BREAKING NEWS: horrible rodent dooms US population to 6 more weeks of not pool weather. In Otter News has the full story at 8

🎶 ooooo I had some help, it ain’t like I come up with all this fish all by myself, don’t act like you don’t see the model trains up on my shelf, I rizz em with the ‘tism if you couldn’t tell, they say teamwork makes the dream work, yeah I had some help 🎶

It can be skunk time all the time You just gotta belieeeeeve

Ramen date!!!

CHEERS TO THE FREAKIN SQUEAKEND, FISHES! 🦦

Pink P x Tony the tiger propaganda

Asking your absolute ride or die homie what they’re in the mood for tonight

for Korpesh

Must have been distracted walking into the locker room showers as this one is occupied. I don't mind, squeeze in ;) Art by @ottertale.bsky.social

Hmmmm my 3 o’clock is open on Saturday and I need to fill it. Top contenders in no order: -go bouldering -change my oil -TOP 😈

Yeah can I get uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

I’ll be there in 5 🦦

The #otter gives you want you want.

underneath the watchful stars ✨

Emailing HR to request installation of a pull up bar in my office, wish me luck 🦦

I am here for the 20pc fibsh platter

Back to the grind but there’s not fish going on today

March to the DMV! Leave NONE unstinkified!

Sleep well 🌙

Heading to Shorebucks for my daily Trenta Redeye. You critters want anything?

New 5 kilometer pr set, now in need of a *deep* paw rub 🐾 🥵 🦦 #furry #nsfw

Oh fish, gtg my ride’s here 🦦

#throwbackthursday post, in which we discovered the secret to workplace productivity

Calling it now this is going to be the next Anthem 🦦

Arched back Follow for more hot furry art! #furryart #beastars

WIP

Chef Ramsay does *NOT* approve of my jerky marinade 🦦

In which I don’t have to do math for the rest of the day 🦦 #furry #otter

So stoked for #FWA this year that my bag’s already mostly packed

Knew it, called it, glad I didn’t do that yiffpersonality thing 🦦 seriously kids, steer clear. That thing is no bueno

The neighbors when you’re wide awake: *crickets* The neighbors when you’re trying to get some sleep:

🎣💥

Heating’s out at the office and my nips are about to cut through my shirt, someone come snuggle me before I turn into an ottsicle pls 🧊 🧊 👶 🦦

🦦 💭

It's worth sticking around, I think.

Solo And the song returns to the main verse.

Def not the best thing for my diet right now but I’m bout to risk it for the brisket

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I’m trying the whole line of Legendary Foods protein pastries so you don’t have to. Verdict on the wild berry sweet roll? Uhhhh not gonna lie I’m kinda into it

Dude knew what he was talking about tbh

ASSAULT AND BATTERY! (He’s mad I won’t give him ice cream)

It would be both super and duper if the weekend wasn’t already almost over

The two-a-days are whoopin’ my tail but god am I about to look good as fuck naked

On a log …wait a minute 🦦

watchout! you opened the wrong package... 📫🐶

If posting to Twitter is called tweeting, does that mean when we post to Bluesky we’re skeeting? Follow me for more dumb otter thots 🦦 💭 🤔

Ranger Zeke's bathtime and not a shred of clothes in sight #pinemarten

@ my favorite hotdog stand, you guys want anything? 🦦 🌭