Voter clawed. (Why are the Mecklenburg Co. stickers so lame?)

Local evil mastermind is real leader of antifa, sleeps soundly knowing she's successfully framed some random guy.

One week and an emergency spay for pyometra later, and Cindy seems like she's doing much better. She just needs to put on weight. For a cat who was on the verge of starvation, she's shockingly picky. She has bougie tastes and loves people food, but doesn't want to eat wet cat food.

Got the skinniest rescue cat I've ever seen in yesterday. She must've been dumped because she's too friendly and too unafraid of being indoors. The poor thing is anemic and has an ulcer from starvation. But a day later she's already discovering toys and loves to be loved.

It's always a treat to hear from my sister

Orangey got some knots in his fur and we cut them out and he looks like the time I tried to give myself a buzz cut with beard trimmers.

Tootsie is an empty nester now. All her babies are adopted out.

Got these photos from Jolly's adopter. She's doing great at her new home.

Have to clean house. I have these fuzzballs rolling around.

Do I root for either team? No.

This is the face of a future FBI Director

Ash and Abraham are still looking for their forever home. They're not brothers, but they've been inseparable ever since they met. Anyone in the southeast US looking to add some joy to their family, get in touch. They're good with other cats, haven't been around dogs or small kids. Fixed and chipped

Is Fat Kitten week a thing? Jujube is trying to make it a thing.

Mother and daughter giving me the same exasperated look.

Look at these sinners. Not a single member of the family got raptured today.

The third kitten is being camera shy, but their eyes are open/opening now.

Bad news, everyone: I've been edited out of the upcoming season of On Brand with Jimmy Fallon for pitching an AI remake of the Mean Joe Greene Coke ad that features Nancy Reagan tossing a bottle of Chloraseptic to Charlie Kirk.

My mom bought this hideous bloody fangs cat bed and I'm kind of disappointed mama cat chose to keep her kittens in it even though it's a very practical shape.

Thought I was done with fosters for this season, but there are always more. Names tbd, but there are 3 kittens. Mom is only about 7 months old, so still a baby herself really.

Chiffon and Lacey at their new home with their new big brother. (Who was also adopted from us 3 years ago)

Lacey and Chiffon are going to their forever home tomorrow. It's always bittersweet saying goodbye, but they're going to be so well-loved.

A before and after: Sugar was part of a litter we rescued in September 2021. Here she is now with her poodle best friend almost 4 years later.

*Billy Idol voice* It's a nice day day for... White kittens!

Several weeks later. Angry eyebrows fading but still visible.

A fun before and after. We rescued little Mochi in spring 2021, and his adopters sent some pictures of no longer little Mochi (now called Nacho) today.

I need everyone to see the angry eyebrows on this kitten I'm fostering. I think they'll fade over time, the fire is thinner where her whiskers are growing in, but it's the funniest thing.

My HS principal was named Mr. Dickoff. In hindsight, that was such an unbelievably confident career choice.

Check out this total milf I picked up today. (Mother cat I'd Like to Foster)

Filbert and Cashew got adopted together today, so all the nut kittens have forever homes.

The kittens are starting to get adopted. Macadamia went to her new home last night, Pecan is going tomorrow, and Walnut is going on Monday.

"Where do you want your kitten delivery?" "Just dump them on the floor somewhere."

Sleepy kittens

Look how much they've grown. These pictures are 5 weeks apart. (The kittens are 6 weeks old as of yesterday) Their eyes are starting to change color now, too.

We are reaching positively dangerous levels of floofiness

She looks like a chubby gremlin in this picture.

Nature's mightiest huntress vs her deadliest foe, some fuzz on the box spring

Tried to get some nice-looking portraits of the kittens for their 4 weeks old day.

They have toys, but nothing beats mom's tail for kitten play

Mama and the kittens. They're 3 weeks old today.

She still can't consistently walk without stumbling, but she managed to climb up my shirt to cuddle.

Mama Pistachio and her kittens, day 17. I don't know why she won't keep them in the playpen anymore, but every time I try putting them back in, she moves them out.

Unconventional back hug technique is the primary reason Macadamia is sliding down draft boards

Found family

Pecan day 2. I think she's pretty close in age to the others, given that her eyes are open and she moves well. She's just tiny. 4.8 oz last night, roughly 2/3rds the size of the other kittens.

Some rescue friends had a litter of bottle babies but one wasn't taking the bottle well, so we tried introducing her to mama Pistachio and this is what happened.

Day 10 kitten pictures. All but Mac have their eyes open.

Eyes open, but not quite seeing

1 week old kittens. Little Walnut is the first to have her eyes open.

Six days old. The wriggling intensifies. Mom is out of frame eating.

First journey outside the carrier for one of the babies. (Side note, to the left you can partly see the nice house I set up for her to keep the babies in that she has totally ignored in favor of just keeping them in the cat carrier)