had a dream that me an a friend ate like so much mcdonalds that we had round guts and there was a fullness meter that went hl and down and then after we left i saw a mcdonalds rewind on my phone that told me something like "you made australian shepherd bellies full twice"

gods #1 weird boy fan

bloated tummies (falls down the stairs and dies)

need to get every artist i like to draw doggy eating a big fucking evil burger it's kind of lovely to me

if i post enough about how bad i need to cuddle with cute gay men friends eventually one of them will materialize in my lap right. isn't that how it works i read that somewhere

need to cuddle with cute pretty hot nice friends men beauty handsome pretty lovely soft nice activity fantastic delight yesh

dude. people gaining weight is my special interest. that's fucked up. some people like thinking about like characters from shows they're really interested in. my blorbo is genuinely and truly the concept of eating a bunch of food and putting on weight. fuck

i think that the idea of someone gaining weight is really comforting to me. it's still majority a kink thing and the thought of it makes me feel Silly but also i do just find it nice to think about. it's like, subconsciously for me the ultimate act of kindness towards urself. idk!!!

haven't really been horny recently ! very weird.

when are all hot men getting fatter i hope it's soon

fat guys omg omg omg gimme kiss

grouchy and pissed orf. can someone do scary self-indulgent sexual shit to me pronto

i think this is because i really really really like it when someone wants to Do something with/to me. need a bad bitch to Take Action and Make up my mind for me about what weird sex i should be thinking about/having

everyone show me tummy pictures of them immediately post thanksgiving thanks thank you thank you! thanks you

it's funny how i'm into like every kink ever made and yet most of my posts are just "pretty boys should like me"

the word pervert is so fucking good like yes bitch i love weird sex

ive been so 😍🥹 these last few days i wonder why

still pissed ive nowhere to post Tummy pics

can someone make out with me Please Please actually please omg

join my discord boy

got too gay. overloaded

i should get gayer

hot guys who stink in any reasonably conceivable way

dude. guys lying on top of me and belching in my face!

im like if a dog was a pillow

they just voted me gods #1 "hot men eating too much and getting noticeably fatter or having a ballgut" pervert please clap for me

kinda bored. can someone get obese really quick?

less drunk today = less horny today

im always saying this but they fucked up by making me as gay as i am and putting me multiple thousands of miles away from the only ppl i wanna have sex with

i can tell ive had too much alcol when i'm acting like a TOTAL unabashed faggot. which i am now

elliot my biggest fan as always. love that foxboy he always likes my evile posts

just realized i tend to make another post everytime someone liked one of my posts. this is because im a total attention whore

everyone looks good with a belly and if you have a belly you should have a bigger belly and if you have a bigger belly you should have a bigger belly (continues exponentially forever)

get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter ge

i wonder why i get such a deep level of satisfaction from talking about sexual stuff with friends. im gods number one weird sex things discusser

insurmountable cute boy tummy need

they casted a spell on me that made me the gayest fucking dog on the planet for the last few days

im SO GAY!!!

oh i hope someone comes fucks me!

as always, need someone to belch in my face BADLY!!!

feel rlly gay today i think i should get topped rlly hard

i just think hot boys should put their tongue in my mouth every second they can. sighing so dreamily about beautiful men who want me so bad

🥹 i never don't need to be used as a mattress really

still feel tipsy and i rly just think someone should shove me up their ass asap. please !! !!

i'm drunk and being a total fag, for those it may concern (you, most likely)

need to take hits off an oomfies sweaty ass like it's an oxygen mask

> you find the AD of someone who's fursona design you really liked on their sfw > you and them share 0 kinks

standing by this one so firmly

need earthshattering makeout session with a hot boy nowwwww

need to pavlov people into having fart kinks (oral when u rip ass) (idk what this one is sorry)