please let me know of any rental opportunities less than $800 a month, i hate my current place it makes me miserable i cry when i go home and i make less than my rent each month rn im getting desperate please help me

i hate using a cane mostly cuz everyone always ask me why it should be so normal and casual fuck off

save your white baby from the radon gas

girls really just need percocet and black forest cake

beautiful day for a bike ride

they really killed all those whales

they do bottom surgery at the gizmonic institute

i need to live with people as poor as me so we can collaborate or atleast relate on some level

i looked up places to get smarter on yelp and 2001 audio video came up

dick link later?

ignore the erection ms captain

they are putting hypnotism in the cities water supply!

go to spiders

my life is awesome

waiting until noon to get high

is there a couch maybe we can sit on?

wake up covered in snow

bonus slice at the 711, sign from god?

🐀🧀🐀🧀🐀🧀 cheese party 🧀🐀🧀🐀🧀🐀

i get how pwyc or notaflof is more clear but what ever happened to "5-ish bucks" on the bill??

i heard if u eat enough harbord bakery poppyseed danishes u get high

i like pinocchio #pinocchio

whereami

meowing in a free and undefining way

are you getting this my loyal scribe

munching on girl flesh

my father once told me he could fly

i feel like i oughtta read atleast one el ron hubbard book

i love logging into facebook to see a so called nonbinary i met years ago becoming more a woman with every post

average male reaction to my grindr profile

voice training to speak at a normal volume so i can engage in group conversations

getting really into "music"

ok so its either i sexualize my pain or be in active addiction

bring back mid-album political rants!

#1 hypnagogia fan

not terribly fond of this holiday but I am sick and alone today which is very depressing, I have been sick and far from social life for almost 3 weeks, please lets all hang out soon I miss you

all Catholics should be required to read Phillip K. Dick

be patient i am still learning how to use the computer

dr pepper

death by dr pepper

dr pepper suicide hotline

my beautiful girlfriend plays "rock and roll" music

i have mental problems :D

probe earth girls

if you bring me 4 of these i will give you a prize /srs

ask me about my urinary incontinence

one minute casual attack

ask me about the hit new new party game that comes from my dream