"Byline Times stress-tested Reform UK’s numbers against the OBR’s modelling... "We found that over five years, the economy would be about £49bn smaller, while the Home Office would face £7bn in direct costs for detention, flights and enforcement, according to analysis of OBR projections."

@theonion.com saw this one on Facebook.

Gerrards Cross is adopting Sharia Law.

Venezuela is sending paracetamol to the US.

“To be a good scientist, I have to take emotions out of work. Still, I would say looking at this data, when I allow myself to connect to it emotionally, then I am afraid. This really scares me,” www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Just popped a paracetamol instead of a Nurofen by mistake and now I’m worried I’ll catch autism. 🤔😉

Climate change is the biggest con in history says Trump. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

NEW: Are migrants mounting up unauthorised mini-bar bills and movie subscriptions? I think we should be told. 🤔😉

Has Candice Owens asked the question whether Farage was born a toad?

Shock revelation: Aspirin cause flu and quite probably impotence.

I think Andy Burnham would make a great PM.

If Farage is right, migrants are eating the king’s swans. And Freddy Starr ate my hamster.

Climate change is “the greatest con job ever perpetrated on the world” Trump tells the UN. I think a Trump presidency is the greatest con job.

In a speech that has gone well beyond his allotted time, the president said that he’s “here to tell the truth”. “I don’t care. It doesn’t matter to me. I’m in New York City,” Trump added. I’ve said it before: the UN needs to be headquartered in a neutral country.

'Don’t pay any attention to what Trump says.' Sound advice from Wes Streeting. Putin has always adopted this strategy.

Latest @theguardian.com cartoon #ReformUK www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Starmer has formally recognised Palestine at last. It’s not hard to recognise: it’s that pile of rubble next to Israel littered with the corpses of women and children.

It's now beyond doubt that Antifa has been smuggling Tylenol into the US via Venezuela to spread autism. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Sometimes Trump just nails it.

An AI job search on LinkedIn suggests I'm an ideal candidate for a job as a Trustee with a company dedicated to empowering women and driving economic equality. I would have thought a woman might be a better candidate, but who am I to question the wisdom of AI?

NEW: Autism is caused by drinking too much water in pregnancy. Trump & Kennedy are like some dangerous comedy double act.

Not only do we need migration now, but as climate change makes some places barren we will see more and more of it. It’s an inevitable consequence of our own actions.

Can’t wait to hear Trump’s ‘cure’ for autism today. Maybe he’ll announce a ‘cure’ for homosexuality too?

This should not be legal.

Farage’s Brexit Boats. About right.

POV - what's your preference as a reader and as a writer? First person narrative Single third person narrative Multiple third person POVs Omniscient third person Second person #WritingCommunity #BookSky #Writers #LitAgent

Nice to see the king sharing the nation’s austerity. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Starmer has formally recognised Palestine at last. It’s not hard to recognise: it’s that pile of rubble next to Israel littered with the corpses of women and children.

Nice to see the king sharing the nation’s austerity. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

GOOD NEWS: Trump orchestrates peace deal between Cambodia and Armenia after decades of bloodshed.

Trump has advised Starmer to use the army on illegal immigrants. Fight them on the beaches?

A spokesperson for Antifa says its website has been overloaded with new membership applications. Please be patient - your membership card may take longer than usual to arrive. www.joinantifa.org

Seems remarkably easy to hack into critical national infrastructure. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A spokesperson for Antifa says its website has been overloaded with new membership applications. Please be patient - your membership card may take longer than usual to arrive. www.joinantifa.org

A cyberattack hit airport systems in Berlin, London, Brussels, and several other cities. Berlin: access to systems was completely shut down for “security reasons” Heathrow: “technical failure” Specialists are working to restore operations.

Just realised Mark Zuckerberg invented Meta Glasses just so he could film you all in the nude and make a database of everyone's genitals.

This is not Moscow.

😂😂😂 Who made this website? Brilliant! Thanks Steve—made my day.

Just received my new Antifa membership card. Shhhhhh.

It's important the Mayor has taken this important step. Where is Keir Starmer? It's been radio silence ever since the ruling. Stop all arms licences to Israel.

I think George Monbiot is right. Zack is a breath of fresh air in British politics. #ZackPolanski

And rightly so. Bloody duck making fun of the senile old git😂😂

Trump just needs more ball room.

Dutch late night TV has its take

BREAKING: Disney to remove Donald Duck for dishonouring the name. ‘He was fired because of lack of talent,’ says Donald Trump.

There is some good news.

Free speech has never been more expensive.

Embarrassing. I salute Adam for bringing it to our attention. 😂

Where is Charlie Kirk’s photo