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It's time to count the oats!!

What child is this?

Time to refuel for another day of being extremely online! Aldi, please hit me up for a frozen food sponsorship 🍕

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Hi, real quick question, asking for a friend: is Boulangerie Lung a thing?

I know she has teeth but don't worry, she's a only a carnivore.

Out on the town, living my Full Life!

This bread knife is so heavy! Teamwork and collaboration are important when you don't even have arms!

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Wait, does this license say CARS or CARBS??? I'm just a crouton, I can't read lol

I've started a search for an executive director. This guy says he'll work for crumbs!

Will a new crouton approach soon? How many croutons can a crouton garden hold??

If you let a deadline go too long it'll get stale and crusty like me!

Keeping toasty! How do you use *your* rice cooker?

Off to my slack-and-email job!