Oh no! Whatever will I do without my PC randomly powering up the peripherals in the middle of the night, popping the speakers, and closing everything I left running so it can download some useless game bar for Xbox games I don't have? @microsoft.com

Looks like SAG-AFTRA decided to actually start enforcing Global Rule One against its members. I can't believe they thought that would be a good idea. This just completely destroys their goodwill.

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Why the fuck is the surrender vote box even movable? Dragged it four times before I was able to click "no" and then the team surrendered 4 to 1 because Riot doesn't know how to not call the vote unanimous when not all votes are in yet. #Leagueoflegends #Riotgames

There are three tiers of #LoL smurfs: A tier: "I care alot about rank and need a second account to test goofy builds and play off-role on" C tier: "I like to de-tilt by playing below my ELO" F tier: "I'm playing below my ELO trust" "Also kill yourself" *username is six random characters*

I protest voted for Bernie Sanders in 2016 when the DNC collaborated with the big news networks to freeze him out of the nomination process, hoping they would learn their lesson about not living up to the "D" in "DNC".

Gross, #RiotGames.

Best #LeagueofLegends Youtuber: youtube.com/shorts/51s-K... Yes it's a short but he does long-form content too.

Oct 2023: "Another day, another TWO players with weak mental in a single ranked Emerald match. Your penalties will always be a joke until players stop having the option to just not suffer them #fixsmurfingalready @RiotGames" Then I stopped Tweeting. That's it.

Sep 10 2023: "Nice code Riot #LeagueOfLegends @riotgames"

Apr 2023: "I still can't get over my hatred of anti-maskers. How does one forgive diving head-first into the conspiracy rabbit hole rather than be mildly inconvenienced to make the people around you just a little safer?

Jan 2023: "Credit where credit is due: I have seen a slight reduction in toxic behavior since the "instant mute during match" update went live. Not sure why that would really help but it feels like it did. #LeagueOfLegends"

Dec 2022: "Imagine ordering shadowbans built into your service. 'Yeah I want to be able to ban people, but in a way that's specifically designed to make it impossible to hold me accountable if I screw up'.

Nov 2022: "The same people that demanded since the dawn of history that we accommodate their imaginary friend's wishes and live our lives by His rules are now claiming that it's a disservice to trans folks to 'accommodate their delusions' by using their preferred pronouns."

Oct 2022: "Republicans be like 'So what those cops beat and pepper-sprayed people for protesting? The newspaper printed a quote from the Mayor/Police Chief that claimed the riot squad was getting rocks thrown at them. That's good enough for me!'

Oct 2022: "*Pulls up keyboard on phone* *types on PC keyboard instead* Brain..."

Oct 2022: "Can we have a rule against invading yet #Riotgames? Game starts, ADC pings the enemy's bush and starts running. We did not discuss this. 30 seconds later we're down two points before the game even starts, and our midlaner has half his health left.

Repeatedly: "Playable Katheryne when?"

Mar 2022: "Just played a match with a wonderful /s jungler who flamed, repaid me for sacrificing to save him by ditching me next fight, and called me a 'ped retard' for dying. Dude had a gibberish name and had somehow played 194 matches without so much as being chat restricted.

Jan 2022: "We're up to 431 cases a day in my county again, on par with previous peaks. My anti-mask/anti-vaxer coworker continues to wear his chinguard. His lieutenant, however wore his mask correctly today. ...When he should have called out because his whole family's got covid."

Jan 2022: "People who write one policy and enforce another shouldn't be in charge of a lemonade stand, much less a restaurant or subreddit."

Nov 2021: "My boss refuses to enforce our mask policy because she believes in 'freedom of conscience'. This when confronted after a year and a half of pretending we require masks so that some of us don't follow our conscience and quit on her weak ass."

Nov 2021: "Remember that time you queued up for a 15 minimum game and then bet it all on a coin flip at 60 seconds? Yeah don't do that shit. Win or lose you rob everyone of the game they queued up for. @riotgames should have killed invades years ago."

September 2021: "Was starting to think @riotgames had actually done something about the toxics. And then my bot spammed 'ori support with heal' 6 times in the last second before the lobby closed, and then inted, flamed, and spammed 'ff' for the next 20 minutes. (1/3)

July 2021: "Less than a third of my coworkers wore their masks correctly all shift long until the vaccines went out. This was at the local Jesus 'N Chicken joint, which has relatively strict discipline for fast food. McDonald's/Burger King undoubtedly worse. Get vaccinated or stay home."

July 2021: "There should be penalties for companies that file fraudulent DCMA notices. $50 per successfully appealed notice. Corps would stop ignoring the Fair Use exception and having bots file fraudulent claims against thousands of randos to take down that one guy's DBZ episode uploads."

July 2021: "Childe: 'Some will win... and some will lose.' Me: 'Some were born to sing the bluuues~'"

Jun 2021: "finally get a good carry who knows his champ, and we crush the botlane with Ezreal/Yuumi. Then spend the next 25 minutes being dunked on by the enemy jungler and top laner, who are up four levels on us despite performing neutral at best during laning phase."

Jun 2021: "Dear @Riotgames @LeagueOfLegends , since you refuse to punish people who type 'ff' in chat <15 or just start splitpushing and don't stop for the rest of the game, and it would be a joke even if you did (because they'll just hop onto their second account)...

May 2021: "Toxic #LeagueOfLegends players when they receive a punishment: #FixSmurfingAlready"

Mar 2021: "Conservative talk shows be like 'Liberals just want the government to take care of everything so they can just get paid to sit around and do nothing!' 'Now a word from our sponsors.' *cue commercial trying to sell you a book to 'grow your passive income' AKA get paid to not work."

Also November 2020: "#RiotGames About removing Twin Shadows- the given reason was "too powerful and playstyle warping when tuned to be purchasable". This is 100% true but that logic also applies to Stormrazor, Galeforce, Duskblade, and Hextech Rocketbelt. (1/3)"

November 2020: "ThE mEdIa DoN't GeT tO sElEcT tHe PrEsIdEnT. ThE pEoPlE eLeCt HiM. ..Said the pundits waiting for the lawyers to get enough hundreds of thousands of votes in key states to be thrown out so the electoral college can override the people's will and select the less popular candidate."

October 2020: "Just "won" my promotion to G3 because the enemy team had a toxic inting ADC who claims to be a smurf. That game wasn't satisfying to any player in it. #BanSmurfing already @riotgames ! No, trying to detect such games and give a "loss prevented" isn't good enough."

August 2020: "At this point botlane should be it's own separate queue. People didn't like that they couldn't solo carry 20% v. 40% against the fed opposing botlane so now duo lane xp is so bad even hyperscaling champs get outscaled by the toplaner doing "meh". #RiotGames"

Finally deleting my old Xitter account, which I used mainly to bitch at Riot Games for their shitty game balance and shittier moderation policies. But first, to copy over (manually, so as not to directly link in any way) the few posts I want to save.

Huohuo and Tail are best duo. That is all.