The Grand Old Duke of York He had twelve million quid He gave it to someone he’d never met For something he never did — Youtube comments section

Can we lock up Ruby Franke and Lori Vallow Daybed in the same cell? Mormon Mom Monsters.

Nancy Mace is an entitled asshole. If she treats everyone at the airport like this, they shouldn’t give her special treatment. apple.news/Aq-1hfHsTSMC...

Cartoon credit ~ @slyngstad.bsky.social

I’m wondering if Kash Patel’s girlfriend is a foreign asset. Wouldn’t surprise me if she were.

I really hope Apple buys Warner Bros. It would be great to get their fantastic library on Apple TV.

And why the hell hasn’t BlueSky added a landscape version of their app for the iPad? I want to use my keyboard And have the same experience as the web. But they keep this stupid strip at the top to tell me to open the worthless app.

Apple TimeMachine is TERRIBLE software. I really wish Apple would replace it with something that is actually reliable and isn’t glacially slow. Most of the time when I’ve had to rely on TimeMachine backups to restore, they’ve failed. I’ve had to create them over from scratch

MAGA Mike Johnson is tired from working overtime. At what? Hiding the Epstein files? The House has been out of session for over a month. What does he have to do?

One phrase I never want to hear from anyone who has done something bad: “To me, that’s not who I am."

In addition to being a sex pest, Andrew Cuomo is racist as fuck. Go away, Andrew and fuck all the way off, and never return to polite society. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxQI...

The only issue I have with Apple’s Liquid Glass UI is they still have forgotten that humans sort their visual memory by position, shape, and color. It’s the last part where Apple always fails. Look at the sidebar of any Finder window. No colors to differentiate one icon from another.

I miss Entenmann’s danish coffee cakes. Why don’t the sell those anymore?

Apple should allow recording video on iPhone after a reboot without entering a PIN. I know Apple has long given up it’s hippy past to suck Trump’s MAGA cock, but I think you should be able to record with your phone without risking someone taking it and unlocking it with your face at a protest.

So is the reason Donald Trump felt free to destroy the East Wing and thus the First Lady’s offices is because Melania had no intention of using them anyway?

Since Donald Trump destroyed the East Wing of the White House illegally, without a permit, there needs to be a stiff penalty. I’m not talking about money since it won’t be his anyway. They should put a moratorium on any building at all at the White House for the remainder of Trump’s term.

I wish this country could go a week without thinking about Donald Trump’s balls.

How long until Trump blames the destruction of the White House on ANTIFA?

It cracks me up that a Trump Nazi had his Nazi Mommy go scold members of congress into voting for him and stop saying mean things about him. Now, I’m not saying she’s a Nazi, but she appears to be a Mommy of a Nazi-appreciative MAGA goon.

I knew that if Trump were re-elected that he would do terrible things and that it would get bad. I hadn’t anticipated how terrible the things Trump would do would be nor how bad things would get. I had “Tear Down Democracy” but didn’t have “Tear Down The White House”.

@ralphsgrocery.bsky.social I've noticed something in one of your parking lots. It’s a device with a tall mast and security cameras. Is Ralphs helping ICE kidnap people by collecting surveillance data for them?

I’ll bet the NYTimesPitchBot wishes it had thought to that. Brilliant. And awful of course.

If MAGA ICE Goons were required to always have Body Cams on, they would know whether the ICE Goon shot their subject AND a US Marshall while using his service weapon as a fucking hammer to break a window of a car. We’d also know if they were lying (always are) when the claim their subject hit them.

Speaker of the House MAGA Mike Johnson is a protector of Pedophiles every day for the last few months. He’s protecting the Trumpstein PedoFiles.

So Trump talked to Putin and Putin put Trump back inline as his lap dog. Trump then tried to dictate capitulation to Ukraine. Trump, at Putin’s behest, is hanging Ukraine out to dry. The United States has no honor.

