had a realization

tataru was 21 in arr????? minfilia hired a sixteen year-old retail worker with no accounting experience to manage the books of her secret society???? and it was maybe the best decision she ever made in her life???????????

What the hell she's so cool and awesome. I am continually baffled by how great she is

There are posts on this site that are so bad, even dunking on them won't make you feel better.

average strange new worlds episode is like some guy: "we must solve space problem but i heterosexually love woman" some lady: "i heterosexually love you as well. now i will sacrifice myself. go, HETEROSEXUAL LOVE BEAM!!!!!!" (cgi darkness monster explodes. everyone else heterosexually makes out)

thancred must die for the way he's treating this teenager

the brave and versatile lalafell, ready to go to hell world (just started shadowbringers, it's pretty good so far imo)

there's a ufc match on in this mexican restaurant and this sport is basically indistinguishable from lesbian sex

she's off on an adventure and has a cool new outfit and sword

a beautiful songstress (i did a whole class questline to unlock the ability to have instruments in gpose)

Huge loser has immense martial power, becomes political figure

(absolutely not listening to anything you're saying) yeah i heard about that. i hope everyone you've ever met gets papercuts. (quietly, to myself) i am so nailing this

a true Melin Nemelin moment nemoment

(in any situation) this reminds me of that time i snuck into the priest side of the confessional to see if they had any snacks inside and accidentally got stuck there for eight hours and had to console eighteen guys about cheating on their wives. i think there was some kind of event that day

anyone unsure if any of this is worth it in the crowd today (quiet "woo!" from crowd) damn that sucks i'm sorry

true story regarding the treadmill thing (for #makeaterriblecomicday2025)

went on a treadmill today and it tried to murder me

rude...

persona 5 is funny because it's poorly written and completely fails to follow through on any of its themes but the things it could've tried to do are so good that everyone has just collectively decided to remember it the way it could theoretically have been rather than the way it is

i'm back to writing fanfic! this one's about Katarina from a Fire Emblem game that was never released in English, and her obsession with a woman named Kris, also from that game. I'm specifying because everyone seems to be talking about some other Kris at the moment archiveofourown.org/works/66722716

One Week in Weeping Pine now has a demo! You can play the prologue and the first day without having to pay a cent! Pretty cool imo though I am biased alimakesrpgs.itch.io/one-week-in-...

so much of video game criticism in the 2010s and even up to present day is dominated by the idea that a story can't have themes or be deeper than it initially appears unless it's "adult" -- a side effect of wanting the medium to be taken seriously as art.

made the wise choice to fully replay the first fantasy life before the new one came out because I was certain some ultra minor shit was gonna get mentioned and i was utterly vindicated, so many references. if only i'd heard about the mobile game before it was shut down because that also gets a lot

I can't beleive Fantasy Life i is just like "what if we made a direct sequel to Fantasy Life and then, for fun, glued an unrelated Animal Crossing game and an open world rpg to it." And it somehow works

The main problem with a certain brand of gacha character outfits is there's no obvious way to take them off, so they're always drawn fully dressed or fully naked. There's not enough room for the perverts.

Marcille is seriously like one of my favorite characters in fiction. Love her so much

ditching all of my personal ideals to buy luxury product from the company that happily provides infrastructure for a genocide is actually how i do self care so you can't judge me for it. not allowed. please apologize to me

skeet shooting: underrated sport. fuck those clay frisbees beet shooting: fucked up. what did they ever do to you

for no particular reason, i have a tabletop rpg about going to magic school that was created by me, a trans person who has been described as a woman alimakesrpgs.itch.io/hecademia

posting is like a spectator sport in that I would never want to do it professionally

yo it's #tdov i am visible and i do too much stuff i make tabletop rpgs and visual novels n stuff on alimakesrpgs.itch.io, i made a mod for persona 4 golden's PC version that makes the protagonist an unnecessarily butch woman at gamebanana.com/mods/523834

alimakesrpgs.itch.io/one-week-in-... made a visual novel 👍

women: cool? the new documentary from me

ever heard of "time"? pretty wild...

isn't it crazy how bluesky has the acronym bs, lol