I offered Kyle Tucker my comic book collection and a ⭐️ Starbucks card and I didn’t get one call back. Harrumph.

The peace president wants to bomb Iran to protect protesters? If only the protestors within the U.S. had that kind of protection. I smell a rat, a big fat oily rat.

The peace president wants to bomb Iran to protect protesters? If only the protestors within the U.S. had that kind of protection. I smell a rat, a big fat oily rat.

Okay, where were we? Oh yes: Release ALL the Epstein Files.

Daddy Yankee lyrics to Gasolina: A ella le gusta la gasolina, Dame más gasolina, Cómo le encanta la gasolina, Dame más gasolina, A ella le gusta la gasolina, Dame más gasolina, Cómo le encanta la gasolina, Dame más gasolina.

Like Agent Orange, Maduro is a POS. But comments like “Well they have a VP” should make those Venezuelans celebrating this overthrow pause.

If you need another reminder that U.S. government is clearly “the bad guys” have a look at today’s headlines.

It looks like the Queen of Narcissa got to put his orange-stained hands on another building. 2028 can't come soon enough.

Is there any bigger Yankees’ fan than the management of the New York Mets?

I want to announce my First Annual Golden Clam Peace Award. Winning this award is my dog Luna. Yes, It's true she was the only one up for the 🏆 prize but she really, really wants it, especially if I put treats in it.

I was having a bagel with cream cheese. I got some of it on my mustache. I wiped it off with a napkin or so I thought. I rubbed at it a few times before realizing, that was indeed my mustache color.

I have said goodbye to 20 baseball caps and while that for me is akin to tossing a chair off the Titanic, it's quite the accomplishment. I'll be continuing to scan my heart rate throughout the evening.

Whether or not Le Grande Orange is a Russian asset I don’t know but he continues to act like one. He remains the problem.

When is a ceasefire not a ceasefire? https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/28/middleeast/israel-military-strikes-gaza-latam-intl

It’s almost Halloween. Now is a great time to release the Epstein Files.

Okay who is in town? I walked past Union Square (San Francisco) and the Westin St. Francis has a Puerto Rican flag 🇵🇷 blowing in the wind. Is Bad Bunny here?

Republicans download Windows 11 onto Pam Bondi.

It would be great if, in the middle of Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance, he tosses paper towels in the crowd.

Hey you can’t say American without Rican. 🐰 🐸 #bad Bunny The MAGA tears taste so good. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/right-wingers-melt-down-bad-bunny-headlining-super-bowl-1235437464/

Excedrin right now: “Keep my name out of your orange mouth.”

Oh, only the cool kids are going to have Tylenol now.

Fun week in London, exactly what the doctor ordered.

Disney doesn’t need your money or deserve it. Consider NPR.

Florida is begging to be the Polio capital of the world.

WEPA! I got my tickets to see @johnleguizamo 's The Other Americans in October. Don't be jealous. Get your tickets.

Okay world ready for you.

When Cuomo refers to himself as the son of Mario, all he's doing is flexing privilege. The name is brand recognition. He doesn't represent a sequel or a reboot, it's the old-boy network that wants power back. #nyc #resist

Fantastic Four is one of the best films of the genre. The script, the cast, the visuals and it’s absolute respect of the source material. If you like comic book movies, go see it. #fantacticfour

Heck, yeah, let's change those sports teams' names to the Washington Epsteinfiles and the Cleveland Epsteinfiles. #epsteinfiles

Always follow the money. https://seattlemedium.com/dodgers-owner-scrutinized-financial-ties/

Hoy celebraré esta bandera.

Hey SF Bay Area folks BART seems to be free this morning thanks to a “system wide issue” affecting the fare gates. Happy July.

But they’re angry that someone sang the national anthem in Spanish? You can’t Dodge the truth. #chavesravine #history https://lapublicpress.org/2025/06/dodgers-ice-raids-fans-boycott/

Happy TACO Tuesday to all who celebrate.

The Clown Administration is overusing the word transformative, as if it could replace actual facts. 🤡

Heard on the TKTS line: She does cosplay on the side...very INTENSE cosplay.

I don't understand the attraction of having your wedding at a plantation.

There is a new Jurassic Park movie coming out. Why?

Well they didn’t select me as Pope. Again.

Carla Antonelli is a Spanish politician that delivered a kick-ass speech in Spain’s Parliament late February. Translation: Leave Trans People Alone. https://youtu.be/73jnxvp3GmU?si=7LsRTaBxMHmPAh5T

Puerto Rico is without power currently. Hello news outlets, let’s get to that story @nytimes @apnews

I know it's fiction but why would anyone stay at a White Lotus at this point?

It’s a beautiful day in San Francisco. Let’s Go Giants. #openingdaysf

Man those But Her Emails people are really quiet right now.

Ichiro Suzuki had one voter that said no Hall of Fame for you. Derek Jeter, who is no. 6 on the all-time hit list also fell one vote shy of a unanimous entry. Folks are scratching their head wondering who these folks are. I’m wondering if it’s the same voter. #sportstroll #mlb

"Canada is a tariff abuser, " said the Tariff Abuser.

Oh Airbnb you are sooo dead to me. https://www.forbes.com/sites/suzannerowankelleher/2025/03/05/airbnb-distances-billionaire-cofounder-doge-musk/

“Because he’s an idiot and a moron,” is a phrase I'm going to use a lot in the next 4 years. I thought I’d give you a heads up.