Bloody love it when they Frenchify us northern place names; Côte de Delph indeed. www.cyclist.co.uk/in-depth/tou...

Would anyone like some bindweed roots? Just removed a bin liner full from my border. Hardy, vigorous, perennial, excellent for the beginner.

Lost my way in a forest earlier.

MOTHRA

*applause

The Red Cross, famously enthusiastic about people wearing their emblem and impersonating them.

I think unpopulists are something we can all get behind.

Well, between Iran and #Hungary JD Vance has had a stellar week.

Hungary for change. Excellent scenes on the telly, and still absolutely wild that this election is of such consequence for Europe and beyond.

Hail Mary, quite jolly. Nice to hear the chuckles in the cinema, it's likely they were all coming from dads. But that's cool.

Orban's rotten relationship with both Putin and Trump is pretty wild when you think about it. It's been a remarkable lense through which to understand just how fucked geopolitics is in 2026.

Make #PeteHegseth one of the regime's clearest communicators by simply believing the opposite of everything he says.

This is a great read. Should you have been following the online viral war with curiosity nymag.com/intelligence...

America, amidst the relief could we suggest that you don't just let Trump walk away from this one?

Wild story. Goodwin is such a wrongun

Everybody loves the sunshine.

My investigation into the case of the missing sunflower seeds appears to have reached its conclusion.

Jesus would be turning in his grave.

Today we visited the FLATLANDS for a walk. The sky was LARGE and UNCOMPROMISING. Nobody was shot and the kids concluded that the hills are more interesting. We briefly listened to two treecreepers shouting at each other.

Damn. My eggs are getting wet. There's your Easter Day early start hubris right there.

It's being suggested that Trump is at a scheduled appointment at Walter Reed getting his anus gilded.

Can see how faith in resurrection might appeal to Starmer.

Extremely moved by the degree of drunken hilarity and misrule at the Pace Egg yesterday, compliments to the #Heptonstall players for their dedication to the sauce.

Reflecting on what #Iran's impressive meme game should tell us about the importance of public support for wars. It occurs that the terminally online public is the best source of amusing content to counter opponents but if you've not brought them along with you, you're fucked. Sad Hegseth.

Loving modern best bitters right now. These two in particular. 5%+ IPAs can be hard going, particularly midweek. These, on the other hand, are delicious, rich and easy going, with great depth of caramel flavours. Brilliant work Verdant and Nightjar. #BskyBeer

Really not sure they've thought this through, I wouldn't expose trees to the urine of Boomtown or Beatherder attendees. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Leftovers are fucking brilliant when you can't be arsed to cook and want to free up more space in the freezer for leftovers.

Things I have seen in the rubble of Israeli airstrikes in Lebanon over the past week, part two. More up here: www.instagram.com/p/DWYXD0Rjak... At least 1,116 people have been killed since March 2, incl 121 children, acc to min of health. At least 3,229 have been injured, incl 399 children.

Cleaning the dishwasher of 'that gunk', truly one of the most wretched tasks of the kitchen.

Controversial perspective but only a true man of peace could be this shit at war. Amirite?

The NCT was so busy showing me nappies smeared with mustard they forgot to warn me about how much driving around teens require. Shocking oversight.

Reflecting on the decades spent by US war brain guys wargaming a war with #Iran and thinking up strategies that ultimately resulted in a status quo and 20% of the world's oil trade on big boats.

I dunno, I'm starting to wonder whether refugees are to blame for our overstretched public services. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

USAF Fairford, north of Swindon, fenced off for the shame of our rulers

"The women who changed the system so I could be here" @greenpartyhan.bsky.social pays homage to women who fought for change in her maiden speech during the International Women's Day debate.

Israeli attacks on four oil facilities in #Tehran this weekend have exposed millions of Iranians to harm. In this post we explore the attacks and unpack their health and environmental consequences: ceobs.org/black-rain-t... 1/3 #IranIsreal #Iran #IntLaw

Today, I've mostly been enjoying Finland.

Operation Epstein Fury is the most sophisticated military operation in the history of the United States. by Pete Hegseth

Well played Greens, well played. Could imagine many in the Labour party cheering for their win right now, and it's potential to save the soul of the party.

Mind-blowing how bad #Labour is at politics, so no surprise that they think taking Green voters for fools is a sustainable strategy www.theguardian.com/environment/...

#Israel deliberately murders journalists www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...

A very happy Sad #Mandelson Day to all who celebrate.

Surprisingly stressful yer #curling. Glad that's it for another four years. Not sure my liver could take it.

Don't often listen to Trump press conferences. Jesus fucking christ. They. Elected. Him? Need to stick to short written quotes for a while.

They seem nice. 🤮 manchestermill.co.uk/goodwins-gan...

Nice. 🙂

Watching the sun set with a beer. Can't remember the last time we had a sunset, rather than a grey smear. Daresay we've nearly made it.

Less risk of following through if you trump sitting down.

The fate of the 2,787 people arrested for terrorism offences for peacefully holding signs saying “I oppose genocide. I support Palestine Action” in silent vigils will be decided this Friday. The long-awaited Judicial Review ruling will be read out at 10am in the Royal Courts of Justice.