since feeling is first who pays any attention to the syntax of things will never wholly kiss you; wholly to be a fool while Spring is in the world my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom lady i swear by all flowers. Don’t cry

Michael Pollan just did a fantastic interview on Colbert

This song always reminds me of Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money in My Hand. So now I've listened to both 3 times in a row

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD "DRINKING IN L.A." ON THE RADIO?!

The most money I've ever spent on socks

I know it's not finished but the new Buffalo Bills Highmark Stadium is ugly man. You can already see what the outside looks like and it's crazy they couldn't do better with $900 million in stolen taxpayer money

Why is Trump saying the United States needs an armed international force to disarm Hamas? Israel doesn't need any help, they've been doing just fine killing men, women and children regardess of their terrorist affiliation with the weapons we sell them? Fucking evil rich people

Alas poor Jell-O man. I knew him well

Why are we as a society still pretending Toews is pronounced taze

Tom Wilson is so washed

I think I hate Mighty Taco now? First taking away chili burritos a couple of years ago I emailed them about one of their promotions not including vegetarian option and they told me to fuck off, now they went from offering fish every day 2 weeks before lent, to now only Fridays after...

Kaila Kuhn definitely kneed herself in the face

I'm not ready for the summer and the heat, but it's been pouring all morning and I fucking love the rain

Forever cheering for the Olympic athletes that are 30 over the 16 year olds

I'm not eating meat right now but I haven't seen one Mighty Taco fish post and I'm afraid they got rid of it

Not religious but might go get my ashes for the touch of a human

This is Princess. She and her human work hard every day collecting trash at an apartment building. It is an often thankless job, but one kind resident thought the pair should know how much they are appreciated, and that Princess should get a uniform too. 13/10 for all (TT: oliviaolp)

I absolutely love it, but it makes me sad that Stephen Colbert, primarily a comedian, stands up more to the government, authoritarianism and state run media more than the entire Democratic party does

19 year old kid killed his 57 year old grandma and my biggest takeaway is why are people having kids so young

Every time I see a fancy place in Buffalo closing, I've never heard of it. I know that's mostly because I don't have the money, friends or girlfriend to try different restaurants, but also maybe part of them closing is that I've never heard of them once. Where are their ads?

It's my 1 year work anniversary and here's to hoping not many more (for death soon)

No one's ever given me flowers in my life and these figure skaters don't even pick them up smh

I thought curling was going on forever, Olympic figure skating events never end

The new Buffalo Bills stadium was already not going to be finished before the season starts and they're really going to be leaning into this graffiti story when people are asking why things looks like shit in August

Appreciate Tender Mercies making me cry like a baby before work on a Tuesday

You see, I don't trust happiness. I never did, I never will

Hell yeah

I'd gladly be a fool in love again

The 1980s, a simpler time where all it took to impress a woman and get married was to get a part time job and go to church a couple of times

When you want to text someone something but they haven't replied fo the last 3 things you sent

Going to watch Tender Mercies because I enjoy Robert Duvall but have never even heard of it

My neighbor is outside feeding the feral cats at 1115pm... stoooppppppppp

Still thinking about Alison Oliver in Wuthering Heights

Most importantly Wuthering Heights teaches you it doesn't matter how awful you are to someone if you look like Margot Robbie or if you're 6'5" like Jacob Elordi

Thoughts on seeing Wuthering Heights today • Had no intention of seeing The Bride! But Everybody Scream by Florence and the Machine was in the trailer •Regal almost made me lake to work, starting the movie 27 minutes after the showtime •I love people saw it for Valentine's lol

I had no idea she was in Wuthering Heights and I was so happy when she popped up. If you think I was down bad for Alison Oliver in Task, I'm in love with her now

Just booked my Carthew- Alderson trail shuttle tickets!

Chloe Lea from Dune: Prophecy on the new A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms! #AKOTSK

Last Week Tonight is back 🙌🙌🙌

I enjoy a Predator movie, but what makes Predator: Badlands think it deserves a Title Card 20 minutes in?

Thank God my two directly adjacent neighbors are okay. I wouldn't call them perfect. On one side is a large 2nd generation Vietnamese family, that's loud with constant yard work and the husband says he likes Trump. The other feeds and houses feral cats...

10 minutes into Neighbors on HBO Max, and I just hate people. I've barely heard any of any party's side and it's clear they're all just rich ,stubborn, mentally ill people

Someone go see: •Wuthering Heights •Send Help •Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die •Iron Lung •Dracula •Cold Storage or •The Moment with me

There are literally 7 movies playing at Regal right now that I would like to go see, and zero friends

It's funny how anxious I was before doing Skeleton at Lake Placid last year because in the Olympics they are going 3x as fast as I was lol

Watching The Joy of Painting and Bob Ross starts talking about snow cream? Never heard of it before, I'm not going outside and making ice cream from snow

Widows and widowers getting free stuff delivered by charities on Valentine's Day doesn't sound fair to me. As someone who's never been loved before I feel more entitled to a care package

Jack Eichel has never worn a helmet that fits

You could put Rick DiPietro in net right now and he'd play better than Jeremy Swayman

Still convinced Josh Norris being constantly injured is a result of Munchausen syndrome by proxy. You can't be best friends with Brady Tkachuk and have a good life