ᅠ ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝗦𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗠 𝐌𝐘 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄, 𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑷𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏, 𝗕𝗘𝗚𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑪𝒀,

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓝𝐎 𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑪𝒀, 𝗦𝗖𝗨𝗠 . 𝐈'𝐌 𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍' 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝙋𝙐𝙉𝙆𝙎 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝑩𝑼𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺 ──

what is the matter .ᐣ 👺

AHA . 👹

elysia 🩷 JUST MADE THEIR ACCS, I'LL FINISH THEM UP LATER 👹

elysia 🩷 made layouts and pinned videos for casey and bishop . just need to smack some psds on 'em and it'll be only a matter of time 👺

... you are awake . 👺

[ why is he closing his eyes . 💀 ] i am scaring away your period with my mind . 😌 [ ... that isn't how it works . 😭🙏 ]

[ he starts poking her with his stupid walking stick . 💀🙏 ]

you seem fine to me . 👹

elysia 🩷 i scroll through the tmnt sub on reddit every once in a while for giggles and i found this under a post the other day HELP ME 💀

ah . chores . ... perhaps we can incorporate the chores INTO your training ── i am quite the creative mind, after all . 👹 [ 💀🙏 ]

why do you look at me in such a way .ᐣ 👺

and why is that .ᐣ 👹

hello . 👹

that is what i thought . 👹 come, i shall put you through the same training i put my own son's through ── 👺👺

elysia 🩷 the way that once i drop casey and bishop accs, i'll be writing the entire 2003 ( season 1 through 5 ) main cast 😭

... a couch potato .ᐣ [ his eyes WIDENED at that . 💀🙏 ] are you certain this man is supposed to be me in your universe .ᐣ [ 😭 . ]

you have not .ᐣ hm ── he sounds quite ... fascinating, indeed . [ 💀 . ]

🐀

well, i suppose we may relate in being comedic . laid back, however ... ask my sons about their training and you shall have your answer . 👹 [ 💀 .ᐣ ]

lazy, hm .ᐣ i may not be YOUR splinter, but i shall change that .... 👹 [ MENACINGLY SMACKING HIS CANE AGAINST HIS PALM .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]

to that, i say ── fuck you, shredder . 👹 [ 💀 .ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐣ ]

what is he like .ᐣ L ── i see . a very simple name, but simple is often good . it is nice to meet you .

it is a pleasure to meet you ── as you know, i am splinter . might i ask what your name is .ᐣ

that is correct ── hello, there .

elysia 🩷 pinned quote source, he's so funny 💀

that sounds like quite the problem indeed . ... has your splinter not been pushing you to do your best .ᐣ 👹

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓘𝐅 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝑷𝑨𝒀 , 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝒀 ──

ᅠ ᅠ ── 「 * 𝙎𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙎 」 .ᐟ