I get hit with the “ friend likes you” comment even as a teacher. It triggered my trauma again. I know I shouldn’t be taking it seriously or personally but I want to cry.

I forgot how fine Professor Sycamore was in Pokémon XY.

Went to the pumpkin patch with the Kindergarteners today. Didn’t get a lot of pics, but I love how the pumpkins are all spread out 🎃

I’m in a breakout room during my PD and I hate how I’m literally carrying the conversation EVERY time. It makes me so annoyed.

I haven’t played killer in DBD in SUCH a long time till today. I picked up Spirit again and she is so fun.

I don’t know why but the vibes are off today.

Met a celebrity today.

Hypothetically speaking, what if I send this to @devilligan.bsky.social? 🤔💭 (Found at Spirit Halloween)

GM. Crystal collection is growing.

At this point I’m starting to agree with the men who call me chopped, overweight, and give me the reasons why I’m single.

HELLO? JIMMY POOHANDS OFFICIAL MODEL???

Gotta love when your morning was lovely till a student mocks your appearance and it ruins your day.

GM. Here’s some DBD shenanigans from early 2022.

Seriously? Why do men.

Why do men…. Seriously.

Context: So I follow an Instagram page that takes care of a squirrel with health issues. This loser with a receding hairline has beef with an animal page and he has the audacity to be like this towards me. MEN LIKE HIM NEED TO BE LONELIER.

My phrases whenever I teach: “ABSOLUTELY NOT.” “Uhhh, EXCUSE ME—“ “Did you just hear what I said?” “Look at me when I am talking to you.” “Sit UP.” “Stop.” “Sit DOWN.” “You are not following directions.” First Year Teacher Me would NEVERRR.

Here we go.

I really love playing as the Krasue on DBD. She’s so fun and I think she’s becoming my new main.

Today was really exhausting; SO many students not listening, not doing their work, repeating myself too many times, I just want to lie down and sleep.

hi my name is Vero and I collect shiny rocks

First time in a self driving car…. Idk how I didn’t have an anxiety attack.

Sorry for bothering everyone that I’ve spoken to.

A friend in my personal circle told me she is saddened to hear that I’m breaking off our yearly tradition of going to a pumpkin patch. I have my reasons.

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

Mentally I’ve been on a decline and it’s not getting any better. My job has been making it harder to fit in, and I feel like where I am placed in makes me feel as if I don’t have a sense of belonging.

How I view myself tbh

“Be the Donkey, Be the Shrek.” - Nien Flickenbocker Thank you for a wonderful Cameo as always! @devilligan.bsky.social

why do I gotta be so cursed and chopped… like… when will love find me (as if that’s ever gonna happen)

I call this the “Lady Shar’s blessings” ahh haircut.

Yes, as if I’m going to match with a balding, chopped up man named Darth Balls who has no set dating goals and lives in his mother’s basement.

GM.

Some batty finds from Spirit Halloween 🦇 Eek eek!

How do Kindergartners know what Italian brainrot at their age, because that’s highly concerning…

Ever since I started working in a traditional school, my teacher voice has gotten more stricter. I feel so proud of myself.

The guy on TikTok doing Hugh Jackman impressions is killing me.

OH BROTHER

If you’re going to complain about the lag and be a dick about it on chat many times, you’re literally not helping.

GM. Day 2 with this stupid cold. Going to lie down and sleep for a while.

do you trust him?

GM. I got a new baby today. Her name is Love.

At this point in my dating life, I am in the giving up stage.

The way I became absolutely depressed whenever I hear people at my age post about their engagements, wedding photos, or having children makes me feel like I’ve lost so much in life. I feel like a huge failure because I’ve never had a boyfriend (HAAAA) either.

I don’t know how I feel about the Shrek section here in Spirit….

Thoughts? 🤓 @devilligan.bsky.social

Okay let me say that the Poe speakeasy event was AMAZING. But can I rant about a girl who sat next to me and left mid-show? She had no idea what she was getting into. She didn’t know the stories would be that scary, so she left after “The Black Cat”. Girl, it’s Poe. It’s meant to disturb you.

Debating whether I should go to a Vampire Ball in the upcoming months but I have no one to go with. Should I still go?

Just went to an Edgar Allan Poe speakeasy. Would go again.

Why do the men in my ‘likes’ on the dating apps look like THAT?

I’m subbing for 2nd and 3rd grade classes next week, but I don’t have a district device to cover the class curriculum. Figures.