I kinda like this "shut down specific agencies instead of the whole government" thing.

Damn. Those Swedes man. They know how to sling that rock. 🥌

Destiny is calling

My most old man opinion is that figure skaters should always skate to classical music.

NBC hosting the Olympics from...the Super Bowl...is the most American thing ever.

omg the Tight Ends commercial 😂

At every Olympics I wish there was a normie attempting each event to illustrate how insane this stuff is.

Lindsay Vonn out here skiing Olympic Downhill on a torn ACL. Meanwhile, I stand up from the couch wrong and I'm out for a week.

Have you ever noticed the personal responsibility people never take responsibility for anything?

Me for 3 years and 50 weeks: Canadians are quirky, fun, kind! Great neighbors! No complaints. Me for two weeks during the Olympics.

"there's nothing fake about those abs"

Y'all, the Team USA mixed doubles curling team at the olympics is Cory and Korey. 🥌

Man, I just love these Pistons.

I've been watching basketball for 35 years and I still don't know how pick and rolls are so effective. Every time the defense is like "omg 😱, what just happened"

Me to 11yo and 13yo: When you see momma or me reading you need to not interrupt unless it's important. 13yo *ten minutes later:* I'm gonna need to poop soon!

Sunday before the Super Bowl vibes

NO MEANING

This looks like the Curiosity Mars Rover took a picture of its morning coffee.

Wild that so many great basketball players have just decided, "yeah, I don't play defense."

I just selected a book from my bookshelf for my next read, instead of buying a new book. Did any of you know this is possible? I had no idea.

This is the first time the kitten, who we've had for several months, has decided to nap in my lap. I'm a simple guy with simple needs, and a lap cat is one of them.

Man, some folks will scuttle their entire moral code because someone sent them an email with pronouns in the signature.

"Can't hit the broadside of a barn" is particularly harsh trash talk. Cuz even the narrow side of a barn is pretty big. Would be pretty easy to hit. But nope, youre so bad you can't even hit the bigger side of the barn. Savage.

Just remember y'all, ICE violating church property to kidnap people isn't the President's fault (even though he's their boss), but some random jackass disrupting a worship service is the fault of every Democrat in America. Those are the rules.

INDIANA: Football School 🏆

Making my way to London from Switzerland after finding out a dear friend from home had been diagnosed with cancer. I was emotionally, mentally, and physically ravaged. As I started putting coins in the kiosk to purchase the final ticket needed to get to my destination I realized I was short.

Every time I read a book about physics I end up thinking everyone who came up with this stuff had to be high.

Am I asked to do something that requires shoes because I just took my shoes off, or do I take my shoes off because my subconscious knows I'm about to be asked to do something that requires shoes. These are life's deep questions.

I would watch the hell out of this movie

The Atchafalaya

Influencer videos will be like "this one simple trick will make your dinner like a 5⭐ restaurant" and then do 37 things.

This guy is so mad Obama got Bin Laden.

Not very FIFA Peace Prize-esque imo

Who out there was told they'd get more conservative as they got older, but really they've gotten more radical.

11yo and I were at Walmart the other day and there was a "rate your experience" on the checkout screen. He quickly reached over and tapped "4 stars." I looked at him and he said "what? 4 stars is a good score!" As a friend remarked: The apple doesn’t fall far from the never gives five stars tree

Overheard at trivia night: "What's the Solar Systems largest moon?" . . . "Ganymede." "Gany...what?" "If it's so big why isnt it a planet?" Me, trying to watch the football game:

AI is the future. AI: 👇🏻

Sweet fancy moses

Counterpoint: Sleeping without socks is one of life's great pleasures.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a request requiring one's shoes shall be made of thee immediately upon the removal of one's shoes.

It is a crime that Brown Sugar Cinnamon, the Pop Tart GOAT, has not been featured in the #PopTartsBowl yet.

It's Pop Tarts Bowl Day!

"Babak gets the suffocating feeling that this is the whole world, no one able to hear anyone else. Everyone with a different map for the same spot of ground." - Daniel Nayeri, The Teacher of Nomad Land

Actually Frankincense was the doctor.

These few hours before midnight on Christmas Eve are my favorite of the year. When the chaos of the world dims and we wrap ourselves in what Welsh poet Dylan Thomas called "this close and holy darkness." Merry Christmas y'all.

Not many people realize that Die Hard was originally a pagan movie.

REPORT: Every Present Under Area Christmas Tree A Book

Hobby Lobby Jesus has had enough.

Some you had parents who never had a carob phase and it shows.