I'm straight up banning it

sumi.pia i was inspired to make a d&d dunban build and i was able to get my AC this high with nothing but starting gear at level 1

now i can solo zanza 🔥🔥

A swing and... a miss! This is prime Dunban we're dealing with, remember. “ Lost your touch? Try again. ” Scaling the Bionis bit by bit, until he reaches the top of the leg. With a big windup, Dunban delivers a 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 nutshot. If they go low, I go lower, as they say.

“ Hm. I seem to have gotten myself in quite deep here... ” After a long 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩, Dunban takes a quick look to check his gear. Agility gems? Check. Lifesteal? Check. Perfect. He raises his left arm, nary a sword in sight, as promised. [he is about to bare hand box the entire fucking Bionis]

“ 𝘞𝘢𝘴 weak. Trust me, I don't pick a fight I know I don't have a chance of winning. I could slay a god with twice your hubris, and still have some fight left in me! ”

GET HIS BITCH ASS

sumi.pia the verdict has been reached, Dunban is NOT surviving this shit

“ That's because I was weak, and my pride will let me admit that. But i've grown stronger. More than strong enough to take care of one little god on my own! I don't need some fancy visions, I don't even need my sword! All I need is my hands and the indomitable spirit of the Homs at my side. ”

“ Hm. Do your worst! Remove my arms, and i'll kick you dead. Remove my legs, and i'll bite you dead. Remove my mouth, and i'll glare you dead. Remove what's left, and i'll haunt you dead. You and I, we're 𝗮𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗮. For as long as you stand, you will never be rid of me. ”

“ I am always ready to pick up the Monado in case of the worst... But no need, I could dispatch you with no arms if need be! ”

“ Did you hear something? The wind is 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 loud today. ”

“ Hm-hm! Did you forget what folks called me back in the day? That's Dunban of the Monado! ” Promptly stealing Shulk's Monado as soon as he looks away.

CLEAN IT UP WHEN YOU'RE DONE, WILL YOU?

“ These folks have a lot more than my name in their mouths right now... ”

“ Amuse these nuts. ” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘪𝘯

“ Hop off, will you? It cannot be 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 good. ”

Oh, but you don't get it! You're done AND banned.

Riki beaten severely by wifeypon

that me

you're dunbanned

Looks like 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 has a little obsession, isn't that right, @zanza-the-divine.bsky.social?

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