barq doesnt have bat opossum as a species option i'm pissed

thank you to all the bots for following me

a good sleepy indica feels like time travel after you wake up

sorry

mountin on her dew till i baja blast

mack on her roni till i cheese

I LOVE YURI DRAGULA

the devil gave me scoliosis so he could use my spine as a scythe on reaping day

would you be pissed if i came online just to post thirst traps of myself

white man with mullet and shitty moustache is the new breed of male it seems and i am not feeling it

when ethel cain said "jesus can always reject his father, but he cannot escape his mother's blood" she ate

i just spend my savings on a burrito baby!

throwback to when i got banned on twitter for telling someone i'd feed their eyeballs to their dog

maybe for halloween i will take my medication and dress up as normal

i be fucking up saltines

it feels like people think i'm less than a human being sometimes

hiya !!

praying for an invite code for my partner

the last time social media felt this personable was when i was 10 years old and definitely not allowed to be on social media

how 2 get a job with the confidence of a hermit crab (social anxiety friendly)

YOINKED