Every time lately that I've seen a book cover and thought "is this chatgpt'd or do I have AI witchhunt goggles on?", I've popped over to audible to see a "virtual voice" audiobook 🤢🤮

I'm now the bad guy because I don't want to go out with my family for supper, when (a) I'm still exhausted from working late most days this week and just want to rest and (b) they want to go to a seafood restaurant. I don't eat fish/seafood and never have in all of my 37 years.

Urg. 1. I've never been married 2. Wouldn't be a Mrs even if I was 3. If you want to be pretentious and use titles, it's Dr

Ok, Hudson, I hear you, but let's first see if my library will buy a copy

I love listening to my mother describe an extremely weird and obsessive thing I did as a child and thinking, "and as a teacher, you never thought that was one of many signs that might have warranted further investigation?"

My temu ads have lead me to weird places 😂

Bought a new shirt, I'm a Real Man now

I love regional memes/microtrends, because my entire feed across platforms for the past 24h is "kyk nou wat doen 'n blazer" while that will mean absolutely nothing to 99% of my online friends

5 days after the storm hit, I FINALLY HAVE FULLY RESTORED POWER IN MY HOUSE FUCK YEAH

Always fun dealing with a big middle aged white man whose only shtick is using his "wealth" to justify why he's important, when unfortunately for him, I'm a Sapphic In STEM and have never been impressed by a man once in my life

Just heard a loud bang and our power went out. Yay for winter storms 😩

Somebody free me please 🥲

Rainy day. My mom and I are sitting in the living room with the heater on, with big glasses of red wine, and binoculars to keep an eye on the bird feeders. I think I'm officially old now 🤣

Wild Saturday night plans of this plus my kindle

post your warning sign

I had to speak for 1.5h this evening on clinical trials and I am so out of practice teaching/presenting, that was way too much talking, I'm exhausted 😭😭😭

My toxic trait is doing this on meetings when they start talking about AI

I need to know the context for why YouTube decided this needed to be on my front page today after 16 years...

More men in makeup, please, this is hot

Threads is a crazy place but someone pointed out Connor is dressed as a loon and...

I need it to be Hudson's turn now, please, some of us are in GMT+2 and need to get up for work in 5 hours 😭

Who here is a one-book-at-a-time reader and who is on Team Chaos?

Maybe it's because I'm south african but I don't understand being mad at rachel about this, we also will call our favourite people stupid idiots to their face with love

April reading wrap up

Left my house more than once this week, everybody cheer (before I hibernate for the rest of the long weekend 😂)

Accidentally preordered both the ebook and audiobook, so I better enjoy this one 🤣😂🙃 but yay, new KJ Charles Book Day!

Mornin'

Time to finally watch Project Hail Mary! (with my mom and maybe 2 strangers lol, gotta love a midweek matinee)

Made it with 1 hour remaining, phew! Being a library user as a mood reader is not always easy 🤣

Quick break to get dinner started, I'm gonna make it, I think!

Back home, time to lock in (Yes, I procrastinated reading my library book by going to the library to pick up more books. My logic is flawless 😂)

Library book haul. Also dropped off a large bag of not-gonna-read-agains for their donation drive.

Ok, let's see if I can do this in time...

Monday

So, my library just got a copy of this...

most recent meme describes your mental state

Aaaah this is so cool!! science.nasa.gov/specials/you...

This morning I've gotten 3 whatsapp messages, 2 emails, and 1 old-fashioned sms to let me know that my amazon package (singular) is out for delivery. Consider me notified, jeesh.

thin crust. bacon avo & feta

oh god we're doing AI-generated madlibs as an icebreaker, kill me now

Got photobombed

Probably have crossed the line into "too long"

Catching up on different perspectives from the Hermitcraft charity weekend and finally found my donation tag on Zed's POV! I think Bdubs put me on the wall 😅

I love waking up after <3h sleep feeling like I'm being stabbed in an ovary 😩😡

Now to figure out if I should try go to bed at 5am or push through until a midafternoon nap 🤔

ok, I had a 90 minute nap, woke up just in time to see the service module detach. ready to see my Emotional Support Astronauts return home

i mathed wrong and it turns out that splashdown is at 2am for me instead of midnight and i'm tired enough that i'm now scared i won't be awake for it 😭

booo i had to do it myself (but i'm being very brave about it)

can someone come do my work for me please, i'm tired and my head hurts

Don't move! 🖍🌏