Otec přimáčkl hlavu dcery ke sklu a nyní se jí snaží oplodnit. Na naše ancistruse jde jaro. Už včera jsem lovil jikry, poté co sameček s druhou samičkou si společně zašpásovali

CUCKOO 1: I heard you finally found work CUCKOO 2: Yeah I got a job in a cuckoo clock CUCKOO 1: How are you finding it? CUCKOO 2: Pretty boring, but it gets me out of the house

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What's the weirdest planet in the solar system? I bet your answer is different than mine! Here's what I think: www.scientificamerican.com/article/what... 🔭 🧪

In case you missed it: first-person video footage of the U.S. Navy Divers Medical Team opening the hatch and entering inside the Orion Integrity capsule to meet the Artemis II heros U.S. Navy Courtesy Asset/ Explosive Ordnance Disposal Group One www.dvidshub.net/video/100269... #Artemis 🧪🔭

Fascinující! #infantilnikoutek

A v Plzni by to byl tutenleň

Dnes jsem zjistil, že NASA má repository s 3D objekty pro 3D tiskárny. Takže kdybyste si chtěli vytisknout 3D model rakety, nebo sondy, nebo asteroidu, tak tu science.nasa.gov/3d-resources/

Víte, co to znamená, když drak sežere lidi, ale nechá hlavy? Že je na bezlebkové dietě.

Ještě před dvěma lety byl v maďarském veřejném životě neznámý. Z ničeho vybudoval největší opoziční stranu, která porazila Fidesz Viktora Orbána. Kdo je a jak stranu Tisza vybudoval? Přinášíme profil Pétera Magyara i úvahy, co lze čekat od případné vlády Tiszy.

56 years ago today: "Houston, we have a problem" #Apollo13

Pozitivně mě překvapilo, že: 1) Orbán uznal porážku a 2) nesnažil se výsledky voleb zfalšovat Čekal jsem ten průběh mnohem horší.

Fun fact: many of the prettiest photos taken by robotic spacecraft were similarly framed ahead of time by humans using simulators of view geometry to pick when the spacecraft should shoot the photo. Case in point: this photo of Europa over Jupiter from New Horizons science.nasa.gov/image-detail...

2001: A Space Odyssey 📸 NASA

“The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.”

One final burn 🔥 Our European Service Module reaction control system engines fired for 8 seconds for the last trajectory correction burn of #Artemis II, crucially adjusting speed and orientation before reentry in just a few hours 🚀

Dobré ráno s novou dávkou fotek 😍 📷NASA (images.nasa.gov)

A bit of a different take on the amazing Artemis II launch footage. Here I stitched clips from the four Solar Array Wing Cameras to make this panoramic video. This is during the later part of the Core Stage burn until MECO and stage separation, sped up to 10x. 🔭🧪 #Artemis

After decades of planning, NASA’s Artemis program is giving astronomers their long-awaited moonshot

Party hard

Dobré ráno s fotkou naší Galaxie pořízenou posádkou mise Artemis II 😍 📷NASA (images.nasa.gov)

Speaking of Threads, this one got me in the feels.

🌑 ☀️ After hearing how astounded the Artemis II crew was by the total solar eclipse they experienced near the moon last night, we can finally get a hint of what they saw. Read more: www.scientificamerican.com/article/nasa...

Some annotation on the original image

NOVÉ FOTKY!!! KOUKEJTE NA TO!!!! KOUKEJTE NA TO!!!!! (Pardon) 📷 NASA

Pokud Artemis II nezahájí komunikaci s ISS takto, je to vyloženě promarněná příležitost

Via #NASA A better annotated image of the two craters around Mare Orientale that Jeremy Hansen asked to be named "Integrity" after the Artemis II Spacecraft and Carroll Crater, named for the wife of Reid Wiseman, who passed away in 2020 after a 5-year battle with cancer.

