The internet tried to cancel Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris canceled the internet.

Chuck Norris didn’t pass away. Away passed Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris died. Death is still trying to recover.

Chuck Norris flatlined, and the machine apologized.

Chuck Norris didn’t lose his life. Life lost Chuck Norris.

How’s everyone doing over here

This could be us

Lisan al Gaib

I’ll be monitoring the situation in 2026.

Happy Chanukah

Everyone is so bullish on Google that Altavista will probably make a comeback.

Apple achieves profit to infinity as bums like me keep buying more space instead of cleaning the shit up

The funniest thing about Brazilian politics is that people remember some politician being good or bad and it's all commodity cycles.

Tylenol makes you a value investor

Since jews control the World I declare everyone gets a day off today.

Geniuses at Disney geting all the downside of the backlash and no payoff on the return

שנה טובה

Is there even a bullish case for media these days? Feels like a damned if you do, damned if you don’t business where you end up pissing off audiences, states, or politicians no matter what

A tragedy just happened: The new person at the coffee place near my house sucks.

Starting a podcast where I invite some bro over, we have some coffee and shut the fuck up.

Logs on X - Everyone hates $GOOG and loves $BTI meaning it's probably time to buy $GOOG and $PM

The funniest thing about the Coldplay couple is that if they hadn’t done anything, no one would’ve noticed anything unusual and there wouldn’t be videos of them everywhere.

That’s my emotional support chocolate

Stocks need growth like you need pants

I admire the Brazilian president’s consistency - he just went to Argentina to campaign for Cristina Kirchner and now he’s criticizing the US for interfering with Bolsonaro 🤣

You know what’s funny? Now Lula can just blame Trump for the Brazilian economy going to shit.

Apple buying into F1 instead of AI is a bold reminder that progress is optional, but spectacle is forever

The good news is United Airlines is resuming flights to Israel. The bad news is it’s fucking United Airlines.

Still a top 5 movie in Israel 🤣

You don’t get it

Babe wake up we’re bullish again

A ceasefire in your pants

I’d like to congratulate each and every one of you for your vigilance in monitoring this situation.

How can I make this about me

We're all just shitposting through life

I enjoyed the Lindt Episode on the Preferred Shares podcast (DevinLa Sarre & Larry Hamtil):

How do you guys feel about this picture

Everything I say is investment advice

I'd actually respect Macron more if he was doing cocaine at that table.

And they said the age of american exceptionalism was over

Tariffing movies is smart because it’s not like US movies are popular and exported all over the World

When you meet your second wife

The $BRK meeting is more like a church service than a a business meeting. Warren is the old preacher who'll talk about all the values you're supposed to have and repeat all the same stories while the crowd claps and asks forgiveness for their sins.

Today is Yom Hashoah and my dad wants me to get a Polish passport.

I hope stocks crash tomorrow so we can feel something

Many people are saying a lot of things today

What if we would have lost Lauren Sanchez, Gayle King, and Katy Perry on the same day.

Art of the deal babe

Gm

Now everyone knows how brazilians feel