I just want one fucking day where I don't have to hear about the orange shit stain or any of his cronies. Just one fucking day. Please.

People always complain about how the 🔌 would make you wait in the supermarket parking lot for an hour or try to talk to you for forever, but try and ask one of these dorky hipster weed scientists at the dispensary to spot you an O and see what they say. #facts

Republicans in a nutshell School shootings: It's just something we'll have to live with Teenager punches DOGE employee: This must never happen again

Fuck the Hulk Hogan

Demoing some vocals for new tunes and got a little inspiration from Brian Wilson. #harmony #beachboys #brianwilson

Check out this killer compilation from @afewgoodrecords.bsky.social Stoked to have my cover of that thing you do on it with so many other great covers!

Saturday! Opening this one up solo. Come heckled me.

@xddesign.bsky.social you got some explaining to do.

Found this weird lock box under the passenger seat of my car. When I finally busted it open it was just a note with this number on it. Wtf.

I've been cigarette free for 51 days now. If you haven't yet go stream my new song! LOL. Gonna use this victory to try and get eyes on it. ffm.to/gfb

Me: Don't look at the news today. My brain: Just a peek! Both my brain and I: WHYYYYYY!!!

Wtf!

Had to cut off the end here to post, but you get the point! Go stream it!

I spent 7 hours yesterday in a trance of creativity and felt a relief from my depression all day. That is something contributing to the success of an economy that isn't even there for you to reap the benefits of will never do. We all gotta eat, but it shouldn't be at the cost of forgetting to live.

Thank you as always for the awesome review!

Oh lawd it's streaming now! Go listen!

New single out tomorrow. Keep it weird! #weird #newmusic

Sonic youth once beat up Nardwuar. I'd never do that. Pre-save my song.

Taking a day off from promoting my new upcoming single by......asking you to pre-save my new single. Got Em!

My new tune is a departure from what you've heard from me before. I was pissed off at the time and listening to alot of Tomahawk and Mclusky. I wanted to make a song that was sarcastic in tone. The day inbetween sessions an incident happened to "45" at a rally in PA. The rest is history. Get fucked.

The very excellent @kcwcreative.com killed it once again with this artwork! Pre-save the new single today. ffm.to/gfb

New Single coming February 5th! Link in comments.

Who's That Pokémon!?

Chris Isaak is just cowboy Morrissey.

In 2017 Less Than Jake made fun of me because Thin Lizzy is my favorite band.

Anyone else playing Pokémon TCGP on their phone? #Pokémon #pokemoncards #pokemontcgp

I got it to work. What the hell was my doctor smoking?

My arm is too fat for the cuff included with my at home blood pressure monitor. 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

I have high blood pressure. I thought you should know.

How I sleep knowing Lost was one of the greatest television series in American history. #lost #theisland #wehavetogoback

I've seen this episode of world history before it was in black and white and hard to understand because everyone was speaking in German.

Elon simps will say we are overreacting to a man clearly giving 2 nazi salutes, but in the same breath will tell you that pronouns are part of the downfall of civilization. Get me off this fucking planet already.