If I read one more application that talks about using a “data-centered, equity-minded approach” I will lose what little is left of my mind. 🙄

Well not to toot my own horn but apparently this post resonated with a lot of folks last night.

ESPN is showing the basketball game now if you don’t want to watch the abomination of a press conference.

Can’t wait to never have an investigation into the shooting.

Ugh, ABC has just interrupted the basketball game for an update about the shooting. 😒

Nearly at YEAR 11 of this tweet and the fuckery continues.

LEBRON RAYMONE JAMES.

Had my annual dermatology appointment today and to my surprise, no biopsies were needed! One possible pre-cancerous thing was frozen off but nothing else. I’m going to buy a lotto ticket now.

Dear sir/madam: I regret to inform you that your three years as an assistant basketball coach unfortunately do not meet our criteria for the dean position at this time.

I agreed to serve on the hiring committee for our new dean. Just found out we got 73 applications and have five days to review them. 😬

Just got progressive lenses for the first time. I’ve never worn glasses (other than readers) my entire life so this is a whole new era of mid-lifery. 🤓

So there's this woman who, for the last four years around this time, always contacts me and tells me how much she wants to take my classes and can I look at her portfolio and all kinds of stuff. Yesterday she once again popped up saying she needed to interview a professional in my field for an...

Me and my white woman tears do see this. It’s quite something because I’m trying to figure out when exactly I became a white woman. Does anyone know?

Fun stuff once again. Again, you don’t have to like my opinions, but name calling seems a bit juvenile.

Some folks on here clearly have unresolved anger management issues.

I met this amazing young man yesterday at a local Jewish Federation event. Be sure to follow Westside Gravy, an amazing hip hop artist who also happens to be a member of the tribe. www.instagram.com/reel/DXCYOqM...

Just gonna log off for the day. After the whole thing with my dad yesterday and everyone who suddenly got their communication degree, that’s enough for me. Have a blessed day.

Good lord, why do I have so many mutuals with this twat?

Good lord people. How many of you would recognize the name Connie Ballmer in a headline? Stop being so ignorant and learn how journalism works.

Just got off the phone with my mom who informed me that she spent all day in the ER with my dad after he fell out of bed last night. He’s got a concussion and some bruised ribs but nothing broken. Honestly, having elderly parents isn’t easy.

I’m concerned that a gust of wind is going to come along and blow Quin Snyder away. Dude, eat a burger!

I’m guessing that “actual malice” is something ol Kash has never googled.

First playoff game. Nice job, Bezos.

Or Tel Aviv.

Today a student understood my reference to the movie “Airplane” and I was so happy I almost cried.

A student turned in an assignment that was so obviously written by AI, it’s not even funny. FML 🤦🏼‍♀️

Happy TACO Tuesday to all who celebrate.

Just gonna repost this.

While I was certainly hopeful about a UCLA victory today, never in my wildest dreams did I think that they would dominate this game so completely. South Carolina is such a good team and I can’t believe the score is so lopsided.

In case you were looking for someone to block today.

Good god, someone get Lauren Betts a Ricola!

I can’t wait for UConn to blow this and watch Dan Hurley blame Dawn Staley.

Nice try. Unless I missed the words "Dawn Staley" this is nothing more than a non-apology written by his pr staff.

People who never watched a women’s college basketball game in their life suddenly have thoughts.

Seriously, eff Geno Auriemma.

Once again, no source mentioned. Just a random post on the Butterfly App and everyone is totally falling for it.

All right, I'm trying to be cool about this: I'm at second night seder at my parents desert community and I'm 99% sure that Doug Emhoff's parents are at the table next to us. I knew they lived in this community but it's huge and we had never seen them.

Chag Sameach from this desert egret.

The good news: my flight arrived early. The bad news: there's no gate available so we have to sit on the tarmac for 20 minutes. 😭

Get to the airport early, they said. Well I did and it took me about 10 minutes to get through TSA and now I’m sitting in the terminal for two hours. 😒

The Court of Death, by Rembrandt Peale, 1820, 📸 via @ContextFreeCBB

Lauren Betts, now and forever.

How, in the year of our goddess 2026, can they not figure out how to make a horn stop sounding at a basketball game?

Of course she is. And of course she’s not rooting for Coco.

So you hate that Black and Jewish people are the base of the party. Got it.

These people are infuriating. Clinton, Obama, and Biden all told you what to do and you ignored them. Figure it out yourself.

Anyone know a good dentist in Philadelphia? Asking for Skyy Clark. #MarchMadness

Happy first day of…Sprummer. 🥵