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by the age of 30 every woman should have: - several crystals - sexual trauma - The Heft - a pair of fingerless gloves - 1 or 14 copies of The Communist Manifesto - regular trauma - at least one metaphysically impossible kink - kleptomania

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[IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING BREAD PARTY 2026] We look forward to working with WSF for our 5th Anniversary project. Look forward to more information about this event toward the end of March!

Fraw: Captain... Kai is requesting permission to, and I quote, "Superman that ho" Bright, sighing: Permission granted Fraw: Guncannon cleared to superman that ho. Kai's voice and the guncannon engine clipping the comms mic: YOUUUUUUUUUU‼️

"And now that I'm on my own, I know I'm never truly alone." I have had the absolute honor to work on the OFFICIAL SynthV release of @panranger.bsky.social's song "I Want To Die Like A Gamera House Girl"! Please give it a listen! #kaigaiidol #panranger #synthv #synthesizerv

I had the honor of working with Jace to create the official SynthV release of I Want To Die Like A Gamera House Girl! Jace is the absolute GOAT and one of my good friends. Shout out to the great Starwalker-P. Please come check it out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbg1...

2025 was a fuck of a year and 2026 is already turning out so much better I am going to fucking thrive this year

who out here fuckin' robots

🧡WANTED A CHEKI FROM BREAD PARTY?🧡 I have cheki of me in my birthday outfit available for purchase on my store! The ordering period for this ends on Monday March 17 and ship 1-2 weeks after. This outfit is super cute and we ship worldwide so please come grab a bunch !! 🥺 ko-fi.com/s/538c7a8a83

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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 🎉 1•29•2025

💙GUARDIAN’S 1st ANNIVERSARY💙 Today marks the 1st anniversary since my first original song GUARDIAN released! I’ve learned a lot and improved a lot in this past year. To celebrate, I uploaded the full CD rip on my YouTube! Enjoy! youtu.be/_mbxOE0UNRs

Man do I have to post here im scared

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