What do you do with light when it commits a crime? You send it to prism.

Both sides of this political shitstorm suck. Anyone that is not condemning the public assassination of someone because they dont like their words is the opposite of a good person.

Going to see my 2nd favorite film of all time Sunday on the big screen. First time on a big screen and its IMAX. Im a little excited.

Migrated...MIGRATED!!! WTF autocorrect?

Has everyone molested away from this platform or are they just tired of my dumb jokes and comments? 🤪

I don’t like this game…

My colon just pulled a Billy Mays. I stood up, wiped and my colon said..."But wait! There's more!"

People havent been this upset over a chain restaurant since KFC switched to air hand dryers in '84.

The 7th floor had a 5' ceiling. That's my short story.

Logan asked to watch one of @retrogamebrews.bsky.social and my favorite movies this afternoon. 12 Angry Men (1957). He loved it. There is hope for him after all. Also, there are so many great performances in it but Lee J. Cobb is absolutely incredible as juror #3.

Hey! Im still here. Just working a lot. How is everyone?

I maked a meme

Them: Whats your favorite dinosaur? Me: Earl

Either my satire isnt as good as I think it is or it just gets missed. 🤣

Favorite movie by your favorite actor but it can't be your favorite.

"Tyranny tyranny tyranny tyranny!" You tell 'em random bird!

Surprised that no one got my "Dufrene" reference.

I still wonder what happened to the Dufrenes.

Here's DK as a Zebra! Here's DK as an Ostrich! Here he is as a 1964 Vespa! I mean, its DK...Im gonna buy it. But that transformation thing kept getting crazier.

First time mother to be relaxing with me. Sweet girl...

We just chicken-proofed our front yard. Now its impeccable.

I want my two dollars.

I am also looking to make a "YEAH, ME TOO!!!" post.

I just used our Keurig. Pretty sure that makes me a barista. I dont make the rules.

It arrived! My collection is now complete! I am now super cool.

Wal Mart delivered at 6:20 this morning. They included a can of Pringles (pizza) and Coke. Wal Mart was surprisingly on top of it!

I got one!!! (@mbthegr81 on Twitter) helped me score a copy on Mercari. Now the wait begins until it arrives. I'm a little excited. I'll keep you updated. I know you're on pins and needles.

Asked an Ebay seller if they had a copy of "Fozzies Muppet Scrapbook". They said they did. They sent me pics. I said I wanted it, Let's make a deal. Three days with no reply. I said...Just touching base. Can we make a deal for it? They replied..."I'm looking for comps! THANKS!" WTF? Butthole.

Pulled pork can refer to a delicious meal or a sexual favor. Want some pulled pork? Yes! And also...Yes!

Happy Mothers day to all the good Mothers! But not to the mothers that arent good. Thats bad.

These are friggin' sweet!

In 1985 Jim Henson (through Playhouse Video/CBS) released a series of 10 videos which served as "best of" compilations from The Muppet Show. Each video has a theme and is hosted by Muppet characters through newly recorded segments. I love these to this day. I have 9 of 10.

Excellent film. Brilliant acting. Great direction. Excellent music.Beautifully shot. Highly recommended.

Those that know me know I'm a huge fan of Donkey Kong and all the DK games. I LOVE the new design!

If you're in the mood for a ridiculously over the top, violent, live action cartoon... I recommend Sisu. We loved it.

Gotta admit...I'm a little disappointed this didn't get just a bit more love. 😆

"Is it me or am I just not as excited about the thing that a lot of other people are excited for?" Yes...that's every human on the planet depending on the subject.

I got my pre-order in! Yayuh!

Negativity engagement farming is bottom of the barrel. Why do people trip over themselves to tell who and what they hate? I'd rather know what you love. Who's that actor that just makes you smile? What activity puts you at ease and has you feeling warm and content?

This reciprocating saw I bought is some bullshit. I told it, "I love you." and it hasn't said shit back.

What's your favorite unintentional comedy? Top Gun ('85) and Road House ('89) tie for my top spot. Hilarious movies!

I mean, if you squint really hard it kinda looks...no that's a turd.

Define your music taste in 6 artists: 1. David Bowie 2. Devo 3. Men At Work 4. Rush 5. Sturgill Simpson 6. Run DMC

Lounge Zeppelin...

Yo, Ollies... I dig your store but you can't always be cleaning the bathrooms. You almost had to clean up in the middle of an aisle because the shit pressure was almost too much for my exit valve. Consider yourself lucky...I did.

Scan this code and vote for Logan at the bottom...LOL

I will not respond to "Is it still available?"! If it is listed it is available unless it isn't in which case it would not be. Don't ask about it because it hasn't been sold and it's still available. That could change and it's availability would then be in question. I'm gonna take my medicine, now.

Story time So I've been working on this room on the back again.Tonight, there was a wasp in there. So I knocked him down with a plastic lid and then smacked him a couple of times. He was squirming so I cut his head off with a box cutter. Then I gave this speech....