You guys, I just spent a couple of hours hanging out with Reba McEntire’s music and I can’t believe how good it is. American storyteller.

Men got so bored of explaining everything you didn’t need explained to you and so rich while doing it that we invented a robot to do it to you, and I’m really sorry about that on behalf of us.

MAYBE IF WE WERE ALL PATRIOTIC ENOUGH GOD WOULD HAVE GIVEN US BETTER WEATHER!!!! It’s your fault. And mine.

Holy smokes, I loved that piece on Pochettino with his parents ahead of the US match. I think he may have actually asked a cow what time the train comes by.

Manchego is the best cheese. I feel confident and vulnerable saying that.

@marshallpruett.bsky.social question for you: if McLaren has a matching offer clause for Pato’s contract in ‘27, is it compulsory or does Pato have the option to refuse the matching offer? All my best to you and your wife.

Beef ball!

you guys go ahead. I'm going to go into the john and will meet you guys at the performing arts

Sweden Golf Liverpool In that order.

Aliyah Boston is good at basketball.

I know it’s only halfway through game three but the Knicks feel destined. Good thing the pacers can take care of them when we’re healthy!

I’m not a Josef fan, I’m just enjoying some all-time-goat shit. Love hearing Tina on the broadcast.

LOL at all the IndyCar complaints. At least yall consistent. For a moment I forgot this was Bluesky.

I love pitting here, let’s go y’all. Gutted for Caio in that interview.

Myles Rowe is so much fun to watch right now! Hope his tires hold up doing all that work.

Thinking about Taco John’s rn and missing it.

You guys, my mother-in-law got a new phone this week and I didn’t realize it was going to be a 14-hour activity for me this weekend.

I am waiting for someone to actually interview Caio Collet. He seems like a nice lad. I’ll do it if no one else wants to.

Why do we always over-stuff the first burrito?

This is insane. youtu.be/ssWhRVVCxp0?...

Being a cult leader sounds exhausting. There is no context for this, just a random thought.

I can’t believe we’re running back Danica on the race day broadcast again. FFS fox.

Man, there are so many players on the Knicks that I really like. I just caught myself almost cheering for them. Then you see the colors and the logo and just… can’t.

DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS is probably the best album since Songs From the Big Chair.

It’s May!!

Real-life progressive commercial today at the dog park. Daughter had to tell her mom that new puppy wasn’t going to chase the ball 300ft into the lake and tell her dad that dogs that play together are not actually fighting each other.

Tottenham Hotspur are an unserious club that I no longer have time for.

My wife just now: “I wish Tom Cruise was the output of AI because that would make the movies enjoyable, if he wasn’t real.” That’s among the reasons why I married her.

Y'all having some schadenfreude at Spurs fans' expense right now realize it comes via the victim of a heinous crime, right? I'd probably think of her and be disgusted instead or at least, idk, not delightfully tell everyone about it?

UND hockey is so back, you guys.

The Killers are the American Oasis

I don’t know if I can trust someone who doesn’t rank, in their top 5 favorite albums, Rumours by Fleetwood Mac. Spinning it now and the hits are incredible. Cover art is low-key gross tbf.

Okay ghost car, that was cool. #indycar

Puerto Vallarta is an incredible town full of amazing people.

Sam Darold is the Messi of Trent Dilfers.

🔥 Finland’s hockey uniforms 🔥

Watching the opening ceremonies and it’s like Italy is that annoyingly cool friend you have. No matter what you’re into, Italy never considered it until it was brought up, but then they’re instantly like “oh, cool, like this?”

Yall, of all the bad news today, Catherine O’Hara is really hitting harder than anything. I’ll always love her performances.

Loved watching the Pacers tonight. That’s more like it.

Indianapolis friends that have to drive! This map is invaluable and nobody seems to know about it! maps.indy.gov/IndySnowForc...

I don’t know how to be a fan of a college sports team that I love 2026. I’m so happy.

Never daunted.

The Pacers deciding not to compete tonight is hard to stomach. Look, I know the Pistons are good. I get doing it. But to completely capitulate before the tip is a middle finger in the face of the fans. I was there. In a pacers sweatshirt. I bought those tickets weeks ago.

IU has won as many bowl games in the past two weeks as they won during the 44 years prior.

Let’s focus on {my} 2025 positives: - I’m gonna be an uncle - spurs won a trophy - pacers were 3 quarters away from the title - colts were fun for half a season - McLaren won - Pato brought a knife to a knife fight.

Anderson and Andy make me so happy on this night and I know it’s cliche and I don’t care. Is there an accent on cliche? Cliché?

I’m gonna buy a car from the first dealership that shows me an ad without the namesake owner in it.

Say what you want about IU, we won the sartorial matchup and we don’t compete for stickers.

“It’s going to be a big week for all the Karens.” - My wife, who works in retail