gabby williams makes my mouth water

hello just moved into a dorm in an unprecedented heat wave 😁

am i crazy or is it really bleak how normalized it is that a basic new (or otherwise worth it) laptop that you literally need for work/school can be so expensive relative to your income you need to split up the payments over time the way you do with a car or house

in the wake of the “i want your sex” trailer and Everything about cooper hoffman in it… in all seriousness somebody (zohran mamdani, the king of england, idc who but somebody) needs to share their plan to get hudson williams in a similar araki role bc i desperately need it hell the world needs it

and again! just tuned in and saw cloud and harrison guarding each other and realized lmao

we lost one yall

oh my god this halftime feature on “paige and azzi, CLOSE FRIENDS reuniting in dallas” (those exact words) i understand and prefer that respect obviously but also that combined with the pics and clips they chose i’m so sorry i laughed so hard i actually choked

:D

lowkey stop the count tho

they’re calling it the ******* wnba game ever

i feel like the beautiful violet uniforms have gotta be part of what gives the golden state valkyries such insane power

oooooh wnba got heated rivalry fr tonight!

not to be parasocial or presumptuous or savior or whatever, but also i grew up in this state so i feel like i have the cultural/demographic context to know that if i were puoch or williams rn i’d be tempted to flee voluntarily? stg i’m trying not to overreact/read too deeply but this is scary now 💀

oh portland fire. oh no. i was rooting for you! but IT GETS TO A POINT. and it seems said point might be a roster that is 10/12 white players in a league that is 80% WOC (70% black)… like i can easily argue that stats/talent don’t justify these player transactions OBV. but also it ultimately feels…🤢

MONTRE FUCKING AL

omg the wnba national broadcast announcer fully referring to the “mnba” unironically i am so on board

*going through one of the worst things a person can go through* me: huh i think it’s time for me to reheat my rivalry

both my teams won today 😭😭😭

great news yall i was able to reason with him bc he’s a huge paige bueckers fan obviously

so now that the pwhl game is over i wanna switch to the wnba game(s) but i can’t reach the remote bc there’s a cat sleeping in my lap and like… there’s no way i’m the only sapphic girlie with this problem rn

NO CURL IN THE FINALLLLLL

AND VICTOIRE VICTORY HELL FUCKING YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

stomach is in knots

ann-renee desbiens with the weight of the entire lgbtq+ community on her shoulders rn

YAY OTTAWA CHARGE

even from the very back row of the entire arena i can clearly see the offensive fouls they’re letting the chicago sky get away with 🙃

i’m still here! obviously the 911 ep ended up being relatively fine but i was very bothered by the writing while watching, then a few hours later we got one of the best written eps of hacks. yesterday really was wild we actually sacrificed buddie for avorah, and gay eddie for a montreal victoire win

new irrational fear is them recasting theo due to the twins aging or whatever because even though i’ve had him (them) for like a week if anything happens to him i will k word everyone and myself

did we get deborah/ava canon at the expense of buddie canon

yeah ok that was fine actually! now back to pwhl playoffs lol

rt

this gonna start detective athena storyline right

I actually can’t handle this LMFAO maybe I need a hiatus

am i misremembering that they at least strongly implied we’ll end this season on some sort of cliffhanger (around the time they got renewed)??? bc i had assumed it would be about the fuckass cop storyline i can’t stand but now i am concerned it might be something else

mayravi🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

i love being a grownup :) like wdym my former high school teacher (gay) (and current colleague of mine) wants to take me out for a drink to thank me for working on a big project with him and i can just do that

there is a joke somewhere about gunshot wounds and eddie’s hole

HOLY SHIT YAYYAYAYAYAY

like am i just relatively new to hockey or is 50 saves (100% so far) as ridiculous as it sounds

since when is the frost goalie like really really good

i feel like some people are desperately in need of the rude awakening about rpf etiquette that was forced upon me and mine in FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL via phan and tronnor consequences

opening the tl to see everyone having serious takes on eddie catholic angst meanwhile i had logged on to post “omg eddie diaz on his knees!”

yall i was so drunk it was so serious

SZA

i want to eat hudson williams.

hello my local minor league mens baseball team had a “women/girls in sports” theme night and i saw so many PWHL and WNBA jerseys!!!!!! and i got four drinks!!!!!! and they won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i’m fully not joking like peep the caption LMAO (and yeah technically not the “exact” same but mine was blue to purple to pink)

so so funny to see a certain gorgeous actor man go to the met gala wearing the same exact eye shadow look i wore to pride last year (i called it bi-shadow)