See ya, Game Pass. It’s time to start focusing on the games I’ve bought. The price increase is a bridge too far.

No work today. Family time. Making spaghetti sauce later. Hades II. Campaign 4 starts tonight. First tattoo tomorrow. Life's good.

Tat-two more days... 🫟

Now I want a burrito

🎶 Some- 🎵 -body once told me the world is gonna roll me 🎵 -thing in the way she moves 🎵 -where in my memory 🎵 -body that I used to know 🎵 -where out there 🎵 -times I feel like I don't have a partner 🎵 -body told me that you had a boyfriend 🎵 -times some crimes go slipping through the cracks

2025: The Year of Completion Game 19 - September 28 Abiotic Factor What a fantastic co-op experience with my best friend. A love letter to Half-Life atmosphere in a survival-crafter package with great progression and a solid story. It bounces between trippy, funny, beautiful, creepy, and more.

I really try to maintain a positive attitude on this app but sometimes I just really feel the need to post something negative ... so here goes: { x | x < 0 } Thanks for letting me get that off my chest.

That sound you just heard was millions of Italians crying out "oh marone" all at once as I broke the linguini.

Why are you crying? It's just a movie. The movie:

I'm currently singing a duet with Artemis and there's a "Cease" button but I don't think it's possible to press it to stop. Can't play the game anymore. I live here now. Just listening to this. #HadesII

↻+♡ Appreciated! 🐉Dungeons and Dragons ✨MTG Arena 🦜Pokémon 🔫Fallout 🗝️Kingdom Hearts 💎Minecraft 🃏Balatro 🐟Webfishing 🚀Rimworld 🦸‍♂️Marvel 💙Deltarune 🪨Dr Stone 🍲Dungeon Meshi 💀Overlord 🟠Dragon Ball 🤡Nichjou 🎴Yugioh 🗡️Solo Leveling 🌟Frieren 👹Demon Slayer My cats Toby & Cleo #promosky #gaming #anime #memes

🌒HADES II v1.0 is OUT NOW!! 🌘 Battle beyond the Underworld in our bewitching sequel to the godlike roguelike. Go Kill Time! Nintendo Switch 2: supergiant.games/h2switch2 Nintendo Switch: supergiant.games/h2switch Steam: supergiant.games/h2steam Epic Games Store: supergiant.games/h2egs

post 10 games to get to know you! #promosky 🐋The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening 🔨Bastion 👺The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask ☢️Fallout: New Vegas 👾Pokémon: SoulSilver 🚪Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door 🔫Borderlands 2 😈Hades 🧙🏼Baldur's Gate 3 🐸Lost in Play

I made an appointment for my first tattoo next Friday 😬

I wish to notify you, my wonderful moots, that I may be limiting my time on Bluesky soon. Nothing's wrong, I'm just anticipating the 1.0 release of Hades II to consume my life when it drops tomorrow. I cannot kill time here if I must kill Time there.

Man, my cicadian rhythm is so screwed up. I wasn't supposed to emerge from my underground nymph state for another two years.

Bringing this back up for Bi Visibility Day!

🚨Breaking News Bulletin: "Rapture" was actually a typo for "Capture". The Pokémon Company has issued an apology for this mistake and encourages everyone to check out the Completely Normal event starting today at 10am local time! The Land Snake Pokémon Dudunsparce will make its Pokémon GO debut!

Ancient healer proverb: "If I can't see you, I can't heal you."

Does anyone know if The Rapture™ is a simultaneous global release or does it differ by timezones? Just wanna know how the servers will handle it.

That lich was McRibbed for their pleasure!

There's a sick pleasure in making characters your friends hate.

Like many people, I can be pretty critical of myself. But I'm a damn good DM for the short time I've been doing it. I'm excited to keep improving, giving better atmospheric descriptions, keeping combat interesting, etc, but I love the characters (including voices) and the story I've created. 🎲🪄

If you see this QTP, with a gif of your favorite Legends of Zelda game. 🎮

ALERT: This is not a drill! I have curly fries. That is all. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I have never heard of the Trails series before coming onto Bluesky. I still know almost nothing about it other than the fact that many of you wonderful people absolutely love it and I'm so happy for you 💙

me rn

I love Dandadan.

My son's names for things that are better than their actual names: Jumpoline = Trampoline Hanitizer = Hand Sanitizer Swim Jammies = Swimsuit

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky

Oreo™ Reese's ™ > Reese's™ Oreo™

Why is SaturD&Day so far away?

Labeling my vinegar "Business" and my baking soda "Pleasure" so I remember not to mix them.

There are few foods on this planet better than a perfect apple. 🍎

Okay, timeline cleanse. 💙 Everyone who sees this post, quote post 5 things that make you happy: . Watching my son kick butt at LEGO Star Wars 🚀 . Time with friends and family 💙 . D&D (and new dice) 🎲 . Seeing a student's "aha moment" . Roguelites 🎮

The title of the children's book "Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus" follows the same rhythm as the ska song "Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down" by The Toasters. Use this information as you deem appropriate.

Just started up that new Borderlands game!

brb reinforcing the Honmoon anyone need anything while I'm out?

"I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck." So friggin' excited about this little guy. #PokemonGo

You may be special, but are you "tagged in the second post by world-famous, scantily-clad, definitely-real lunamary00" special? I don't think so. 😏

I will not celebrate the loss of a human life, but that does not mean I must mourn it.

What vibe do I give off? None. (But this is actually a great album. Don Byron is a fantastic jazz clarinetist with a great backing band.)

After teaching math for 16 years, I've realized that with the children of today, it is sadly time to retire... ... my Shrek joke. They just don't get it anymore! They don't respect the classics! "There's something very important to remember about equations. You see, equations are like ogres..."

By the Transitive Property of Band Names we can conclude that Ezra < Jake. QED

2025: The Year of Completion Game 19 - September 8 Slay the Spire Finally got to this and I'm really digging it. Rolled credits with The Defect making a crazy wall of ice block into blizzards. I will definitely keep playing and try to beat it with all the characters. Roguelites just get me!

Me when political repost bots like this:

I aspire to have your bots follow me.

Congrats on the 1K (I'm almost at the same milestone, and I wouldn't be close if it weren't for all the bots 😂).

I'd like to thank the 300 real people and the 700 sex and political bots, conservatively estimating, that got me to 1k followers. Your connections, conversations, and unsolicited propositions mean a lot to me 💙

Fantasy basketball makes more sense than fantasy football. At least in the NBA you have fantastical ideas like "Magic", "Wizards", and "Pelicans". You know, things that don't really exist.