psa you don’t need to see prince faggot it’s p bad despite some good performances

need a designer for a quick turnaround (paid) gig sexing up a deck, say hi if that’s you or your bff!

this is definitely a “gay guy who came out in his 30s” take

oh what’s the song of the summer there’s no song of the summer you guys know grace jones covered ‘what I did for love’ right

life is so short and unpredictable. remember to tell your friends how much you love me

“he’s einstein’s great great grandson and he solves crimes” getting picked up instills in me a deep, deep despair www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/c...

look I’m not cool or fun or young but is “doors at 11 show at 2” just the way things are now

and now my queens, it is time for you to lip sync… for no reason apparently!

“suzie lost because the show hates new ideas” no girl she lost because her face looked like this every week

hey so this sucks! this show's relationship with queerness is Deeply Fucked

today in nyt double-takes

unfortunately it is time to consider what you will do when this happens in front of you. will it happen? probably not. but if it does, that shouldn’t be the first time you ask yourself what you’re going to do.

this is a 100% real offer/request to work on a version of the game wingspan but about dicks called wangspan. I believe this has a market among gay men and bachelorette parties and could be worth literally thousands of dollars

I can’t even make a joke about how unmoored from reality law roach’s runway critiques were this week. like I can’t generate any kind of fake logic that would make it make sense even in the context of a joke.

guessing it’s generational trauma that makes me pack snacks for a two-hour flight as if I’m fleeing a pogrom and must bring enough food for my family to survive the harsh polish winter

this show the studio on apple about trying to have integrity in hollywood… from the studio that canceled john stewart’s show because he wanted to talk about china and spiked a show about gawker because they realized it might offend peter thiel… blind leading the blind out here huh

do I have any uhh chicagoomfs

this will obviously never occur but if I was invited on the jennifer hudson show and they did that thing where you walk down the hall and the whole staff chants your name I would self-immolate so fast

the sheer volume of people running down identical white hallways in severance makes it feel like a joke out of wall-e where everyone is on the edge of their seat to watch the People Running Down Identical White Hallways Show

waltog noggins

other people looking at their phones: disappointing, misanthropic, erosion of the very concept of community me looking at my phone: there’s something I need to look at real quick

I want to live in whatever cyberpunk-ass world this form came from

harsh but fair

pffff go kick rocks dickhead

watching the new episode of white lotus (have not been watching) and the show is really just a screensaver now huh

straight guy sitting next to me at the park explaining tim and eric to his straight guy friend. like two ai bots going back and forth, would not pass the turing test

lmao ok bye

I don’t need my cat to be able to talk I just need to be able to explain to him that Under Blankets is a warm and pleasant place to be, not a scary hell dimension

you should be able to call a store and ask if any gays work there and what their hours are so you can go in and gossip and get a little discount

just the fact that suzie couldn’t catch the most obvious little shop layup imaginable and say skid row when asked where audrey is from (“the streets of pennsylvania”?) means she needs some time in the chokey tbh. suzie boot.

www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig... it's an honor just to be nominated! it's FUN be nominated four times.

can never forgive david remnick at the new yorker for giving rfk a LENGTHY interview while the guy was saying publicly "nobody wanted to talk to me before I ran for president, but now they're all lining up." great job platforming a brain worm all the way to fucking HHS

both severance and the new alien movie(s) assert that if you were working for an evil megacorporation you would definitely know it! it would be so obvious, ha ha! don't worry that is not something that you would end up doing by accident :-)

ok but he really is looking a lot like senator kelly these days

not to be all whatever but white lotus, based on its first two seasons, is a show ABOUT designing elaborate narrative mousetraps to justify watching gay men die on screen but I am looking forward to the gifs of someone serving cunt or whatever

it's important to be friends with people who are as stupid as you in exactly the right way

starting a podcast app called Wherever You Get Your Podcasts

one interesting thing that never comes up in the conversation around trans athletes is that sports don’t matter at all and caring about them enough to try and legislate who gets to play them is very very embarrassing

you should be more worried about the billionaires (especially this one) who avoid the spotlight

needless to say fuck bja and fuck the english teacher but especially fuck FX for being the first to adopt the overtly trumpian "we simply do not care that our talent sexually assaults people so we will keep giving them money" philosophy in 2025. repugnant.

not for nothing but hot white heist 2 is both fun (imo) and also about what to do with a billionaire who attempts regulatory capture so if you need a little distraction you just let me know

if I won a grammy I would be like "thank you so much to the academy and also fuck a little life"

Cynthia I NEED you to cover cruel angel’s thesis next

protip: get some rude business cards printed to leave on cybertruck windshields

this game is good actually

honestly exciting to see gascón join the League of Evil Queers, it's been a minute since they got some new blood in there

Hello very nice to meet you I’d like to know about The End of Evangelion I see I see I see

for anyone debating whether they have to see emilia perez, I have personally decided I will give it a try if one single trans person anywhere says it is anything other than dogshit. in the clear so far!