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The internet tried to cancel Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris canceled the internet.
2 months ago
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Chuck Norris didnāt pass away. Away passed Chuck Norris.
2 months ago
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Chuck Norris died. Death is still trying to recover.
2 months ago
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Chuck Norris flatlined, and the machine apologized.
2 months ago
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Chuck Norris didnāt lose his life. Life lost Chuck Norris.
2 months ago
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Howās everyone doing over here
3 months ago
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This could be us
3 months ago
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Lisan al Gaib
5 months ago
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Iāll be monitoring the situation in 2026.
5 months ago
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Happy Chanukah
5 months ago
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Everyone is so bullish on Google that Altavista will probably make a comeback.
6 months ago
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Apple achieves profit to infinity as bums like me keep buying more space instead of cleaning the shit up
7 months ago
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The funniest thing about Brazilian politics is that people remember some politician being good or bad and it's all commodity cycles.
8 months ago
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Tylenol makes you a value investor
8 months ago
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Since jews control the World I declare everyone gets a day off today.
8 months ago
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Geniuses at Disney geting all the downside of the backlash and no payoff on the return
8 months ago
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8 months ago
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Is there even a bullish case for media these days? Feels like a damned if you do, damned if you donāt business where you end up pissing off audiences, states, or politicians no matter what
8 months ago
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A tragedy just happened: The new person at the coffee place near my house sucks.
10 months ago
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Starting a podcast where I invite some bro over, we have some coffee and shut the fuck up.
10 months ago
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Logs on X - Everyone hates $GOOG and loves $BTI meaning it's probably time to buy $GOOG and $PM
10 months ago
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The funniest thing about the Coldplay couple is that if they hadnāt done anything, no one wouldāve noticed anything unusual and there wouldnāt be videos of them everywhere.
10 months ago
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Thatās my emotional support chocolate
10 months ago
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Stocks need growth like you need pants
11 months ago
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I admire the Brazilian presidentās consistency - he just went to Argentina to campaign for Cristina Kirchner and now heās criticizing the US for interfering with Bolsonaro š¤£
11 months ago
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You know whatās funny? Now Lula can just blame Trump for the Brazilian economy going to shit.
11 months ago
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Apple buying into F1 instead of AI is a bold reminder that progress is optional, but spectacle is forever
11 months ago
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The good news is United Airlines is resuming flights to Israel. The bad news is itās fucking United Airlines.
11 months ago
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Still a top 5 movie in Israel š¤£
11 months ago
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You donāt get it
11 months ago
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Babe wake up weāre bullish again
11 months ago
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A ceasefire in your pants
11 months ago
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Iād like to congratulate each and every one of you for your vigilance in monitoring this situation.
11 months ago
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How can I make this about me
12 months ago
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We're all just shitposting through life
12 months ago
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I enjoyed the Lindt Episode on the Preferred Shares podcast (DevinLa Sarre & Larry Hamtil):
about 1 year ago
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How do you guys feel about this picture
about 1 year ago
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Everything I say is investment advice
about 1 year ago
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I'd actually respect Macron more if he was doing cocaine at that table.
about 1 year ago
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And they said the age of american exceptionalism was over
about 1 year ago
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Tariffing movies is smart because itās not like US movies are popular and exported all over the World
about 1 year ago
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When you meet your second wife
about 1 year ago
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The $BRK meeting is more like a church service than a a business meeting. Warren is the old preacher who'll talk about all the values you're supposed to have and repeat all the same stories while the crowd claps and asks forgiveness for their sins.
about 1 year ago
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Today is Yom Hashoah and my dad wants me to get a Polish passport.
about 1 year ago
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I hope stocks crash tomorrow so we can feel something
about 1 year ago
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Many people are saying a lot of things today
about 1 year ago
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What if we would have lost Lauren Sanchez, Gayle King, and Katy Perry on the same day.
about 1 year ago
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Art of the deal babe
about 1 year ago
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Gm
about 1 year ago
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Now everyone knows how brazilians feel
about 1 year ago
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