Do one bicep curl today, then two tomorrow, then four the day after that, and so on, doubling the amount of the day before. In 64 days you will have done 18 quintillion #fitness #bodybuilding #weightlifting

I believe people in the 2010s posting those obviously fake "everyone clapped" genre of stories as truth is why we live in an age of unrelenting misinformation today my point is that I was right to constantly call them dumb and fake whenever I saw them, reply with eyeroll emojis etc

People say "this character is such a good depiction of PTSD" and it's a character with less subtlety than the Tasmanian Devil

why did we let redditers convince us "characters have a dance party at the end credits" is bad, it should come back for cartoons and they should do it for live action movies too

Heard there was an anti-king protest recently but don't worry, I'm safe 💪👑

Well-versed in the healing power of laughter but also the forbidden killing power of laughter

Fantasy writing communities the last 15 years: "It's okay if your writing is generic and riddled with cliches because it's actually impossible to have a new idea. There's nothing new under the sun" The same communities today: "I showed someone my writing and they thought it was written by AI :( "

My thoughts are "this post sucks"

walk as if each step is high-fiving the earth with your foot

making a fortune doing "index finger mustache tattoo" removal

When the "how often do men think about the roman empire" thing was going around I didn't really get it because my answer was apparently less than the average, but if it was about how often do I think about the paleolithic caveman era then the answer is literally daily

thinking of getting really into "hang loose 🤙"

"I don't see race" -guy who got bad seats at the racetrack

Chunky Salsa has gotten very sick. He's been in the hospital overnight three times (for a total of about 9 days, iirc). We're in deep and need help to continue care. Anything helps, including sharing. gofund.me/e5593e33

Carry wood, chop water

It's kind of a balance issue that bears are so fast in addition to being so strong

Michael-coded characters: -Superman -Roger Rabbit -Jake the Dog -Purple Pikmin

I'm a massive Golden Girls fan, so I can think of no better leadership for my Adeptus Sororitas. I've been working through this concept for YEARS and I'm excited to finally have it accomplished. Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts. #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls

this is meant to be a politically neutral question but do you think Donald Trump knows about Skibidi Toilet

all it takes for Cringe to succeed is for the Based to do nothing

There are people on this website who legitimately want you to put /s on the end of every joke and that is simply a dark world we must never entertain even the possibility of

"Washington" is an appropriate name considering they all need their damn mouths "wash"ed out with soap! #politics

alignment: g̶o̶o̶d̶ great

Bazingo (masculine form of the name Bazinga)

the only time I ever cared about the number on the scale is when I wanted to weigh myself before and after getting a haircut to see how many pounds of hair they took off

Stay alert because earthquakes on this coast are often followed by tsunamis of the unfunniest posts known to man

possibly controversial opinion, if you disagree just move on, but I don't think owls are birds

my cavemen ancestor spearing fish out of the river so I can spear maraschino cherries out of the jar with a fork this one's for you

MEMBERS ONLY jacket but it says GAMERS ONLY

absolutely torn by the Scott Pilgrim game being a strong spiritual successor to River City Ransom but also how much I hate Scott Pilgrim as a media property

Anyone else read this thing as "blooski"

Has enough time passed for us to admit Stray was too preoccupied with its cyberpunk setting and outside of the opening sequence barely had anything to do with being a cat? The game would have felt the same if you were a cat, a dog, a monkey, a large beetle, or a small man

"something borrowed, something blue" was made up by Big Blue lobbyists to move more blue products

Nintendo: this stage in the game that doesn't really have anything too notable about it needs music, keep in mind it isn't the title theme or finale or anything Composer for Gusty Garden Galaxy: okay here's the greatest track of videogame music ever made

@ladrawss.bsky.social its a fuckin party here now that BFFclipse is here on this website

Nancy Drew was canonically born in 1914 so she could have been Columbo's mentor

Joining a social media app that would have me as a member? We'll see