“I heard she once fired her cook for eating some of her food her COOK!” “He STOLE a rib roast!”

“I had no idea Tim was so sick” “you had no idea his name was Tim”

“Hey I am just showing you what’s been i don’t make this up” “I don’t care! Stop haunting me!” “Stop being so hauntable!” “Oh you skinny bitch!” “*gasp* did you say skinny?”

“What if you drop me?!” “That would suck for you it’s a long way down” “that’s my point” “let’s find out…oh relax I had you the whole time…don’t worry I can’t kill you…yet, I’m not done with you”

“Uh huh lets go another Christmas” “hey isn’t there any other night you can show me? There was a New Years in ‘95 that was really…” “oh right and that Arbor Day in ‘96 woo! They’re still talking! Sorry I just do Christmas”

“Who are you anyway?” “Who am I, exactly, who are any of us? I mean really, but I digress, hi, ghost of Christmas past”

“Family is an accident of birth” “that is so beautiful have you considered writing for Hallmark?”

“Your hotel is covered for the 2 nights of Christmas” “oh 🎶on the 2 nights of Christmas the diva gave to me…🎶 absolutely positively NOTHING”

“So how’s the family there Bob?” “My godson little Tom?” “Tim” “whatever”

Lmao “which prison do you prefer?” #GH

Yasss Tracy #GH

“While Michael and Josslyn glare at me” they’re literally not even paying attention to you #GH

Has no one considered just going to Drew’s house and taking everything back? #GH

“You’re going to help me find Valentin” #GH

Why are these people eating at what looks like an outdoor restaurant in winter? #GH

Tracy just found out Drew stole all their shit #GH

“𝘒𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥.”

“What am I supposed to do think of everything?! I brought the comb!” “Oh, great! You brought the comb! What did you bring a comb for?! You don't even have any hair!”

General Hospital star Genie Francis is speaking out after the passing of her longtime leading man, Anthony Geary, the Luke to her Laura.

You need super spy technology to figure out that’s Carly in a wig? #GH

Seriously why the delay in telling anyone that Drew stole all their shit and left Ned while he was having his heart attack? #GH

“And I’m stuck here with…you” bitch you wanna go back to the shed? #GH

Okay but seriously if this is their way of subtly chem testing a possible Valentin/Carly pairing…please don’t #GH

Valentin going through Carly’s cabinets like a feral raccoon #GH

“You are not wearing those shoes to court” seriously dude those shoes are one step above Nike slides #GH

She’s baaaaack #GH

RIP to the icon that was Tony Geary who made Luke Spencer the legend he was 😔🕊️🤍 #GH

Losing Rob Reiner and Tony Geary on the same day…

NOOOOOO not Luke 🥺

Oh Curtis…welcome to American politics…all congress people do that! #GH

Trina’s gonna bump into Willow at the hospital and Willow’s phone will ring and Trina will hear “twinkle twinkle little star” and Trina will realize that Willow was the shooter…this probably won’t happen but it should #GH

So predictable that they’d make Willow the shooter, couldn’t think out of the box for once and have Scout do it? #GH

Wow…that’s one state of the art traffic cam #GH

Michael and Jacinda tag teaming Nina is my favorite song #GH

“Please take as much time as you need to finish having sex in my office!” Michael: #GH

who's getting possessed this year? #GhostsCBS

always here for Thor's one sided beef with Alberta's hat lol #GhostsCBS

ohhhhhhhhh so THAT'S where her hat came from #GhostsCBS

Pete is a FREAK lmao #GhostsCBS

so...she killed the dummy? lmao #GhostsCBS

jesus Bela lmao #GhostsCBS

oh no Todd's trying to replace Pete as Jay's bro lol #GhostsCBS

"why won't this man live above ground?" 😂 #GhostsCBS

Finn can't understand why she would be ashamed of killing someone lmao #GhostsCBS

Thorfinn Holmes #GhostsCBS

oh that's right she DID mention that her name wasn't really Alberta Haynes #GhostsCBS

Alberta out here straight up whacking people lol #GhostsCBS

How does Drew, a sitting congressman not have cameras on or around his house? #GH