.

How to calmly and coldly describe the sequence of events to someone who is news-ignorant.

Good morning to "crushed ice," my favorite option on the dispenser.

Small comforts on this Sunday morning: posting Dix pics.

A running list.

Remember today to breathe, and to take a moment with your Otto. #Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats #Purring #catvideos

I did feel cold. Not the kind of cold I was joking about.

Fall upon the earth.