He will last until 11:59 PM December 31, 2034 out of sheer spite for the fans.

Keep going: 🚊 What is “regional rail”? open.substack.com/pub/starline... 🚊 How do “CrossTowners” work? open.substack.com/pub/starline...? 🚊 What current projects can CrossTowners support? open.substack.com/pub/starline... 🚊 How can we realistically implement it? open.substack.com/pub/starline...

Beat the pump, #BuildTheTunnel

While we are here may we also condense all the current parking lots into two locations (in blue in my original scenario; modified for this one) and covering the Dan Ryan to fuse Armour Square and Bronzeville and increase the stadium’s footprint. Old Bridgeport would have no issue of course (ducks)

Not everyone who jumps a turnstile causes problems on the system, but those antisocial behaviors often begin by jumping the turnstile. Given the current state of the 'L' network, Chicago should be looking into modernizing our fare controls.

Deck the Dan Ryan:

Chicago shouldn’t be proud to host the Bears, the Bears should be proud to be from Chicago

We can mitigate trade-offs I swear, we just need ANOTHER impact study.

Me in my first time homeowner zeal if I had to give out 234 full size candy bars:

A tunnel to build…

As an elder Millennial, no, I am not sorry

Maybe Caleb should’ve listened to his dad on draft day…..

Not me having just moved to 5 minutes away from the Lombard station:

Missed opportunity could’ve gone with Pope Peter Francis (Geraci) I

Bump @soxmachine.com/ @josh.soxmachine.com

@josh.soxmachine.com: ‘Twins fan are really upset’ @soxmachine.com: ‘oh no………no’ Pure Gold

But paired with telling him that the East Palestine crash was actually caused by DEI so he goes after Freight Rail and improves both frequency/reliability.

Mumen Rider from ‘One Punch Man’

@southsidezo.bsky.social to @jayzawaski.bsky.social every 10 minutes during a home Hawks game. ‘Yo cuz why aren’t you live streaming the game rn?!?!?!?’

@missycarroll.bsky.social since I abandoned the Bird App am I required to change my profile picture to something cringe like this? (Asking the only ‘legitimate’ influencer I know)

Maybe they have STRONG feelings towards roller skating....(ducks from thrown skate)