Sonic. You're a werehog again.

( blink blink. ) Did my butt really—

Oh yeah, guess I forgot!

Nah I'm his ball.

" Huh. . . Never would've thought he could actually do such a thing. " She's crossing her arms, letting out a sigh.

That's like our whole thing.

" . . . oh, so it was back during that whole fiasco. . . " She really was lucky, huh? " Aww. . . that's sweet? "

Nope!

That's like telling a sailor to quit swearing.

" What—? He killed your Sonic?! " A few blinks. Wow. . . " I think I ought'a kill him. "

No way—!

says the one following a loser who always sounds like he's compensating.

yeah??? he's awesome.

. . . weren't you irrelevant for years?

. . . whistling—

nah. there's always some random replacement coming in. I had adriana. sonic had santiago.

the small chest one isn't rouge, that's rachel. know the difference.

" Yeah, yeah. "

" Good~! "

" Mhm~! Rouge is always iffy. Always double-crossing, but she's still pretty reliable. "

" I mean, are they wrong? "

thank gaia rouge ain't here. she's got a big butt AND big titties. not fair.

" . . . nice ass though. "

" Nothing. Nothing at all. "

" You promise? "

" It can be when you bite down on it. " An eye roll.

" Totally! I mean, anyone who allies themself with Eggman is usually either a wackjob, or just another one of his robots. "

" OH MY GOODNESS. "

⠀ 𝜗𝜚nessie. sometimes I remember this

Raising a brow. " What? " She doesn't actually know, chat.

" Oh, please. Anyone who dislikes us are just trying to be different. Or weirdos. " Rolling her eyes.

" . . . You're enjoying yourself way too much. " Still getting bit. Just less.

" I know a LOT about fashion! And what do you mean, PROBLEM? "

" As if. I'll have you know, my dresses are from a good friend. The QUEEN of fashion herself, Honey. "

" Could bite less hard. . . " A pout.

" . . . mmm. " Is her tail wagging—

" That's why I sell mine~! " A few nods. " Wouldn't mind having a few to myself, though! "

" Yeah, probably. " Rubbing her cheeks against it.

" Yep! " JUMPING— ow.

" . . . what? "

" . . . gee, lucky you. " She's grumbling a bit. Then shaking her head. " I'd love to try 'em! "

. . . just FACEPLANTING against those abs. " You could grind meat on these— "

" Oh yeah, definitely. "

" Yeeeeaaaahhhh?" Head tilt.

" With you, it could be anything. "

THERE'S NOBODY IN THE WAY, JUST GO!!!!

" I'm doing great! And yep, I'd say these cakes have been pretty darn great! How 'bout you, Amy? "

Dawg I've been WAITING FOR HIM TO SCORE FOR LIKE 20 YEARS

" Is this just you digging at my fashion sense again? b"

" Me? "