Lmao guess who suffered a freak accident tonight and had to get 12 stitches in their head Not concussed though so at least there’s that!

Just caught up on Collision from last night and Eddie Kingston continues to be the realest person on the planet

Playing Smash with @hobointhecorner.gay for the holidays and I just fucking won a match by hitting a Lucian counter on a home run bat swing, the power I feel rn

Every rival will start with aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Read the alt text to the tune of the “THE ANGEL CLOSES HER EYES” line in Lightning Crashes by Live and almost fucking lost it

HISTORY WAS MADE ON THIS DAY

It’s the eve of thanksgiving so I’m once again reminiscing of that time I tore a whole raw turkey clean in half for @nickmudry.com with my bare hands like a Mortal Kombat fatality

Played the first episode of Dispatch tonight and yeah, I get it.

Alissa was mumbling curse words to herself for like ten minutes and every time I asked if she’s good she was like “I’ll tell you in a minute” or “Don’t worry about it” Turns out she was making this

My entire timeline, for some reason:

Just watched a dude try to parallel park a house

What a perfect song to cone on while trying to level up Astaroth on this SC3 machine, thanks Brody King

The load-bearing mushroom in Mario Galaxy is one of my favorite facts to explain to people just how fucked up and magical game development really is. IYKYK

Okay, I’ve seen three of these memory things in Air Riders now so I have to finally ask: Is that Todd fucking Haberkorn voicing the narration in Road Trip cutscenes Is The Drifter dumping exposition on me for a Kirby game right now

Alissa put on a Tiny Desk and like, either I’m still sleeping or I just watched Robert fucking Plant cover a song by Low

Huh, that was kinda underwhelmi-oh. OH.

Wait, the Patriots are 9-2???????

(They’re being very patient)

Oh gods.

I beat two bosses in Sektori today, eat shit carpal tunnel I’m back in this bitch

DUMBEST TIMELINE (clap clap clapclapclap)

Holy FUCK Sektori, where have you been all my life

I got my first GameCube when I was like, 14 or 15 or something. Got it used from Game Crazy (rip) and got to rent Melee for a week for free. I wasn’t familiar with how memory cards worked at the time and I couldn’t afford to get one for a bit. I was obsessed with Adventure and All Star mode though.

Look, you take inspiration where you find it.

Why couldn’t Slack be down too. Why are only the fun things broken.

Local news channel is talking about the Zelda movie wtf

Cloudflare outage? That’s fine, I didn’t wanna work today anyways.

Post something random or you'll have an awful December

Just bowled the best bowling series of my life tonight and I’m pretty sure it’s legitimately because I ate lunch and was well-hydrated today lmao

So what’s more painful, being a Bears fan or being a Vikings fan

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen despite also being probably the worst thing I’ve ever seen

REACH FOR MY NECK, YOU’LL GET TURNED INTO AN EXAMPLE

Say what you will about IBO post-S1 but Mikazuki will always be Him.

I think I have discovered a personal weakness tonight and it’s hey wtf

We all have a Miles Mackenzie in our life yapping incessantly about things we either already know or don’t care about. Mine is called “Bluesky”

My favorite thing about working on gunpla stuff to wind down after Alissa goes to bed is I get to stage dumb little scenes for her to experience when she wakes up

Random thought I had yesterday that I can't get out of my head: Has anyone ever seen Lance Storm and Henry Rollins in the same room before? Are we sure they're not somehow the same person?

Democrats fumbling the biggest bag they’ve gotten in years? Daaaaamn, that’s craaaaaazyyyyy

Just reminiscing about seeing Orville Peck play the emcee in Cabaret and how much I would love for him to (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

I can’t remember if I ever said this but a while back Alissa got me into the idea of sling bags and it’s honestly been life changing, it’s so much better than lugging book bags around Also ya boi stays strapped now

Oh my god, this Vikings offense is the most slapstick thing I’ve ever seen

I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me

I think of this every fucking day, mostly because of all the times I’ve bought Jeff Rosenstock tickets and then suddenly wasn’t able to go at the last minute but also because why would I ever do this when I could see Jeff Bah Gawd Rosenstock

I mean, I would hope 16 year old me would look at 36 year old me and think they’re pretty cool. That kid was a little shithead though so if not what does he know bro can’t even see R-rated movies lmao, get dunked loser

This feels so GOOD compared to how I remember Switch Musou games playing (granted, Age of Calamity was the last one I played and I don’t remember that thing ever hitting a stable 30), and there’s just enough cool combat mechanics to make this feel more in-depth than it actually is (compliment)

I have played Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity for about 43 seconds now and I would already give my life for whoever/whatever this guy is.

I continue to be forever depressed that a billion dollar industry full of talented people continues to be torn to shreds by a handful of greedy suits making terrible decisions with no accountability or empathy for the lives they ruin, while we do our best to keep going and believe it’ll get better

I was legit telling someone last night how I'm waiting to go back to CrossWorlds until after they do a Switch 2 patch just because I know it's gonna run way better and mfkn look where my patience got me