Completely unplugging once we set sail, so some bon voyage pics.

In Ft. Lauderdale, checking out the local cuisine.

Just saw the number 2 at Jersey Mike’s is the worst selling sandwich, which is crazy to me as it’s my go to.

Best system ever.

Finally built myself something nicer than a leaf den.

New episode of For All Mankind was fucking great, however, I don’t quite buy the cliffhanger ending.

To the moon for all humanity!

Never been more torn on buying a game than new Tomodachi Life. On the one hand, I love how bizarre and funny it is, but on the other, it’s like an extremely stripped down Sims game where you sometimes get bored after two minutes of playing.

The guy voicing Wedge in Final Fantasy VII Remake has to be one of Jesse’s methhead friends from Breaking Bad.

There’s a part in READY OR NOT 2 where the sisters can just leave the property, and I thought the hunt would spill out into different environments, but they inexplicably turn around and walk back toward the mansion. Kinda dumb movie, but Samara Weaving is so hot.

Pokopia, on the other hand, is fantastic, although it seems like it’s ending on an epic fetch quest, which is robbing fun from the end of the story.

I think Final Fantasy VII Remake is impressive, especially on Switch 2, and I generally like the game, even though there are many things I dislike. Chief among them is the RPG/leveling system. No skill tree. You spend all your points on weapon upgrades, which I don’t like.

POKOPIA 60% Dragon Quest Builders 20% Minecraft 15% Viva Piñata 5% Animal Crossing

This like when mail carriers went on strike in 1970. Nixon sent in the national guard to deliver the mail, and they couldn’t figure it out. So happy I’m flying in a couple weeks.

Rewatched S4 finale of FOR ALL MANKIND. What an amazing heist episode! I am so hyped for season five.

If I had to pick GOTY right now, I’d choose Pokopia over RE9, which is a crazy thing to say as I’m not a Pokémon fan, and I love Resident Evil.

I enjoyed Chuck Norris movies as a kid, particularly the Delta Force and MIA movies, but even then I considered him and his movies a step below JCVD and Seagal, and two steps below Stallone or Schwarzenegger. All of that said, I do really enjoy INVASION USA.

Just watched The Mailman episode of PARADISE. My second favorite episode of the show. It delivered!

I love the new mechanics in every level of Pokopia. I got so obsessed with electricity and lighting, that I had done nearly everything the main quest would ask me to do. Which is unfortunate, cause you have to do it again to advance narrative.

Season two of PARADISE really relies heavily on you remembering every little detail of this goofy ass show from a year ago. Episode 3 needed like a pop up video text telling me what the fuck was going on.

Nevertheless…

It is funny that Trump is mad at our allies for not helping with Iran when he spent all last year telling our allies to go fuck themselves.

Absolutely incredible in Memoriam this year. This has been a really great Oscars.

A few small beers for the Oscars tonight.

OK, this Tucker Carlson impression on Saturday Night Live last night is uncanny! Has all the verbal tics and go-to phrases down, and nails the high-pitch cackle.

Been playing Pokopia since it came out, and I feel like I’m still learning new stuff every day.

Pokopia is the most relaxing game ever.

THE HOUSEMAID was 1000% my jam. What a fucking blast!

Came home to my wife watching tv and learned against my will that there is a show called Dr. Pimple Popper.

PRIMATE has surprisingly great, gory kills and a really solid synth score.

James Talarico looks like a ventriloquist dummy.

The criticisms of PREDATOR: BADLANDS being a Disneyfied adventure movie are outweighed by the fact that it is fun and fucking badass.

CHS is literally the most brutal thing I’ve seen in my life. Unreal.

I have like one friend who likes shmups, but pretty much everyone else finds that type of game too hard/stressful. Yet they can competently play online FPS, & I very much suck at that. Doesn’t make sense to me. You just avoid the bullets. It’s not bullet hell, it’s bullet Heaven.

When I started taking Wegovy, I weighed 238 pounds. My goal was to reach 185. I reached that today. Unfortunately, I’ve done this by eating too little. Like today, I took my shot and ate 300 calories of food. Probably not the best, but all my lab numbers are amazing.

No idea how people are beating this in like 8 hours on first playthrough.

Motion smoothing on the hospital TV. I would sue.

Can’t believe Shudder actually canceled The Last Drive-In. Maybe the year round season didn’t pull the subscriber numbers they wanted, but they will lose a lot of subscribers now.

Just did a really fun episode of podcast where we talk about the Albert Pyun films CYBORG and NEMESIS with a special guest. Hope you all check it out when it’s out.

Straight up, RE9 is best since RE4.

Beyond sick of politicians questioning the integrity of elections. Lose with some dignity. It’s pathetic. And this isn’t just directed at her or Trump. Trump made it the standard, but even Bernie and his supporters cry to this day about losing. (And I voted for Bernie twice.)

“Eat my shit, you peasant. I’d rather die as me than run as you.” INDUSTRY is so good. Earns its place among the HBO great shows.

Well, I guess I’m getting Pokémon Pokopia.

New Resident Evil is so damn good.

I can’t deduce whether SCREAM 7 is substantively worse than most of them, or people are realizing this franchise SUCKS.

Miraculously started INDUSTRY like two weeks ago and caught up just in time to watch the season 4 finale live. Everything everyone said about it is right. It gets better and better, the episodes start feeling individual movies, it continuously evolves.

Season 4 Episode 4 of INDUSTRY—like most episodes of the show—I found deeply disturbing. I felt sick to my stomach in the last 20 minutes. An evil television program.

Final Fantasy 7 looks insanely good on Switch 2. Also, first time playing. Crazy epic opening with a boss fight that made me use a bunch of potions and phoenix downs.

I like the new Mario Tennis. I like the adventure mode! But it’s so short that you can’t endorse the thing. I’m happy to have the game for whatever multiplayer I get out of it, but its single player offerings (while fun!) are just not enough.