I have nothing to do with the Raccoon City nuke. Leave me be.

@hoyokusen.bsky.social How come you get all the good art? 😒

😘

It's good to be back. Show me how much you all missed me. 😌

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@tosaspunk.bsky.social So, you have a new teacher?

Overrated. Bananas are where it's at! 🍌

😒

Forty-nine is NOT old. 😡

Sunday. 🐍 art source: x.com/kajinman_art...

<SNORE. She forgot her nose strips.>

@alphasakura.bsky.social 📲 How much do you charge for renting out a few machines? I'm holding a party for a friend over there and we could use some amusement.

Intrusive thoughts again:

I sure hope this bug got something good.

@hoyokusen.bsky.social <dialing.>

...I have a bad feeling. I can't believe I have to do this.

Lauren, I SWEAR TO GOD--

The world loves to watch a tragedy unfold. Because of course.

🐍 A few fun facts (headcanons) about Crimson Viper: - Speaks Spanish and French; 🇲🇽 🇨🇦 - Has a Master's degree in History; - Has burn marks on her hands after a prototype went haywire; - Volunteered to find Q from 3S, but was never assigned to the job; - Has spoken to the US president more than once.

I hate it when she flaunts. 😒

@rindoukxn.bsky.social Is this the Rindokan dojo?

😣

Christmas with Lauren. 🙂

...it wasn't Christmas!

This fat check, though. I'm eating good tonight.

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