My favorite detail is how the idiot ICE moron was smashing a window with his service weapon. Is THAT how he fucking shot the Marshal?! www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Hey YOUTUBE Content makers: If you put an arrow pointing at something random in your thumbnail image, I’m not watching. If you just add the word “WEIRD” I’m not watching. If you promise one thing but then don’t deliver it within the first 45 seconds, I’m not watching you again.

@schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov Can you tell me why ICE would need “guided missile warheads and explosive components”?! Why does ICE need weapons of war? Who are they planning to use explosives and missiles against? popular.info/p/ice-boosts...

What is the point of an automated message that says “we apologize”. This isn’t an apology. An apology is meant. It’s felt. An algorithm can’t apologize because it doesn’t mean anything. I wish companies wouldn’t bother with hollow apologies that mean fuck all.

So I placed an order on Amazon and they refuse to tell me when or if I will get my package. They also are hiding all the methods by which a customer can contact a human being at Amazon. This is such shitty customer service. #FUCKAMAZON

So my Amazon Prime package was supposed to be delivered last night but today its still not scheduled for delivery. Why? AWS?

Seems like tech companies need to diversify beyond AWS.

Amazon Prime is a fucking SCAM when you pad your order in order to get same day delivery and then they do THIS shit:

The US Military has shown it does not give a flying fuck about civilians in California. Shameful.

@padilla.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov I hope you hold hearings to hold accountable the dipshits that approved this. Why the FUCK is the US Military firing weapons over US civilians in California. What the fuck did we do to deserve that? abcnews.go.com/US/marine-co...

People who chose to work for Trump are kinda screwed once he gets them to do ONE illegal thing because he then has leverage: do everything I say or Pam will have you prosecuted.

@msnbc.com You should get Rev Al off the air and put @stephruhle.bsky.social and @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social back on the air with their coverage of #NOKINGS as it is clearly the most important story of the day. The blather Tawana Brawley victimizer Rev. Al Sharpton is covering could go any other day.

EVERY FUCKING TIME I go to CNN, they’re playing commercials. Except one time when I see Smerconish letting Eric Trump masturbate on air.

FUCK @smerconish.bsky.social and @cnn.com for featuring Eric Trump rather than #NOKINGS. Seriously, fuck you and your MAGA overlords.

Why is @CNN covering #NoKings so fucking poorly?

Oxnard Police are worthless if they don’t charge this ICE agent with assault with a deadly weapon. How are they authorized by law to ram their vehicles into people. They don’t even have blue flashing lights on their cars. They aren’t supposed to do stops like that.

Fuck the Royal Family for helping to cover up their Pedophile Prince.

I’m loving the theatrical references in #Elsbeth. Lichtenburg from Call Me Madam and “My right arm is complete again!” from Sweeney Todd.

When MAGA extremist Rethiglicans like Marjorie Taylor Greene start to moderate their extremism, it’s a sure sign they’re planning on running for President.

Apple is a very customer unfriendly company. I asked them how long it would take to replace my battery under Apple care and whether or not they do it in store and they would not tell me unless I brought it in for them to inspect. Apple wants an excuse not to do it.

So CRMBL was started by Mormons? All the more reason I won’t buy their overpriced products. The Mormon Church tried to steal marriages like mine. And its still a homophobic institution that treats their LGBTQ friends and family poorly.

Bryan Cranston is fucking hilarious in The Studio.

FUCK @wgntv.com for disowning their employee Debbie Brockman. You weasel dicks are afraid of the fascist owners at NEXTAR.

Scott Bessent ought to be impeached for vowing to go after Trump’s political opponents. Ridiculous. He’ll try to stop ActBlue from being able to act as a clearinghouse for Democratic donations. They have WinRed. ActBlue predates WinRed by 15 years. It took Republicans that long to catch up.

public. Someone saw something in the background of video by a Republican staffer. Now his boss, Rep. Dave Taylor (R-Ohio) wants us to believe it was “foul play” rather than admit he has Nazis working for him. apple.news/AxwNeIgZbSMy...