Mandatory in flight pic

I’m really bad at posting here

I topped someone so hard last night night I gave myself rug burn :(

I don’t get enough cum in my face

Had one of the doctors I work with ask me if I’m in med school and tell me that she thinks I should be so if anyone wants to fund my medical school tuition bang my line I’d hate to let her down

Been a while

Repost if you want to replace my dildo 😈

My chest looked good here

We posting bridges

I cannot over state how glad I am I moved to Minnesota last year after today

Seeing the number of people who went from crying about TikTok being banned to saying nothing about TikTok publicly glazing Trump for when it came back is wild

Non Spotify user point and laugh Also really shocked MF DOOM didn’t make the cut

Squeaky clean

The fact I don’t have someone to suck me off after a long day at work is kinda homophobic

Tuesday things

I forgot I was in the splash zone

Alright I’ll join the trend How big are you? 6’0” ~280lbs

Oops

Why is it so accurate tho

I was expecting a lot more snow out of Minneapolis by this time of the year

Built for cuddling

Figured I should actually post some sauce to help the migration stick

Whose a good boy

Arms are feeling good

I really am just my stereotype

Tuesday things

So sleepy

Tuesday things

Hope this place doesn’t fade away