i think it would be beautiful if ppl found my weird idiosyncrasies hot. yes i piss every 25 munutes. wanna watch?

low key need to have a cute cuddle and nap with oomfs but in a sexually charged and perverse new way

always thinking about how soft i am and how someone should be feeling it up rlly...

god gives his hardest battles to his gayest dogboys

oh my god im finally home uhhghhghh collapses onto your middle

this was a little embarrassing to post but I can't act like it's not something i think about all the time. which im making more obvious by posting about it again

i hope whenever u fart u think of me 🫡

i wonder what it says about me that like 75% of the posts i make on social media are about wanting to get fucked

perenially need to have someone be soooo obsessed with me and use me to fulfill all their weird and not-weird sexual desires i think

sometimes when im in that pre-bed happy and really gay mood i log into this account and i dont actually post anything and go to sleep

tummy feels weird can someone rub it Now

im thinking about this 300% of the time but i'm thinking about it 300% harder than usual

oh i need someone to be so insanely ridiculously gay to me right the fuuuck now my goodness

bored at work i need to go home and think deeply about tummy

man it's crazy how the dream i had this afternoon fucked me up so much (/pos??)

realizing i think i have a kink or something adjacent to it just for dudes sitting on my lap

drunk can someone come fuck me NOWWWWW

we as a society need to be brainstorming ways we can make out with quilldogs until they're on the verge of passing out

kind of need to be Used for a Hot Guy's Sexual Wants and Needs rn if im being honest

im like what if there was a boy that you should fuck

why are all my friends so cool and hot and not making out with me

im like if a dog was so gay lol :)

lrt is how i need to be all the time

i ❤️ cute gay guys

i think i do need people to think im like, insanely hot though. which is sometimes a pretty tough ask but still. kind of need ppl to want to do crazy self-indulgent stuff to me because of how hot i am > guy who is a fat poindexter ass nerd who belches once a minute and doesn't exercise (hot asf)

im like weird and i think id like it a lot if more people were like. Really into me idk. i can't really word it in a way i find satisfying. i think more beloved friends should be weird and perverted about me more maybe

i think maybe it would be a nice feeling if someone had a crush on me but i guess idk. that would probably just overcomplicate things but i think the idea of it's a nice thought or whatever

i need boy kisses 🥹 or I'll DIE!

i guess what i was thinking about was how when i like someone im close to a lot i want to know as much about them as possible, all of the granular details, and i dont know anyone else who thinks that way so it kind of makes me feel kinda isolated and a bit creepy

typed and untyped a Weird Brain Thoughts post like 100 times and realized i couldn't word it in a way that i found satisfying. instead, who wanna sit in my lap and let me wrap my arms around them or like who wanna make out feverishly or something. i think those are better options

still gaaaaaay can someone be lecherous at me rlly quick thanks

i might lowkey be a little bit touch starved who want to save me tap like for yes comment for no dm for nudes Put a Black Heart if You Want Me to Die!

need to rub and kiss boy tummy or i might not friggin even make it basically

how obvious do i make it that im like the world's gayest and most fail boy

i don't think i was gay enough today. but the beautiy of live is that there is Always tomrow. thimk about it

i had a couple of drinks (obviously) and the (obvious) insane hotness of my friends is now creeping back into my brain like a cool and awesome fungus

nevermind. need dick or pussy or like ass in my face or lap now or something

shockingly Not Horny today. i dont even have a valentines related weird gay dog post in me

i need to get gayer with all my friends i reckon

having sexual tension with friends is fun until it becomes tense because i have no idea how to act upon it

i had a few days where i wasn't horny a couple weeks ago and that has been massively turned on its head i guess

no one did this by the way. im looking at everyone differently and holding a grudge

yes im still plugging this server, sorry! i forget if i ever said this but my new years resolution is to actually talk to new people and make new friends in this community cuz i kind of feel like an arbiter? i wanna change that big time

im sooo gay i need to cuddle or i might die

i think i had a dream last night that someone told me they had been losing weight and i think i got so upset i woke up. i might need therapy of a kind

had a dream that me an a friend ate like so much mcdonalds that we had round guts and there was a fullness meter that went hl and down and then after we left i saw a mcdonalds rewind on my phone that told me something like "you made australian shepherd bellies full twice"

gods #1 weird boy fan

bloated tummies (falls down the stairs and dies)

need to get every artist i like to draw doggy eating a big fucking evil burger it's kind of lovely to me

if i post enough about how bad i need to cuddle with cute gay men friends eventually one of them will materialize in my lap right. isn't that how it works i read that somewhere