Gonna open a bakery for swingers and call it Fuck Around and Fondant

Hi hello I’m going down to Main for a little romp, will have on my red lobster shirt Can give uppies and hugs

Sources are calling him “America’s shitpostiest Red Hood cosplayer”

The scout's first ride #shibainu #bear

When the erection is longer than 4 hours

Ok well I’ve reached “Daddy” territory so there you have it

I’ll be at FWA 🚨 If you see me DO ✅ come talk ✅ give me consensual scritches ✅ feed me fish ✅ let me jingle your keys DON’T ❌ grope ❌ call me a beaver ❌ be The Joker >:( ❌ not let me jingle your keys

Well chat, I definitely tanked my K/D last night. Playing with a stuffed rudder makes it hard to focus if you know what I mean 🍆🍑💦🕹️

Mfw Red Lobster brings back Endless Shrimp

There is no escape, he WILL find you and eat all your fish 🦦

Full of Fish But don't worry; there's always more room! (And more fish)

Piece done for @nsfw.akyon.dog Follow up to that booth image i did a while back This time with some company ;)

Finally, an aisle for all my needs ✅ 🦦

How I’m finna be handling them balls

Old man yaoi with @asani.bsky.social. How much libido could these dragons have? 😳💦 Drawn by @sadmishutkas.bsky.social! Thank you~ ✨

He will spend the next two days thinking about this and sheepishly trying to work up the courage to ask if they can do it again.

When your drug test is in an hour and you haven’t studied 🦦

Mfw the windows are open and I don’t want to put on clothes to go get a soda

I don’t think Google Translate understood what I was trying to tell it, maybe we just type it out next time 🦦

Do not go gently Into that shapely booty Thoroughly plow it -a haiku that came to me in a dream

What in the name of Mucha fucking Lucha is going on today?

Looking for some hot MILF action (Man, I Love Fish)

New swimwear acquired ✅ The otter is gonna look like a total SNACK at FWA

If you saw a news story about a shit-talking otter being arrested after crawling through the ceiling to steal the secret recipe for Benihana ginger dressing, no you didn’t

So I just tried egg whites from a carton for the first time and what the fuck bro we are never doing this again

He is casting testicular torsion

Hmmmmm breadstick

He is DTF (down to fish)

Gang, should I Floatzel?

There is no escape, he WILL find you and eat all your fish 🦦

“Um excuse me I don’t mean to be rude but I’m very upset.” “You’re a gay water sign, that went without saying bud.”

Dear diary, I upset another witch today

Pictured: me in bed rolling around like a rotisserie chicken 🦦

Fuck it we ball 🏀

I had to do it lol Supporting character of @Deimos_Da_Snep 🍑✨

Just finishing leg day and eughuhuhuhuuuuh my CAKE

You already know what time it is

I am going to bathe in coffee and then go set a deadlift pr

Sketchin’ an otter before bed. #TFF2026 tomorrow! #sketch #art #otter #furry

*knots u* oop sorry *knots u again* oh shit sorry man *knot u again* oof sorry *knots u again* sorry about that

I have got the most insane craving for wings rn, y’all don’t even know 🦦

『 Afternoons in Melody 🎶 』 ─ ✧˖° commission for UnOfficialtm on telegram

Sketch for @xylious.bsky.social !

pascal just chillin in some water

aftermath of being stuck underneath a sweaty guy

"It's a nice day out, so of course I took advantage to wash the car. What? What's wrong with my outfit?" 🎨: www.furaffinity.net/user/diddydoo/ #rookthearcanine #furry #nsfwfurryart #nsfw #arcanine #furryart

You already know what time it is

Playing Ghost of Sashimi rn and it’s p good so far

The struggle is real today. Entered expense code as Bad Otter Expense code actual name is Bad Other