Cashman & Boone at every end of year press conference when they have to admit they've been lying about injuries for 6 months.

I'm gonna think of that Austin Wells first pitch fly out randomly for the rest of my life the way I occasionally still think about that time Didi missed a 3 run HR off Cole in Game 3 of the 2019 ALCS by about 4 inches. Why? Because what the hell else am I gonna do?

The annual double whammy of the Yankees getting knocked out of the playoffs and the sports world simultaneously rejoicing at their demise as if they are a constant champion needing to be dethroned is probably my least favorite 24 hours on social media.

Can’t believe Aaron Boone gave up 13 runs today smh.

Clayton Kershaw Live premieres on ABC this fall probably.

Adam Richman and I talk about small portions at restaurants.

Mark Leiter Jr giving up 6ER in his last 1.1 innings and then dressing up like the biggest goober in history.

The Yankees announcing Volpe has a torn labrum and is out of the lineup on the night Trump is coming to the game is legitimately hilarious.

*Colin Jost voice* “Chris Pratt…seen here watching a child die from a disease there used to be a vaccine for..”

“Mow the lawn at 8:00am. It’ll be cooler out.” - Me

In INDEPENDENCE DAY Russell Casse says he’s been dying for payback after getting abducted by aliens years ago and everyone around him rolls their eyes and acts like he’s insane even though they’re all there preparing to fight off an alien invasion.

Make it the 8th inning of Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS by science or magic.

I walked past Tom Green & Drew Barrymore in NYC holding hands on the day he hosted SNL in 2000. What a whirlwind.

I’ll never really understand the disdain some people have for Jomboy Media. I think they’re great. I’ve shown videos of theirs to people from ages 7 to 70 & they love them. They seem like good people. Their love for baseball is genuine. No offense but the haters can eat a bug.

IT WAS SO PERFECT WE THOUGHT WE HAD IT FIGURED OUT 12 TIMES AND THEY WERE ALWAYS AHEAD OF US!!! @therealkimco.bsky.social #CobraKai

I’m just drunk enough to say that Cobra Kai had one of the best series finales of all time.

Can’t believe Boone told Warren to give up all those runs smh

2,383 games left at Citifield for the Sotos. Hope it was worth it getting an employee discount for your family at the Shake Shack!

Damn Juan, hope your Mom had a good look from her suite at you being an absolute f*cking bum.

24 years ago today “Two Cathedrals” aired. We used to build things in this country.

Bill Simmons having to record a 3 hour podcast about Star Wars and then watch the Celtics lose to the Knicks. What a time to be alive.

Status updates looking like "Bill Is Dinner and Work Till 10 Cell's Good"

A more effective heel promo than anything he's done since the Chamber. Kinda impressive how all of WWE decided to use Mania week to "Well actually..." anyone that hates rapists.

Ready to get wrecked

I have Corbin Burnes on my fantasy team so if the Yankees could use regular bats until he's out and then switch to torpedo and score 20 runs in the 8th that'd be cool.

Tucker was my 1st round pick in the fantasy league I'm in with my Dad. Expected to snag Soto but he went early. Now that he's off the Astros hope he hits 600 HR's.

The 2025 Always Accurate Yankee Predictions: 162-0 Judge 63 HR's. Soto hides in Judge's luggage at the All-Star Game and sheepishly returns to the Yankees. Max Fried CY Young. Martian ROY. Win AL East. Sweep Twins ALDS. Sweep Astros ALCS. Sweep Dodgers World Series. Send Soto back to the Mets.

Good morning.

Alright I’ll say it. Not enough of you are talking about how John Cena just turned heel.

US TO INSPECT SCARAMANGA ISLAND, ENSURE GOLDEN GUN STAMPED WITH TRUMP LOGO.

Oh no. Daniel Craig clearly knew about this and pushed for the ending he got.

Facebook isn’t all bad yet.

MAX being forced to put THE WEST WING back up because of the outcry.

Screaming "MARK" angrily in my best Andrew Garfield impression.

No other answer.

January. The time of 10,000 steps & a gallon of water a day, watching Oscar movies, watching a year's worth of TV I've missed, preparing to again lose in fantasy baseball, and eating Trader Joes Jingle Jangle until the heat death of the universe.

The single best pitch in MVP Baseball 2005.

It's not official the new year until the first Monday of January(science) so I'm still on my December diet vibes.