dr pepper

death by dr pepper

dr pepper suicide hotline

my beautiful girlfriend plays "rock and roll" music

i have mental problems :D

probe earth girls

if you bring me 4 of these i will give you a prize /srs

ask me about my urinary incontinence

one minute casual attack

ask me about the hit new new party game that comes from my dream

you are living in a cave while i dwell in a cavern

ask me about my mumblecore dreams

a joke is a lie that you dont really mean

i deserve anal

sorry i dont like that joke because i have mental problems

enlarging my lesbianism by making the girls inside my head kiss too

i am actually 100% immune to covid ninetine and i dont get sick like you do

being switchy is a simple matter of having DID where ones a sub ones a dom

what do you think of me? who do you think i am? please send your letters to [email protected]

sm1 remind me to get a chelsea next summer

the distortion on my dads master of reality tape is the most beautiful thing ive ever heard

2 bedridden days i will surely do every overdue task tomorrow

drooling and puking and stuff you wouldnt get it

i think more than my nonnas easter lamb or braised pork belly i miss chicken nuggets and 7-11 pepperoni pizza

my body produces so much mucus girls love it

gods most loyal lab rat, she even injects and dissects herself!

me

destroy and betray myself for nothing challenge

gna be posting my photos, writing and other art on my tumblr in the future: mammallianbodyplan.tumblr.com

my life is beautiful

fuck it im just gonna do tumblr shit now on

looking at too many anime girls damages certain lobes in the brain

im cis with trans characteristics

i want bigger tits, i want alprazolam drip, i want silky smooth feet, i want to be a pro at painting my nails, i want that special non-addictive hydromorphone, i want my bangs to be even after this haircut, i want a perfect bicycle, i want to bake a good birthday cake for the woman i love, i want

bronchitis or smokers cough? you dont really know...

pseudoephedrine is a great decongestant and for some odd unexplainable reason makes me want to clean my bedroom...

yahoooo tysm @roshenofficial.bsky.social

ah i get it, this is a very good television program

woke up today and the world is good and bright and beautiful, rejoice! for we shall all be healed!

calculating my COWS score in bed

just got a heart react on a fucking email?

beautiful day, caseworker has my insurance shit on track, not losing one of my jobs instead im getting a raise :)

todaybor day, is.... takes a drag from cigarette, looks pensively off into the distance

next time i meet someone autistic about planes im gut punching them

airshow is affecting me harshly

im the only niche and esoteric rat in rat park

kratom enema incident 2021

i dreamt of a diner where there is an extra member of the waitstaff who is a beautiful woman who gets your change for you

standby seren