Já se omlouvám za spam, ale nemůžu si pomoct. Jedna úžasnější fotka než druhá. A jak je NASA do své galerie postupně přidává, musím i já. Všechny fotky v originální rozlišení přibývají tady: images.nasa.gov NASA

!!!!! Zatmění Slunce z vesmíru. Při návratu z odvrácené strany Měsíce se Měsíc dostal mezi loď Orion a Slunce. Posádka mise Artemis II. tak měla jedinečnou příležitost vidět zatmění Slunce z vesmíru.

✅ #Artemis II update: 'Earthset', 6 April 2026, and 'totality', 7 April, seen from lunar orbit, the Moon eclipses the Sun, a view few humans have ever witnessed (pics: NASA) 🔗 www.nasa.gov/gallery/jour... @exploration.esa.int l

After emerging from the far side of the moon, the Artemis II astronauts witnessed something few have ever experienced—a total solar eclipse in space. 📷 NASA

Západ Země nad Měsícem 😍 📸 NASA

Ve stromě naproti mají holubi hnízdo. Druhému z páru se asi něco stalo, protože holub/holubice sedí v hnízdě nonstop a nikdo ji nestřídá. Nepije, nejí, jen sedí na vajíčkách. To jsou nervy...

Forcing the Artemis crew to speak with Donald Trump was part of a NASA training exercise to prepare future astronauts for encounters with less intelligent life forms.

Carroll ♥️

When they go round the moon, the Artemis astronauts will be completely out of contact for 40 minutes. What's the single funniest (yet feasible) thing they could do when they get back in touch?

Tohle jsem regulérně ořval

Some lunar vocabulary in case you're following along with the #Artemis II flyby: * albedo: reflectiveness (high albedo=very shiny) * mare/maria(plural): from Latin for "sea," dark regions on the Moon, which are dried lava basins * terminator: the line of the transition between sunlight & darkness

#NASA #ArtemisII - Crew is asking for a name for some newly discovered unnamed craters, One they wish to name after their spacecraft "Integrity" And another feature the crew is asking that they name for his late wife Carrol who passed due to cancer in 2020. Solemn silence ( and no dry eyes)

Posádka mise Artemis II je nejdál od Země, co jaký člověk kdy byl 😍

When the Orion spacecraft passes the far side of the moon today, the Artemis II crew will be 252,760 mi (406,778 km) from Earth. They will be only a quarter of the distance to Lagrange Point 2, where #NASAWebb observes the universe: https://science.nasa.gov/mission/webb/orbit/ 🔭 🌕

Times in CEST 19:00 - Coverage begins 19:56 - Crew passes Apollo 13 distance record 20:45 - Lunar observations begin 00:44 - Loss of comms 01:02 - 7 Apr, closest approach to Moon 01:05 - 7 Apr, max. distance from Earth 02:35 - 7 Apr, eclipse period begins 03:20 - 7 Apr, lunar observations end

To je to, oč tu běží!!! Co si budeme povídat, my geologové jsme tak trochu „jiní“. Už během mise Apollo 11 prý tloukli do stolů, ať astronauti začnou sbírat vzorky, místo vztyčování vlajky a telefonování s Nixonem. 😅 Věda měla zkrátka přednost! 🧵👇 1/5

Without negating the history of the moment, when on Monday (April 6) the fresh eyes of four astronauts catch sight of the up-close moon, it will take a bit longer before the rest of us on Earth are able to see what the Artemis II crew saw at the same clarity...

✅ #Artemis II update: the spacecraft entered the lunar sphere of influence this morning at 05:37 BST/06:37 CEST, 6 April, at about 51 000 km from the Moon (the region of space where the Moon’s gravitational pull is stronger than that of Earth’s). www.nasa.gov/image-detail... @exploration.esa.int

The Integrity spacecraft just entered the lunar gravitational sphere of influence, at 0438 UTC Apr 6. Wiseman, Glover, Koch and Hansen are now the 25th to 28th humans to have left terrestrial space.

Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/