“But her emails” was just another confession disguised as an accusation, it’s so incredibly obvious now.

Megyn Kelly said she thinks “there’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.

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Old enough to remember when raping children was a dealbreaker in politics.

by the time this is all over, we're going to find out that Epstein was in the Trump Files

Mike "Little" Johnson is facing a revolt of over 100 of his caucus switching to yes votes on the discharge petition. The dam broke. No reason to fight it. He is rumored to be bringing the Epstein files vote to the floor.

here's today's post: "‘nobody knows what magnets are,’ claims Preznit Fuckwit" — get ready for a shit-tsunami of stupid. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

here's today's post: "what the hell, Senate Democrats?" — you got played. how do you not see this? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

NO question… We have a fucking vile pedophile sitting his fat ass in our Oval Office.

here's today's post: "Republican conundrum: how much Nazi is the right amount of Nazi?" — are they the baddies? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Have you heard about these new things they invented to see if billionaires are made of cake? They’re called guillotines.

here's today's post: "what the fuck is wrong with this guy?" — Donny can't even pretend to care about helping. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

I can’t imagine what it’s got to feel like to be worth a trillion dollars and still be the biggest loser on the planet. It’s really quite an accomplishment.

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DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files Are Even Worse for Trump #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week. @wired.com #ICE www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...

Does anyone know what channel we can watch Alan Derscewitz “βlοш ніs вгаіиs οцт on live tv?” I’d even watch on pay per view to see that (alleged) pedo do it. He’ll probably say he was exaggerating and blah blah blah. Another campaign promise broken🤣🤣🤣

Anybody know when the Dick Cheney memorial gender neutral restroom opens, by which I mean his gravesite?

#ProudBlue #Pinks Don’t just think about it , Chuck, DO IT! The DonOLD showed his dementia and his total dishonesty. CBS has no credibility whatsoever anymore.

here's today's post: "Holy Mike Johnson: useless pantload or terminally-concussed shitwit?" — a day in the life of a shameless lying liar thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

I’m very sad that Dick Cheney died. I was hoping he’d face justice with the ICC.

Tonight I will celebrate the liberation of that poor baboon heart that has been keeping Dick Cheney alive.

So long daylight savings, hello seasonal depression!

Daylight savings time is over! Hooray! I can see seasonal depression on the horizon!

How come you don’t see any pregnant witches? Because of all the hollow-weeners!!!! I’ll show myself out.

here's today's post: "elderly fuckwit shits the bed in Asia" — it’s just one embarrassment after another. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

here's today's post: "happy 3rd birthday to us all!" — without you folks, I’d just be shouting into the wind. thanks for being a reader, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Appeasing a dictator never works.

My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation. Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

from today's post: do we even have a government any more? it's a legit question to ask, because Holy Mike Johnson has abdicated Congress' responsibility to keep a president in check, and made Donny Convict a de facto monarch. what the fuck? thanks for reading. link is here: bit.ly/4o8Fxbd

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card

Am I the only one who doesn’t care about the Crown Jewels being stolen? The jewels themselves were stolen before they were put into the jewelry. I hope they’re never recovered. Fug imperialism.

Every country has a powerful right wing that argue “if you tax the wealthy, they’ll leave” We need to start calling their bluff. We need to make it so the ultra wealthy either contribute enough to be a positive part of society, or be globally shunned and unable to extract further funds from us.

I’ve officially reached the age where I need a nap if I’m going to stay awake for the entire ballgame. Boy, oh boy, was it ever an exciting game. I’m here to see Donnie Baseball finally get a ring.

here's today's post: "none of this shit is popular" — and all of it is evil. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit melts down at reporter who dares question East Wing desecration" — ‘everyone has to love my vulgar dance hall!’ thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

here's today's post: "is this a photo of the East Wing, or Donny Convict’s brain? you be the judge" — meanwhile, the Dead Pedo Bestie Files coverup continues. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

here's today's post: "convicted felon vandalizes White House, because fuck you, that’s why" — how is this even happening? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

congratulations to the exactly zero Republicans standing up to denounce the desecration of the White House East Wing. take a victory lap, you gutless fucking cowards

I hate being a #Giants fan.

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: October 18 edition" — Eric fails, Donny wails, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

here's today's post: "shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer. his own press conferences put him to sleep." — scenes from another batshit presser thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

here's today's post: "double shocker! Donny’s brain is pudding and young Republicans are racist" — scenes from a batshit Tuesday. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

here's today's post: "Pete Kegstand shits a brick when Meal Team Six shows up in Chicago" — how fucking petty can one man be? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —