Deadpool looms over at the aforementioned camera, pressing one measly finger on it. Eyes squinting via mask. `` I'm going to feed you this Chimichanga now. ``

`` ......Okay, who's bright idea was it to call somethin' The "Nintendo Switch 2"? That's so unoriginal! And stupid! Stupid, stupid, stupid!! S t u p i d !!! ``

`` I love men. No, I'm not gonna elaborate. ``

The most adorable mymelody pencil case?!

𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳 .ᐟ.ᐟ

𝘔𝘦 .ᐟ.ᐟ

𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵

𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘴

𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘴

𝘚𝘓𝘴

𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘸𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘴

𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴

"That's where you're wrong, my fellow regeneratin' friend. Because there /IS/ indeed someone there: the ✨viewers✨. But I 'spose you aren't as blursed as me besides the... similarities."

"Well, damn. You've beaten me in the unpredictable department — at least, to this degree. Levitating guns .. that'd make mercin' a whole lot easier .." He adjusted his throat. "Anyways, no screencaps at the moment, but .." Cue him casually pulling said guns out. "....Oh. Did they—"

"Varieties of guns. Guns of shapes and sizes, well-suited for my every need. I have like .. warehouses full of 'em, but don't tell anyone that." He said, patting both firearms held tightly in their holsters. "This is Bea & Betty."

He'd stare at his extended hand, in which he accepted. Shaking it. "Cool, cool. You got my name right .. lotta people think I'm somebody else for some reason."

"I've been better .. well, better-ish. You .ᐣ" He casually pulled said sword out. Ouch, that'll leave a mark.

I did not know that but that's dope.

// I plan to get a lot more active on here, that much is certain.

Scratchin' his ass while staring at the TL. Don't mind him.

"Jonathan .... I remember that lil scamp .ᐟ With his /cute/ but deadly energy." Tap, tap, tapping on the chin. "....." "You've been well, yes .ᐣ Didja do anythin' cool .ᐣ.ᐟ"

#𝘔𝘈𝘙𝘝𝘌𝘓𝘙𝘗 / #𝘔𝘝𝘙𝘗

"Looks like we're seein' an influx of twitter escapees over here.. can't really complain, but y'know. That's just how it is with Richy Mcrichpants."

(I'm still here. Fortunately.)

/Knew/ you were warming up to me. Aren't we just the best of friends .ᐣ Ehhhh, Webs .ᐣ

"Don't you worry, Webs .ᐟ It gets better from here .ᐟ"

"Sometimes I can be the sanest one in the room, sometimes not. It sort of blurs."

He's wiping down his swords as we speak.

The camera panned over to Deadpool, as he simply tilted his head for a brief moment, laying comfortably in his special, one-of-a-kind recliner. "So .." "Looks like this weekend is a lazy weekend for ol' pooly .. just me, myself and I .. with my thoughts .. yeah."

"Nah, I'm just ramblin' like a boss. Kinda my whole schtick, and... wait. Hold that thought." [[You ain't holding me, buster.]] "It's a figure of speech!"

"This is the part where I give a long-ass introduction about this and a little of that ..." He flipped the comic book laid against his hand, averting his gaze towards the 'camera' with a knowing grin. "And I might also unblue your sky, for the lols. Whatever comes first."

╔ #MARVELRP ╗ ╔ #MVRP ╗ ` In the beginning, God created Deadpool. And God looked upon his creation and he thought: 'what the @#$% did I just do?!'` ✱ Powered by #IMAGINATION

` The silence is $#?!ing killin' me. Imma just talk some more, 'kay?

` ` .....Is this thing on? Ahem. Ignore my earlier rant, I like to ramble like a boss.`` `

New Promo Art for DEADPOOL 3! 🤯

Glad I left Twitter.