I mean to be fair, it’s probably a stretch to call what Israel can do to this administration “spying.” Encouraging stupid people to say things they shouldn’t, listening to drunk people, flattering narcissists, etc. is just human relations.

"But Katelyn no human being would ever notice a rise in the cost of eggs"

I will never be able to afford anything ever again, being a millennial sucks.

Does anyone I know even use nostr

The Toledo festival shooting is why I don't fuckin go anywhere anymore

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

can I get a Hell Yeah in the chat

are you telling me this guy wasn’t even spying for a foreign country and just made up a fake program to steal gold bars from the federal government? that’s way funnier

👀👀 Donald Trump wouldn’t need immunity from committing tax fraud unless he was and is committing tax fraud, right?!

Epstein will never go away. Release the complete Epstein files. Release the complete Epstein files. Release the complete Epstein files. Release the complete Epstein files. Release the complete Epstein files. Release the complete Epstein files. Release the complete Epstein files.

I always come back to System of a Down

Ignorance of the internal workings of newspapers is completely understandable but it does make me tired when I see “that accuser has a conflict of interest!” I assure you, that conflict was thoroughly examined by people whose entire job is to argue its merits before a jury if need be.

Still randomly think about how Scotland was told to stay in the UK because leaving the UK would mean leaving the EU but then England decided to leave the EU so Scotland had to leave the EU anyway

RESULT: Adam Hamawy wins the Democratic primary in #NJ12 and he is likely headed to Congress to replace Bonnie Watson Coleman. Hamawy was endorsed by many left-wing figures and groups, and faced a very large number of local politicians.

Why is Coulter pro-Trump again @gtconway.bsky.social @therickwilson.bsky.social ???

Haven’t paid much attention to the Hasan subpoena thing but just so I’m clear: Dems are responding in the exact way leftists always said they would?

How we’re gonna view someone that can write their own emails in 2043:

Really says a lot about society that we cured bacon before we cured cancer smdh

I want you to do as little as possible at work this week. Just like every other week.

For those talking about the lack of food in ICE facilities, you should know that jails and prisons regularly starve people to death. This is not a rare occurrance. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

We at Defend Public Health want to wish everyone a Happy Pride Month, while also recognizing the horrifying times we are in for the entire community. We will always stand together with the LGBTQIA2S+ community as members and allies.

This right here.

sometimes i have to remind myself it really happened because that reality is so discordant with how politicians talk about it now, even though it’s only been a few months

you would never know one of the largest american cities was occupied by a federal paramilitary just months ago, the way most of our elected democrats tiptoe around ICE

What’s good, ya’ll? Here’s something 🤎 Dr Iman Abuzeid looked at a broken healthcare hiring system & built a billion-dollar company that flipped it upside down. She built a platform where hospitals apply to nurses instead of nurses applying to hospitals. That’s not DEI. That’s Black excellence.

This Ebola response has me so freaking angry US Public Health Service officers are being deployed to Kenya - they'll be providing medical care to Americans at high risk of developing Ebola But if these officers get symptoms of Ebola? 🤷‍♀️ NOT how we should be treating those serving their country

Bruno can't tell the difference between sticks and small trees.

The Department of National Defence quietly inked a $3.7-million contract last year with American data giant Palantir, newly released documents show. It’s the latest in what some experts see as the government’s deepening links to the controversial U.S. tech firm.

Serj Tankian's wife's sister is married to John Dolmayan and it just blows my mind every time I remember it because how the fuck are you gonna be an anti fascist anti war and anti authoritarian lefty POLITICAL BAND and your DRUMMER is MAGA

This photo of Andy Kim in the moments before ICE gassed everyone at Delaney Hall is going into the history books. We need more of this from our electeds.

“Close contact”, “same room”, “body fluid contact” are *all* also potential “inhaled some infectious aerosol” contact. It didn’t get written down in the discussion of “epidemiological evidence” because it’s scary. There. I said it.

One of the reasons we do not have studies that state respiratory transmission might be happening is, imo, because no one writes it down. That. Is. It. journals.asm.org/doi/10.1128/...

But also it’s spreading because the non-racist majority are silent, disinterested, falsely reassured or too self-censoring. Please. Don’t ask yourself what happens if I speak up, ask yourself what happens if I DON’T.

San Diego Wave FC fans raise the names of the Islamic Center victims during a moment of silence at today's game. #SDWave #SoccerCares #Love #FanLove

I made an outfit to watch the weather channel in. and a very cute deskmat you can buy them here :v theyetee.com/miski

Just throwing this out there that @duckduckgo.com is basically like 2008 Google. As soon as my pixel phone dies, I'm getting something else. Idk what cuz I know they're all garbage and unethically sourcing cobalt but like, idk, this is my small fuck you to google I guess

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

I regret everything 😭😭😭

The news has been 😮‍💨. One quote this poster clings to when times are scary is from Fred Rogers: “Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.” We are comforted & inspired by helpers like Om Mohammed. Keep helping & fighting for what’s right, friends. Have a good weekend!

From today’s inbox: “Dear TBI Research Community, After many years of supporting the traumatic brain injury (TBI) research community through data sharing and collaboration, the Federal Interagency Traumatic Brain Injury Research Informatics System (FITBIR) will be closing operations.”

Starbucks is abruptly scrapping its AI inventory tool for repeatedly miscounting and mislabeling items, just months after rolling it out at stores nationwide. It's the latest warning that the widely-hyped "AI revolution" could be a bubble that's going to burst.

I can only describe how I feel today as "Eeyore" and there's truly no good reason

Jasmine Clark will become the first Black woman with a science Ph.D. to serve in the U.S. House of Representatives. https://scim.ag/4dDZe6P

Of course I drew the whistling potato. #art #potato

Constructed by ancient Egyptians, the Great Pyramid has survived multiple earthquakes through the ages—now researchers think they know why

The news here (Taubenberger out as head of NIAID) tells you a lot about the chaos reigning at top science institutions in the US. 16 of 27 NIH institutes now have acting directors. And the second paragraph tells you about the chaos journalists face trying to get government responses…

The student loan system is increasingly rigged against borrowers. Trump is cutting federal options and gutting the CFPB, pushing people toward private lenders with even fewer protections. More and more, it's a real heads-they-win, tails-you-lose situation for working families.

<><> Getting ready for Atlanta Bear Fest Memorial Day weekend. #leatherdaddy #leather

I am a J6er. I was wrongly prosecuted for peacefully protesting. The only thing I did that beautiful day was jerk off at Josh Hawley’s desk because the day before he told me he was “totally cool with it.” I deserve to be compensated. Thank you President Trump.