I just know somebody is going to try to come at me sideways for being an Ibuki yume so let me quickly clear this up: At my current age of 30 in a lil over a week… that’s my son, purely familiar HOWEVER 16 year old me would have LOVED Ibuki with a passion, and I want to give my younger self that

PLEASE I NEED MY IBUKLINGS ITS BEEN LIKE A WEEK AND A HALF

WAAAHHHHHHH MY EDEN BOYS ARE BEING USED FOR THE IZUMI DAMAGE CONTROL WAHHHHHHHH See how fucking stupid I look, Arrow??

I'm so ACTIVE and SPORTY. (I say as i die to death in the 83* sun)

stop these are so cute wtf

Tell me horse, does your bf know you went to a multi-day con with people you accused of grooming you into a poly relationship? Ppl who you mentioned got uncomfy when you even mentioned your bf? Do you even know he was planning to cut you off only about a month before you two started dating?

i always cry when i think about arashi's unnamed admirer who committed suicide during the war and how he was one of the first to accept her for who she truly is. then i think about how in seven bridges she was afraid to forget him, so she and adonis sang the love song that the he had written for her

Getting walcohol while repping my itawag

I cosplayed Wataru yesterday at Anime Central!! I didn’t do it well but I did it!!! Amazing✨

Somebody said Chitose looks like a crybaby top who can’t hold his load It was me, I said that

My dad had us swap cars for my trip to Anime Central because his car is in better condition, a bit safer, and has better gas mileage HOWEVER HE FAILS TO REMEMBER I LIKE TO FLY DOWN THE HIGHWAY AT NEAR TRIPLE DIGIT SPEEDS

Anyway, throwback to like 2015 when I was making a Tokyo Ghoul oc with a really pretty image as the inspiration for him… ONLY TO FIND OUT LIKE EIGHT YEARS LATER THE INSPIRATION IMAGE WAS FUCKING WATARU

Sorry for being messy chat, usually I’m unhinged or non existent

To celebrate my 69th post, here is a compilation of a whored out Wataru on a pole

Sometimes I’m reminded of this image and how Wataru has always been watching

I still have nothing sane or appropriate for all ages to say about Red Garden

Chat is it immature to stop being friends with somebody who refused to get their power steering fixed after they said “I understand this person more than you think bc I hit a pole in a parking lot once” to the person who lost a parent in a horrific car crash that has left them traumatized

Happy that Wataru gets to be the slutty villain he was always MEANT to be.

I HAVE NOTHING APPROPRIATE TO SAY ABOUT RED GARDEN THEY PUT WATARU ON A POLE

(Anything for my audience~) Hello and welcome to my red-string-corkboard essay about how these two characters, Wataru Hibiki and Netaro Yowa, from two different joseimuke games (enst + 18trip) are related. First though, we need to talk about WHO THESE CHARACTERS ARE to-

I have this cosplay in my possession now, soon I will be wearing his skin

My new bag I got for Christmas:3

Hey chat been a minute I’m toasted and having a good time but also missing the Wataru nuis I left at home

Hey guys watch this /grabs the homie’s foot with my cold hand *Tsukasa Suou voice* ENSEMBAWL STAWS WAWM ME UP!!! MUSIC

This Akatsuki event coming up.. I’m going to cry.. my heart is breaking all over again

Me: drinking this will make my tummy hurt Also me: yummy yummy this drink is nice

I’m using baking cocoa to make hot chocolate and the homies don’t think it taste good but I do 🥺

I was given another day to spread the gospel in the form of Hibiki Wataru

Miso is still feeling it a little bit but all it’s done is made him extra cuddly and given me the opportunity to spoon him since he usually doesn’t like that

If the craving for a goddamn burger gets any stronger I fear Wataru will become real and idk if I’d kiss or kill him

(Sees that I have a new follower) Okay okay so either you’ve seen a lot of my bullshit posting and are prepared Or you’ve only seen the one our moot has reposted and have a storm coming

My dog got into my gummies last night and made me have to leave work TWO AND A HALF HOURS INTO MY SHIFT I should beat him up (my form of beating my dog up is patting him on the chest and he loves it)

Do you think all of Wataru’s hair is sentient or just the hair on his head?

Boy oh boy I love leaving little messages for my friends

Do you think that when Wataru does a strip tease confetti blasts out his nipples

I was so high last night than at some point I ascended and had a 20minute nap with a dream where I was beating Wataru with a stick and he was doing that weird moaning noise he does

That’s me!!

I think Wataru’s hair is all just one very long piece and he has it braiding to protect the very end of it. I wish to slurp the hair

I’m high as fuck and all I’m craving is to chew on Wataru’s hair or smth

I need to lobotomize Wataru and inject his brain juice into my veins

I’m beating the hell out of a homie and this creature is TRAPPED Fuck you @smol-storge.bsky.social

I’m making apple pancakes and nobody can stop me

It’s probably a good thing I don’t have a big following/friend group because I just know the wack things I say would get to my family

I have a hook above my bed and I really want to shibari one of my Wata nuis and hang it from the hook

It’s…. It’s not the worst thing ever but uh…. The fact the cup says “for an even more satisfying pumpkin pie experience, try whipped topping after microwaving” is heinous

Tomo being so brave today. He is trying… pumpkin pie flavored ramen

Do you guys think Wataru reads the most egregious yaoi when Keito is around and then turn to ask him a very detailed question about the nonexistent story

Okay so I’m fucking with the orange jello a LOT more. Helps that it’s cold too I think

Yesterday was strawberry jello but I think today I’ll try the orange

@smol-storge.bsky.social Tori yume 🫵🏻