I’m sorry we invited King Chuckles to come speak on the US’ 250th birthday? That’s like inviting your ex to make a toast at your wedding #GH

2 minutes ABC, you couldn’t wait 2 goddamn minutes?! #GH

“Hey sorry I slut shamed your girlfriend the other day but could you do me a favor?” #GH

I spent a good part of my early years having maxillofacial surgery, unfortunately I know how Jordan feels #GH

Bruce?! #GhostsCBS

so is fruit smash like candy crush? #GhostsCBS

where are the shed ghosts? where's Nigel? #GhostsCBS

"what did Mark do to this man's kitchen?!" literally just gonna ask that lol #GhostsCBS

...who's putting nitrous in balloons you're supposed to use helium lol #GhostsCBS

I see Crash's body is back lol #GhostsCBS

lmao so does that mean Hetty owned more than just Woodstone? #GhostsCBS

is it time for Stephanie's yearly April appearance? #GhostsCBS

you'd think Mark would care more considering he's the one taking their money most of the time lol #GhostsCBS

At this point someone needs to hang some Christmas lights and paint some letters underneath #GH

I guess no one in this town knows Morse code #GH

I always thought Kristina said it was Ethan because she was afraid of what SONNY would do to Kiefer #GH

It’s probably just a ME thing but I don’t trust handing my phone off to a random stranger on the street lol I will take a horrible selfie instead #GH

I can’t, Willow trying to be intimidating is making me cringe #GH

“Ric is no Jason” yeah Ric’s face is too expressive #GH

“It’s unsettling, YOU’RE unsettling” 🤣 #GH

I love Tracy’s relationship with Ethan and Lulu 🥰 #GH

Dante: #GH

Dante's just like #GH

yep Ethan's up to something...who's he working for? #GH

"you lived here 2 years, what? a decade ago?" Ethan came to town in 2009 and left in 2012...so yeah kinda lol #GH

I've never seen a job interview for the mob before lol #GH

lmao what exactly is the interview process for joining the mob? #GH

Cody, Molly just wants the D lol #GH

*sigh* Willow #GH

So…was Willow forced into sex work at Dawn of Day? Because what does Jacinda’s previous employment have to do with a cult? #GH

Imagine a movie with Morgan Freeman and the narrator is Samuel L. Jackson

I feel bad for Jacinda, poor girl keeps getting shamed at every turn and she’s trying to turn her life around #GH

Mmhmm…Ethan’s in with Sidwell I bet #GH

I still want Nina’s purple couch #GH

And then her twin sister took her baby and used him to make Michael think his son was dead #GH

Yay for Molly! ☺️ #GH

I thought Kristina came out as bisexual? #GH

“Keep THIS person away from our children from now on” Michael: #GH

Sonny still has a restaurant? #GH

Ethan & Kristina together again (I feel like this would hit better if it were Lexi) #GH

How I read this: “who he be waiting for every day at noon?!” 😂 #GH