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We are close to being fully funded for my first PC! 🥺 a PC would be an absolute game changer for me. I currently stream on a old college laptop and she is ready to BLOW (Beyoncé or Kesha ur pick) anything truly helps! and thank you to anyone who has contributed. 🧡 throne.com/tootylabooty...

✨️DIVAS✨️ It looks like I'll be between seasonal jobs for the WHOLE month of September so if you've got an event with an open spot or if you're just DYING to collab, my DMs are open 🥰 Please let's do fun things together, I need to pay my rent haha 🫠

We did it, Joe! Going back to school when the world is on fire and the thing I've spent most of my adult life doing is being erased entirely has been one of the most stressful things I've ever done and throwing me into a stats class right out the gate was HEINOUS but I got an A!

✨️DIVAS✨️ It looks like I'll be between seasonal jobs for the WHOLE month of September so if you've got an event with an open spot or if you're just DYING to collab, my DMs are open 🥰 Please let's do fun things together, I need to pay my rent haha 🫠

Shoutout to @streamwithmeld.com and #LiveAFFest for reminding me to reflect on why I stream and all of the SUPER FRIGGIN COOL things I've gotten to be part of. I needed this 🥰

Live now forbsome Fortnite! Come say hi ❤️ www.twitch.tv/carrietheone

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Just submitted the last assignment for my first class of this grad program and as long as I don't completely bomb it, I should have an A in the class 🥰

I'm so tired of people playing stupid on AI. I just spent an hour trying to explain some of the issues around AI usage just for the other party to throw up their hands and say they just don't understand how it works. THEN DO YOUR RESEARCH?!?! Don't just keep using it and weaponizing your ignorance?

Some of my fondest memories growing up were weekend trips to the mall with my friend, Grace. We'd go to Starbucks for frappucinos and hunt for hidden treasures and concert outfits at Hot Topic.

FAR be it for me to judge anybody else's process but watching a streamer record their YouTube intros live on stream brought me to a level of cringe I didn't think was possible 💀

Live now and checking out the new season of Fortnite! Drops are enabled, come say hi ❤️ www.twitch.tv/carrietheone

What if we stopped falling for obvious rage bait and engagement farming tactics?

Hasan just called King of the Hill an anime and now I'm questioning what I thought an anime was this whole time.

Heels ✅️ Nails ✅️ Blade ✅️ Mascara ✅️ Fit check for my napalm era 🔥

throne.com/carrietheone 👑

I need more people I can send unhinged TikToks without absolutely zero context at all to.

My wonky lace and I are live now on Twitch 😘 www.twitch.tv/carrietheone

I need something like the Be My Eyes app except it lets me call somebody neurotypical who can tell me if I'm overanalyzing or misinterpreting things again.

Currently Rolling out a new event : High Expectations. Where we get "elevated" and get together for fun games and activities. Reach out if you'd like to join us!

Bad news, I have been diagnosed with B-cell non-Hodgkins Lymphoma. Obviously shit is scary for me right now but if you would like to support my treatments and recovery, I made a GoFundMe link! gofund.me/9a6d3da6 I plan to start my first treatment in the next couple of days.

I think maybe we could have avoided a lot of this if we had properly appreciated Fefe Dobson when she dropped the video for Ghost but who's to say?

hey everyone! harleen and i are putting together a Peak tournament to benefit The TransLatin@ Coalition to help fund their advocacy work in Puerto Rico in the face of new anti-trans legislation coming out. sign ups are open for solo players or teams looking to prove their skills! links below <3

Mysteriously incapable of hearing me when he wants to chase the UPS truck but he sure locks the hell in when I'm ready to throw his ball for him 🤔

And if I completely rebrand around my hyperfixation with dinosaurs, what then?

I get a new PC and of course it can't just work out of the box 🙃🫠

Want to join a virtual showdown of vibes, values, and pure entertainment! "Pop or Collab" is a new Twitch event where one guest streamer takes center stage in hopes of finding the ultimate collab partner from a cast of 9 legendary creators? Sign up here: tinyurl.com/bdzmv7wx

I can't stop randomly shouting NO BROKE BOYS NO NEW FRIENDS and I think the dog is starting to grow tired of it, I'm afraid.

The drag is back… Twitch.tv/her_mafrodita

At Grok how can I mute every cis gay white man who has never picked up a makeup brush in his life but still has too many opinions about a show he'd never survive himself?

I've let the things I'm going through personally cause me to be a pretty bad content creator for a while now BUT I'm having so much fun watching and supporting my faves and I think that's just as important so we're calling that a win ❤️

ANNOUNCING Indie Impact! A two-day charity event showcasing wonderful indie games while raising funds for LGBTQAI+ communities! This year, benefiting the Stonewall Community Foundation. Follow @indieimpact.bsky.social to stay up to date and use #IndieImpact2025 to get the word out! More info soon!

OK but seriously, somebody has to know somebody, right? I want innnnnn

If a massive insurance company gave me thousands and thousands of dollars to organize a game show for streamers, you better believe I'd make sure everybody knows the rules beforehand at the VERY least lol

Inadvertently squashed the beef between my sister and her neighbor because her neighbor is a Carrie the One fan. The world is healing ❤️

The worst part of not having a job is that I have a medical condition that literally prevents me from eating for about half of every day and it just keeps getting worse but I can't even see somebody about it until I have a job and insurance 🙃

My situationship saw that I have a Bluetooth speaker in my shower and bought me a waterproof phone case that mounts on the shower wall so I can "watch my shows" while I shower? Anyway, I'm about to take it for a test drive so drop your favorite YouTube videos and I'll let you know how it goes 😘

Big CONGRATS to all the #GaymingAward25 winners and nominees! Great to see the diverse array of creators and the many types of games and content they represent in the space. Feeling inspired and proud today 😍

Applying for jobs in 2025 like:

I know that I've been working too much because all of my Twitch ads are for Salesforce and eye drops 💀

Not interested in diving back into the Marvel VS. Overwatch debate again, but I genuinely don't know how MR players can tolerate the audio onslaught that comes with playing that game. It's SO much even just watching folks play it 😫

America is trash so let's all pretend they're setting off fireworks because I got an A on my first paper instead 👑

Obligatory "I'm not celebrating shit today" post. Taking time to reflect on how I can show up more consistently for folks whose experience I'll never understand in ways that can't be legislated or executive ordered away by corrupt old white men.

It's our annual day for thunderstorms in Maine so naturally I had to chase my strawberry plants down the street in a crop top and booty shorts because I forgot to take them down from their hooks before the wind picked up 🥴

I'll be hosting a watch-along stream of King of Drag every Sunday at 6pm PDT at twitch.tv/kiyoshiyorha If you like drag and support Drag Kings swing by!

I feel like streaming but there's literally nothing I feel like playing? How do I fix that lmao

Derracuda merch now available! derracuda-shop.fourthwall.com

our government is almost entirely compromised of people who functionally will only do anything when they're either bribed or yelled at enough, but the other side has all the bribe money, so yelling at them is all we've got. redirect some of y'all's fighting bsky people who mostly agree with over to: