Changing the background on all my iMessage chats w my friends to strange things hbu?

Is it insane to hire a task rabbit to come remove a HUGE BUG

Not the JEFF PROBST SPOILER in the middle of survivor season 50 finale 🫠🫠🫠

Thank you for the return stickers @yanzlow.bsky.social !!! I love the Mind one you made. It’s my favorite of the “newer” songs and I’ve been trying to learn more of the lyrics so I immediately clocked it.

I would die for this creature 🥹

Today I am Pissed ™

Some very cute pictures of my very cute dog, Poppy, from the last few days

I have beef with merch designers who put the band name on the back of a hoodie UNDER the hood. Like 99% of the time the hood is not on my head. How ever will people know I’m wearing phish sphere merch?!

Podcast branded condoms….. I absolutely cannot with that fan base lol 🫠

Jim Pollock said my sticker design was “fucking awesome” 🥰

Phish needed to play meatstick tonight after the heavy glizzymaxxing visuals they’ve done each weekend

Kuroda visuals for an entire show next sphere run plz????

Been chasing Farmhouse for 12 years 😭

Does anyone else find the repetition of visuals from each weekend of Sphere a bit un-phish-like? No complaints here but surprised nonetheless

This is the first phish show I’ve missed since before Hampton 🙃 17 show consecutive streak ends today

Didn’t think I’d have fomo for weekend 3 after doing the first 2 weekends and being absolutely obliterated tired buT I HAVE SPHERE FOMO

This woman sitting across from me in the airport is sounding like a human ash tray while saying she “refused to put that crap in her body” in reference to the Covid vaccine lol

46 Days opener for my 46th show 🫡

Paid a visit to Vanderpump Rules history last night

A winning hand ⭕️🎸🐠 Here is my sticker design for Phish Sphere! Find me weekend one AND two to snag some (or DM me and we can arrange a meet)

Locked in for Phish Mexico 2027 🫡 it was too fun to pass up I think I have to go every year now

Just finished this book and what the FUCK❤️‍🩹😭

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

Can’t tell if too much L or not nearly enough L

Goose is giving me the ick

Oh my godddddd Project Hail Mary was incredible

10 DAYS TIL I TOUCH DOWN IN VEGAS⭕️🍾🃏🔮

Dave Schools from Panic walked through my video for work and made it unusable today lol

I’m obsessed with Sweetgreen I literally can’t stop ordering Sweetgreen

How is she real????

One month until I see Phish again and go to Vegas for the first time 🥲

Revisiting this for the first time since it happened and I went to literal war with a really really really strong gel t*b 🥴 There was my brain before this day, and my brain after this day…. they are two very different brains

I love when people who don’t like phish anymore start hating on them publicly as if their whole personality didn’t revolve around the band less than 5 years ago lol🥴

Put on Hamnet and see Taylor Swift’s ex boyfriend in it within the first 10 mins???? Hello????? I have truly never seen yogurt boy in a single role ever despite him being an “actor”

Bro is gonna be mayor for 9 terms

Happy Heated Rivalry day to the US !!!

Me and my orange blob 🥲

Last night I had a dream that Venus from the new Vanderpump Rules was dancing on stage during a Phish show and he tripped over a cord which fucked up the sound in the whole venue

Nothing is more annoying that girls who have kids and make it their whole personality. Sorry but if I ever have a kid and do that, take me outside and end it

Hello ?? @phish.com

The Cabaret episode of Schitt’s Creek makes me cry every time anyone else???

She’s literally a perfect being

BUNNY BOWLLLLLL🔥🔥👏🏻👏🏻

In true dingus fashion, I left my phish mexico poster at a mystery location in the Cancún airport 😭😭😭😭

Last day in Mexico 💔

Not the worst place for re-entry

It’s day 6 in mexico, there’s no more phish shows, I started my period, and I miss my dog 😭

Helllooooo Mexico!!!!

what is he planning

In 12 hours I’ll be on a plane to Cancun 😮‍💨🎉🐠⭕️