"So, you wanted to tell me something, Jeff?" -"Yeah... Well, let me be frank..." "Okay? I'll let you be Frank." -"Thanks, appreciate it. To cut to the Chase: your content sucks." "Well, I appreciate your Feedback, Frank, but I think you sound like an asshole." -"What?" "What?"

All hail Princess Sofi, Lady of Alba Iulia, Regent of some place in Germany. Hail, hail.

Day 3 of being Back at Work. I'm slowly gaining the trust of the natives. They have weird traditions, but I'm starting to get the hang of it. Coffee still tastes like Shit, tho.

3 weeks on the road mean 3 weeks worth of laundry. I'll be travelling naked next time.

And where it ends. 5.732 kms later i'm Back Home.

Last stop for this vacation. Hohenfelde, Thuringia. Very nice Campsite.

Buchenwald memorial, Germany.

Next Stop: Landshut, Bavaria, Germany. Back in Deutschland.

Ciao Italia and Grüß Gott, Österreich. Today's stop: Weissensee. I miss Romania. Since coming to Croatia there are just too many people on the Campsites.

"I bath in the blood of my enemies!", I shout, as I smash three mosquitoes on my Leg, leaving blood-red stains. I'm gonna lead this extinction war.

I'm sitting in front of my camper, as a middle-aged man comes up to me and immediately tries to sell me Extra Virgine Olive Oil. In Italian. I don't speak (much) Italian. He doesn't speak any english. That's Italy. Oh, if someone needs Extra Virgine Olive Oil, hit me up. I know a guy.

Next Stop: Volpera, Italy Dear Italians, Why would you make this? Sincerely, Me

The romans apparently had some sick shows back then with that many chairs. Picture taken at the Arena in Pula, Croatia.

Yum yum.

Today's stop: Pula, Croatia. Booked 2 nights on this lot that's the tourist equivalent to chickens kept in Cages. Anyways, the weather is good.

Nom.

🎶Shine bright like a diamond 🎶

The view from up here is nice. Castle Nehaj, Senj, Croatia.

Starting my life as a food influencer now.

13th day, 13th Destination: Senj at the Croatian Coast.

12th day, 12th Destination. Today: Vrelo Korenicko, Croatia. Right beside the Plitvicka Lakes National Park. (Which is btw one of the most beulautiful NPs i've visited.) Tomorrow we'll finally see some ocean.

Plitvicka Jezera National Park, Croatia

The Bridge that seperates us from Croatia. Good morning.

11th day, 11th Stop. Barcs, Hungary. It's dark. 12 hours drive. I'm tired. Good night.

Cried like a little bitch today. Good news, though: Sofi will come to Germany in September and will find her forever-home at our place.

The last hours together with Sofi on the Road. I'll miss the little one. Let's see how Dex will react when she isn't there anymore.

10th day, 10th Destination. Martinie, Romania. Just passed the Transalpina. Beautiful Landscapes.

What a beautiful view to wake up to.

9th day, 9th Destination: budeasa mare, Romania. Pretty nice Lake.

Waiting for the other humans to come back from shopping in Bukarest.

Chilling in the Shadows. Definitely a good choice when you don't have sunscreen on.

Yesterday marked the 8th day, the 8th stop AND the day my mobile finally deny service. So i just post a day later. Arrived in berca, Romani. AmazingTippen Sie auf ein Element, um es in das Textfeld einzufügen. Campsite, astonishing nature and great food. 10/10 would recommend coming Here.

Over 1400 stairs just to be greeted by this guy on Poenari Castle. Worth it.

Romania: Where the cops stop by to let you know that there's a fucking brownbear 100 meters away from you vibing its way down the street to get a late night snack at the local eatery.

7th day, 7th Stop. Spooky wooky Dracula Camping at the Transfaragašan right beside Poenari Castle. 4 more days in Romania. Then we'll drop off Sofi at the shelter and set off to Croatia.

Yesterday's tourguide greeted me this morning at 6am. Such dedication to ones Job. Such a good Boy. Did I mention that Romania has a huge stray dog Population?

Sixth day, sixth Stop. Today, Michelsberg, Romania. No picture today, cause it's dark. Spent 7 hrs today trying to arrange a shelter handover and failed miserably, 'cause the quarantine station was full. Now we have a 2nd dog traveling with us. At least until tuesday next week. Say hello to Sofi.

Reminder to self: Don't go to Romania if you have a soft spot for dogs.

Fifth day, fifth Stop. Today: Gârda de Sus, Romania. Met the cutest stray dog. Now my dog's best friend. Just need to convince people to take her with us... Mission Impossible.

Whole campground is empty. A total of 4 cars are parked here, in the distance cats are fighting, it's raining and i haven't slept too much, cause something decided to knock at our window tonight, causing my brain to switch into alarm mode. Himmelarschundzwirn. Later: Romania. Hopefully.

Fourth day, fourth Stop. Jo napot Jósvafö, Magyar. It feels like a ghosttown here.

Curious neighbors be like...

Day 4 - still in Hrabušice. Did some hiking in a local gorge and snapped some pics. In a few hours we'll be leaving for Hungary.

Third day, third stop. Today: Podlesok, Hrabušice in Slovakia. Bad weather, but awesome Campsite.

Preparing Dinner at a god forsaken time under the nightsky: check Having a nice cold cherry-choco Beer: check Life is good.

Second day, second Destination reached. Dzien dobry Polana Glodowka I need a drink.

The unbroken resolve of not looking at the camera is astonishing.

Arrived at the first Destination: Gäbendorfer See. It's hot. If you're looking for me, i'm taking a dip in the Lake.