Is that Carlos Alcaraz?

Finally! 🇪🇸

That had to hurt.

Got damn, how many chances is Spain gonna give away?

Well then…

The game is so bad that Thierry and Zlatan were like “peace out homies, see you for the real game tomorrow.”

France is the very definition of ennui right now.

This dude had to be sedated at the vet today so they could get a urine sample. It’s been several hours but he’s acting so loopy and giving me this death stare.

I just love how certain countries are said in Spanish: Inglaterra, Alemania, etc.

Wait, Lindsey Graham is dead? 😳

In case you needed another reason to root for Norway. thehill.com/policy/sport...

Grandpa looking like he’s never done a squat in his life.

Not one of her best-known songs, but I always liked her version of this song, which was way better than the one in the musical. RIP Bonnie Tyler. youtu.be/5Tp5KX_Qm74?...

Not remotely surprising. He never said he was dropping out or ending his campaign. Words have meaning, folks.

Graham Platner just posted a video claiming he "intends to withdraw" and that he's "suspending" his campaign. I think he's lying. I think this is strategy. It's Nixonian. Let me explain. (thread)

*Suspending campaign operations is not the same as withdrawing from the race, which is required by Monday under Maine law for the party to name a replacement.

It’s official: Belgium now owns the United States. From now on we must speak either French or Flemish and dip our fries in mayonnaise. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

So once again, ETTD.

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

Planter had more red flags than the opening ceremony of the Olympics and people had no problem with that. As always

¡Que partido increible!

TARJETA ROJA.

¡Ay, dios mio!

We are rooting for Winston’s birth country, Mexico 🇲🇽

I feel for the announcers of the Felix Auger-Aliassime/Alejandro Davidovich-Fokina match.

Here you go

Eu acredito em você, Cabo Verde!

Vamos Cabo Verde!

The VAR reviews should be, um, interesting.

Dad update: today he was discharged from the hospital and is now at an acute rehabilitation facility. Not sure how long he’ll have to stay. My mom is trying to be so brave but it’s not easy for her. I asked her if she wanted me to stay longer and she said no. Again, good vibes and prayers welcome.

Dad: can you take off these compression socks? Me: you have to ask the nurse to do that Dad presses the nurse call button (but forgets why): I can’t get the Tennis Channel on the tv. Nurse: ummm…

The verdict is that my dad had a stroke, which did not surprise me. He's got to stay in the hospital for at least a few days until they can figure out if he needs to a rehab center. Thank goodness I was here to help my mom.

My dad is in the ER right now, so that's fun. Last few days he's deteriorated pretty rapidly and didn't seem to know where he was, so we called his doctor and they said to take him directly to the ER. Right now they're evaluating him and I'm in the waiting room. Thoughts, prayers, good vibes welcome

I’ve never seen an own goal penalty kick before.

I’m in the desert and it’s extremely hot. I don’t know how my parents are managing to survive here. 🥵🥵🥵

The 🍉 people just can’t help themselves.

¡Vamos Cabo Verde!

Mel Brooks is 100 today. Drop a gif of your favorite of his films to celebrate.

Oh nooo. sports.yahoo.com/articles/ten...

After months of debate, my parents finally came to their senses and cancelled their LA Times subscription. The paper was basically a leaflet with stories that were days old and they were tired of paying $1100 a year for that.

Someone’s still a bit salty that I dared to question his white man knowledge.

What a fuqing snowflake. Someone tell ol Kev here that it makes no sense to have a three-part reply to a post and then block the person so they won’t see it. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Like Jasmine Crockett?

Markus Lynn Betts possesses a cannon of an arm.

Read this. Share it. Every fucking word. open.substack.com/pub/christop...

Wow, Clive Davis and Alan Greenspan on the same day.

Wishing all those who celebrate a meaningful Juneteenth.

The dog’s owner was a Black woman. Try to keep up.

This morning's newspaper versus online headline. Lolz.

San Recto!? 🤣🤣🤣