Better him than that deserting bitch Linda!

No I don't live here What do you take me for, Ms WibbleWobblers?

Is that why I'm always hearing snoring when I'm cleaning at night?

Wanna tell that to my Mop?

Go ahead and tell me you think I'd actually be worse than the buffoon that's in there now?

Yeah? And?

I'd make a good president

"I have no idea what you're babbling about kid, and I don't care Now scram I got stuff to do. Important hot guy stuff"

What the fuck is a Beta Wart?

Heh, I ain't even gotta guess. I know I'm a 10 I mean look at me, I'm sexy as fuck

"The hell is so good about it?" "It's an Okay Morning at best!"

[GUESTIFORE AND THE PUPPETEER!] Two of the aware characters that know they’re nothing but fictional. This may contain existential crisis on your dashboard, so follow with caution! (Not really lol)

He returns to mopping... The sidewalk... With the wrong end of the mop

"Let's just say I had a big mess to clean afterward"

You know what happened to the last kid who corrected me?

Are you trying to correct me?

Janitor's closets are for storing weapons, obviously

I thought I was gay once, turns out it was just gas

Hehehehe, good one Ms FlippyFloppers

Finally, something we can agree on

The Emotion Manipulator and Experiment of the Foundation Inkovi is a 5 year old child who just wants to play! She's the product of an experiment and has always been locked away so now that she's out, she wants to experience normal human things despite not being human.

Here ya go. Have one a them monstermans that the kids are so into these days

Because Janitor

"Welcome to Xentar's Lab for disease study!" Following the failed attempt of trying to torture Xentar, Tauriel has gone under his control. "I am fine don't worry! This is the dream!" Now she is mind controlled, completely under Xentar's control. The perfect experiment

"Hmm, alright... I'm sure I can squeeze you into my schedule somewhere..." "Now where's that damn list, ah here we go"

Noooo, I didn't try to sell you. I tried to PAWN you, there's a difference... Fuck if I know what that difference is, BUT THERE IS ONE!

"You wouldn't be the first"

Nah. I'm not pawning him off. I already tried that once. The Pawn Shop was all 'oooh you can't sell people that's illegal also ouch please stop your mop is stabbing me through the brain-' Horrible customer service I tell ya.

"Hey. I didn't even raise my actual kid, I just needed his help with getting my arm back and now he's becoming super clingy. You can have him. He's your problem now" "Now, unless there's a mess to clean up. I've got some revenge to plot"

"Life lesson kid, if you're gonna be a dad you gotta learn how to start takin responsibility"

"Why you always try and blame me Ms JigglyJugs"

"Suuuure I did, like I would ever hand my trusty mop over to just anyone"

"Babies havin babies, ya hate to see it. What has this world come to?"

"Hey, you can still walk can't ya? That's better than most who meet my mop!"

Cyber As far as I'm aware the Kindergarten devs don't have any issues with fangames so adding the Janitor as a killer might me fun

Glad we have at least one thing in common Ma JigglyWigglys

Why do I have a strange feeling I'm about to die Again

Why not? You think I can't handle some nugget-obsessed going addicted kid? You think I lost my edge or somethin? A good ol mop beating can solve that one!

Ya won't stand anyway cause ya broke yer legs! Hehehehe

antares TW for Zoophilia; Okay Okay okay okay I'm coming back from my hiatus for a second because I was notified by a friend I'm being seen as a zoophile by some? I'm sorry, I'm not having that level of rumor pointed my way behind my back without making public note of it.

"Great! You're slightly less of a disappointment than usual."

❛ 𝑨𝒍𝒍 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈. . . 𝑫𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚! ❜

"Hey kid, ya talk to that Gator for me yet?"

Why if it ain't ole Ms Jiggletits

❛ 𝐀 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐲𝐨𝐮‘𝐥𝐥 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒏 𝐭𝐨 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲! ❜

I really gotta get this mop cleaned. It's more blood than mop at this point

Hey kid. I got some good over here for ya