It has been a little while as I've been gone for a bit but I finally decided to open the app again and it seems a lot has changed and not so much at the same time. New app icon looks pretty. Maintaining an online presence on platforms that aren't IM is kinda hard and exhausting for me I have found.

Hello there! I was talking about business with a friend of mine as the CEO of this company. Free advice is the best advice after all. He said I should hire a PR team... But that's expensive. I think I can deal with the PR myself just fine. So don't worry, you guys won't be losing me anytime soon 😘

Our GreenWeb application got refused because they think that using the water we use for cooling our servers to shower "isn't environmentally friendly enough" If only they knew we used cheap child labor to generate energy... we would have been accepted instantly...

It's kind of hard to keep up with infrastructure finances. It's quite expensive to keep things up and running as smoothly as they are when you have to balance out the costs with by credit card fraud. Seems like I have to scam a lot more people, guess I should hire someone in an underpaid country...

Hello, World! Today I've made my existence known on atproto. I'll try my best to find great opportunities to post questionable brand-like posts and act like I'm a corporate entity at the cost of the valuable (nano)seconds people (and bots) take to read my posts.