i am tired of clover being in my head. i chuckled as we walked past a kid with a balloon and she knew exactly what i was thinking and that’s rude of her.

going 2 walmart with $-25 in the bank!!!!

i check this app everyday but nobody but charlie and starla are actually consistently active

It’s so incredibly dead on this app.

i have the meat sweats

i couldn’t give up a roll

for now. forever. next up CHRISTMAS!!!!

it’s time 2 be insufferable about christmas

had many dreams about ncis and now i miss my dream friends

🤪

i kissed her forehead while she slept and she made an unhappy face chat what does this mean? does she hate me?

i can’t find a good thanksgiving text chain without Christopher columbus and i want 2 be stupid but we don’t support him so no silly post yet

hey baby can we watch the macys thanksgiving day parade tomorrow????

okay chat i get to pick one movie tomorrow and need to make it count. which one of these r we thinking????

accidentally accepted a random turkey

HER GOAT BIT MY TOE

i’ll give u 2 pennie’s to come home rn

Gettin' swole 💪💦

fun fact it takes 4 1/2 episodes of Caillou to blow dry @hittingcurbs.bsky.social hair

time 2 cuddle with my baby n fall asleep good night gooses

what do u get a man child for christmas (i am the man child i don’t know what i want)

i got 2 pick the sleep show tonight so i’m going high quality

WAKE UP BABY IS EDITING AGAIN

death by dry shampoo fumes

I’ve been in search for a new signature scent for a while and so far my girlfriend’s favorite is W body spray by Jake Paul……….

now that Pluto is in aquarius or something. its time to get Goofy. time to take the Mickey out of life. all I'm saying is Donald duck. okay

my good luck charm not single order after she came in !!!!!!!

only clover can pick movies for awhile bc i picked last night and it was the worst movie that ended in a swarm of flying cockroaches

she got the flu and we were able 2 spend time together 🥰

how often do u clean ur ears

my 2 favorite twitter people r here i can’t wait 2 silently be a fan

you got the swagger of a chicken

bing bong

Repost if you’re a parody account.💙

apple crisp on the mind

new phone who dis?