On campus today. Who wants to be my TA?

As an adult, you spend too many days being serious. Take time to be unserious.

Wishing my head was resting on your bum

Me: "want to come over for some fun?" Her: "on my way" Her: *shows up and immediately takes clothes off* Me: *finishing setting up a boardgame* "You're gonna get cold, silly"

Having trouble getting out of bed this morning

Morning!

Worked last night. 3 hours of sleep. Meetings at the college all day. Bowling league tonight. So sleepy.

Picked up a shift at the hospital tonight. Who wants to come and be my assistant nurse?

I need this in the fucking WORST way

Share: -a drink you might order -a burger you might order -a movie that you love that might surprise others -old fashioned -cajun dusted ground beef and ground bacon burger, american cheese, candied bacon, bread and butter pickles, habanero jelly -Cannonball Run

I love this so much

I used to have 50k followers on here. I blocked all of them though because they all kept asking to see my man bits. Nobody need that kind of attention.

Looking for a woman with curves and an imperfect body who still loves to flirt with a man who's body is also imperfect.

I have a huge crush on her

Man. This hit so hard in high school. I shed a tear or two listening to this in the car on lonely nights. music.youtube.com/watch?v=WZNl...

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand. Food: sauerkraut Film: The Last Jedi Song: Piano Man

Bro, she is not fr 🤣

Unsolicited pick pic

236 followers? Damn. It must be due to my wordsmithmanship

What i mean when I say I want supper on the table when I get home

The trick is that you get so tired that you almost fall also if you stop masturbating.

I don't know

Hot as hell

Thinking about that nude beach this morning and wishing I was on it again.

Shut your whore mouth! I'm just kidding. I like your whore mouth.

Good morning

Reading is sexy

Lady at the local high school game last night. Wtf are you doing?

We had a program fair at the university for a bunch of local high schools. I don't remember high school girls looking like that when I was in high school 😒

Thinking about getting a pair of these boys. I think they're goddam sexy

Every once in a while I'll come across a picture that looks like someone I know, but I know it's not. I want to send to it other people that know this person but that would bring up too many questions I don't want to answer 🤣

She's so damn fine

Are we all above 18 now?

Apparently I'm hungry this morning

Morning

Come here so I can grab your butt. It's how I say hello.

Something about this picture must makes it absolute 🔥

Bought Lewd Dungeon Adventures RPG just in case I find a fellow hyper nerd. 🤞

Let's feel like shit together

Been dealing with abdomen pain since Sunday night. Two trips to the ER. Scans and labs were fine. Clearly something is going on. I've had 4 scrambled eggs and 4 pieces of toast to eat the last 5 days. I'm so fucking hungry!

Listen. I may be 43, but I'm ALSO tired a lot......

Fuck all of you drug seekers for making getting pain meds in the ER almost impossible.

Cheers

Went to the library to try and meet someone. It was long overdue.....