Just been asked the standard question. “So how long is this football on for?” 5 weeks dearest !

Think of how you used to be buzzing in the lead up to a World Cup. It’s now just an over bloated political cash cow passed around the worst regimes in modern history. Check the last three hosts if you want proof.

Nope can’t see Arsenal on there.

Arsenal found out again in a final, just like the league cup. An absolutely woeful team to watch, and to see that toothy cunt miss the penalty is priceless 🇫🇷

If you’re just about coming to terms with the farewells from Sunday I suggest you avoid the video City have releasesd today with Pep. Oh my god 😢

What a tune by The Doves here.

Rooney and Shearer like the two old moaning geezers on the muppets. Pair of joyless pricks.

Feel so sorry for West Ham however it has to be noted they had several chances to create history with a once in a lifetime opportunity to relegate Spurs and fucked it.

What a wonderful day. The club really do these occasions very well. Thanks for everything Pep 🩵

Another video released with John Stones crying in it. What are you doing to us City ?

Given that I’m barely over David Silva leaving Sunday is going to like watching The Champ on loop

Wonder if the prince of wales will be sampling the delights of Nevizade street later?

Noel Gallagher missing another City equaliser.

City never gave up tonight, clearly knackered after the cup final. All in all it’s been a very decent season.

Made such a fuss about getting tickets and then cant be arsed even staying to applaud rheir lads.

Not a foul apparently

All year long arsenal have done worse than that and got away with it. It’s a scandalous call.

Can’t see me lasting 90 minutes with this game regardless of how it’s going but come on West Ham 🩵💜

Yet another week of Haaland being thrown to the ground and a ref letting it happen. It’s so far beyond a joke now it’s untrue .

Well done Manchester apart from anyone who voted The Faragers

Well done City ladies 👏👏👏🩵

We’ve had our obvious run ins with Spurs over the years but you have to admire this level of pettiness. 👏👏

We haven’t defended like that in weeks. Rodri was a huge miss tonight.

Why have Sky got that cheating fuckerThierry Henry on sky for the City game. Never forgotten!

Joe Hart’s rallying cry on Match of the Day

Isn’t tonight’s Southampton match important? Not much point giving out at City fans when you can’t be arsed turning up at home games.

Pep watching Stockport tonight he’s a proper Bert 🩵

Arsenal ‘only’ win 1-0 can’t wait to hear their win being downgraded (it won’t be)

There’s bound to nervy games from now on in. They don’t give leagues away for free. Up the blues 🩵

Haaland gets assaulted for 90 minutes and ends up with a yellow card. Work that one out.

Hopefully McManaman gets binned off now Madrid are out, the overfamiliar, pointy cunt.

Shame about Madrid though.

Pass of the afternoon by Khusanov ignored by Gary Neville as he’s too busy rambling on with himself

Go get ‘em City

Good job Arsenal pulled all them lads out of international matches last week

If this country had any bollocks they’d stop the kings state visit to America. Unfortunately they haven’t and the good old taxpayer will foot the bill.

RIP James Stannage, essential listening of the late 80s early 90s. Proof again of how far standards have slipped in broadcasting nowadays.

Yes lads, it’s still blue 🩵

Football wins 🩵🏆

We are going to get a lot of enjoyment out of watching Khusanov in the coming years, he’s an absolute monster of a player.

The best things in life are free spring is almost here. 🙏

Grim. What a bizarre team selection.

Mick Lynch as usual hitting the nail on the head. 👏👏

Pep is box office, no wonder people are trying to convince us all that he’s fed up. He’s doing 5 more years.

Only hit both arms there. No pen

That’s it ref check on the player who committed the foul 👍

Looks like us old Berts that remember 1981 and that fucker Ricky Villa running round Wembley might finally be getting some closure.

Haaland will need to lose a limb before he gets a sniff of a penalty ever again.

You can always rely on Sky to talk down a City victory